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A coquettish and disgusting sentence of a girl is a disgusting short sentence (73 sentences)

1, I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

I am a practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

4. Leaning on your shoulder, watching the beautiful sunrise and meditating on sweet wishes, a happy relationship is thriving every day; Pillow on your body, listen to the singing of the waves, repeat magical spells, and beautiful lives collide with each other every second!

5, a woman who will be spoiled will make men willing to help her.

6. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you, not more. You just need to give me grass.

7. Don't hate a woman's tears, because she still loves you and she will cry for you. If one day she stops crying for you, that is to say, she decides not to love you anymore.

8, don't always talk to me, uh-huh, oh, oh, will not chat with me make you climax?

9. You deserve to be killed by a fool (it's no big deal, fool)

10, officer person, just follow the little girl! Honey, do you miss me? Really? Really?

1 1, my baby is like this, hehe.

12, you will never shine in my heart.

13, the so-called growth is to hear the word "choppy" and never think about the sea again.

14, people don't want it! "The somebody else is not!

15, I hate it, it messed up my hair.

16, the breeze is still a long way to go, so why look back?

17, did you miss anyone today!

18, come on, you weren't like this before!

19, don't say the word "break up" to women easily. She loves you, so she will forgive you. If you really disappoint her, your love will come to an end. Once a woman gives up, she will never look back.

20. Can I be your little princess, the kind where you don't want to scold me when I make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug?

2 1, I know you are not really angry with me, are you naive? If only my sister would coax you!

22. Do you know that there is a person who always misses you and cares about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.

23. Understand the classic sentences in women's hearts

24, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! I hate it!

25, I want to eat that, you buy it.

26. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life.

27. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ding Ding, who was short and went to learn Latin dance.

29. People just want you to care more!

30. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.

3 1, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.

32. There is a kind of concern called wandering under the moon, a kind of lovesickness called autumn water lovesickness, and a kind of love for you for a long time.

33. People just want you to care more!

Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.

35, the somebody else is your little baby! Kiss me!

36. I haven't talked to you for a day, and I feel wrong!

37, bastard, you bully me, meowed ~

Maybe I can't give you a rickshaw house in the future, but I promise-if I eat meat in the future, I will never let you just drink soup.

39. I like your shyness and your concentration.

40, oh, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! I hate it!

4 1, people can't not own it for fear of losing it.

42. You know my depth and I know your length.

43. People can never see the lens, but I mean that a thousand years in the world is like an instant.

44. You are everything when you are here, and everything is you when you are not!

45. I don't know when I learned to rely.

46. Question: What is a man's tongue for? Answer: teasing.

Thanks to my imperfection, I can see who is really good to me.

48. If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

49. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.

50. Maybe he is just addicted to ambiguity, but you are distracted.

5 1, I am a very practical person, I only believe that love grows with time.

52. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.

53. When we are together, I am responsible for being cute and you are responsible for pampering me. Does it taste good?

In fact, my heart is a fool and can only love you.

55. Cutting is so incredible. If it weren't for the ups and downs, I don't think I would find that you have quietly injected a sweet taste into my heart. It is a touching feeling.

I can't tell you what your strengths are. I just want to watch you take a shower.

57. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It doesn't rule out that he is bored and wants to make trouble.

58, people don't want it! Hmm! ~ ~ ""people don't follow! ~~

59. Honey, help me with the package. Look at other people's little hands, all printed in red.

60. My fist and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me.

6 1, I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you.

62. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok.

63. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

If I were not here, would you like other girls? ? ~~

65. You are so ugly, and I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

66. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It's a great honor for me to meet you.

67. I came across Qian Shan to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

You should appreciate her work. Big boys don't mean bullying. Gentleness doesn't mean no opinion? . Being chic doesn't mean not telling.

69. Love is a journey, just like experiencing the ever-changing scenery in the journey of life; Love is eternal, a good wish that fills my heart, a long beach that my love channel silently sticks to, and an eternal harbor for your soul!

70. ldquo What did he do to make you like him so much! ?

7 1, it feels good not to wear a condom, but it is not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!

72. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

73. She coldly handed you what she had prepared for you. You don't care, because she actually prepared very carefully.