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Talk about boys' space classics
Talk about boys' space classics
1. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.
2. It is better to be yourself than to go on in other people's lives.
The most hateful thing is not the advertising time, but the ending song after the advertisement.
Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.
5. Obscene fashion, filthy dreams.
6. Fall down, get up and cry, work hard and live for yourself!
7. Sometimes I really want to commit suicide.
There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?
9. Youth is running wildly and then falling luxuriantly.
10. If my loneliness can be eaten as a meal, then I can feed more than one billion people and persist.
1 1. Others are always right and I am always wrong, which is less troublesome.
12. Tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?
13. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.
14. I know clearly that neither your QQ speaking nor writing is for me, but I deceive myself.
15. Men cry because they really loved, and women cry because they really gave up.
16. I love you so much that you will die if you love me.
17. Hey, girl, stupid people can't be resurrected.
18. People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.
19. Memory is like water in your hand. Whether you hold it tightly or spread it out, it will gradually disappear.
20. We should learn to be grateful. She's here. I love her. That's enough.
2 1. Life is like a dance, and the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.
22. Destiny is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.
23. The heart is a pocket. Less is called scheming, more is called mind's eye, more is called scheming, and more is called scheming.
24. Internet cafes tell us that time is money.
25. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.
If the sun does not come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
27. On the phone, she cried and said, "Honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant for ... three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you're not responsible ..."
28. Although lovelorn people are different, looking up at the starry sky is the only coincidence. ...
29. I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection. ...
If one person's feelings are released, then another person will go to a terrible hell. ...
3 1. The 73rd secret love failed. ...
32. All the questions in the world can be answered by "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.
33. A person is walking on a noisy road, and my messy footsteps tell me my loneliness.
34. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.
35. Your appearance affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.
No matter where you go or what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.
The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
38. I especially hate people who ask me who I am when they clearly add me.
39. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.
40. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.
4 1. The teacher said: If the students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, it will not affect the students sleeping in front.
42. If Men's Day is 8.3 and Women's Day is 3.8, then the sum is11.1/and the subtraction is 4.5, so Singles Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day were born!
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