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How to tell the story of stealing the king tower?

This makes others laugh at my negative record, and I laugh at others for not having commanding heights.

Because stealing the tower means that you don't want to play in a league, and you may even die, so others will laugh at my negative record. Highland is the most important tower in the glory of the king. Others laugh at my negative record, and I laugh at others for not having high ground.