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Men like beauty and humor.

First, when reality is folded and pasted on our long-term dream, it covers the dream and blends in with it, just like two identical figures overlap and blend in. -"reminiscing about the past"

Second, the frontier of the mind can be made very large, like the gold foil with the best ductility, laying the whole universe, including the sun and the moon, without a dark cloud, which can cover the vast territory of the mind; No earthquake volcano can completely cover the magnificent building of the soul; No storm can freeze the hot springs spewing in the depths of the heart; There is no natural disaster or man-made disaster, which can make the field of the heart fall in autumn.

Three, two people can come together must be attracted to each other. What attracts you most is that he has something you lack. You can't have it or do it, so you are precious. When we come together one day, you should also remember that you have appreciated this part of him.

Fourth, the vows of eternal love in love are just snacks outside the staple food. We are disappointed, because when we are loved, we think that vows of eternal love are the staple food. When we were injured, we thought it was poison, but we never realized it. Commitment is just a dessert. You should know that it's just an ornament. Amy Cheung

Everyone has a big mountain in his heart, and he always wants to climb it and see the outside world. But actually climbed to the top of the mountain and found that it was still a mountain, higher and farther. Many times, we are climbing mountains and want to go further. This is a spiritual journey.

6. Graduation is a cruel season. Ripe and immature crops should be harvested together. Cherish the happiness in front of you, don't wait until you lose it to regret it; Don't make promises easily; Please continue to be ambitious. Great ideals may not come true, but you will move forward and not fall down. Always remember to be grateful to those who have helped you in your life. Since you are in your twenties, try to get used to it. Remember to be more open-minded and less hurt.

Seven, you are not necessarily more painful than others, but you express yourself better. -"A China woman living in Paris"

Eight, girls themselves are species that are easy to like because they are moved. If you are a little nicer to her, you will feel a corner of your heart begin to collapse, and then you will gradually pay attention to you, care about you and like you, so if you don't like it, don't be nice to her. This should be one of the most basic kindness of boys.

Nine, all human suffering is essentially anger at their incompetence.

Girl, you can't afford to wear Chanel, or you don't have many clothes to choose from, but please never forget one of the most important clothes, which is the so-called self.

1 1. Facing the river, I am extremely ashamed. Time flies, I'm tired. Like all poets who take dreams as horses, the years are fleeting, and there is not a drop left. The horse died because of the dripping stone. -Haizi

Twelve, I think it is better to miss each other when we meet, because meeting can only make people feel helpless and sad in the face of reality, but missing can turn doomed lies into fairy tales. -"In a hurry that year"

Thirteen, the biggest impact on your lifestyle is your career. It not only determines what you do every day, but also greatly affects how you live, what kind of friends you make, what kind of clothes you wear, when you take a vacation, how much money you earn every day and how long you don't have to work. -david campbell, the choice of life path

Fourteen, we will all grow old. I looked at my age calmly, like a white sail coming from a distance. Why should I hide this reality? Hiding is not only futile, but also a kind of weakness. Self-confidence is not inversely proportional to age, just as self-confidence is not directly proportional to beauty. Courage is not stored in your face, but in your own hands. Cosmetics are just some polymer compounds, some fruit juices and some animal fats, which have nothing to do with human confidence and courage. Just like a building needs steel bars and iron bones to support it, it is by no means a few flashy bamboo poles.

15. Love is never enough, but sometimes it hurts too much, and we have hollowed it out. We have done everything, and we can't love it anymore.

In short, happiness is a moment without pain. He appears no less frequently than we thought. People often just pick up the golden mane on the ground when the happy golden carriage is driving away and say, I have seen it. People like happy specimens, but ignore the moment when happiness is covered with dew and emits fragrance. At that time, we often walked in a hurry, back and forth, not knowing what we were busy with. Some people in the world predict typhoons, locusts, plagues and earthquakes, but no one predicts happiness.

Seventeen, people keep spinning on the merry-go-round, the scenery in front of them passes scene after scene, disappears scene after scene, reappears again and again, and there is no pain of parting. When some special days come, they call for the sweet and painful parts of their memories. People will still feel boundless and lonely. Some people will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts and kept for a lifetime.

18. Having a future goal can always cheer us up. Like a grey moth flying to the fire, she is willing to be a captive of the fire, swinging your ceaseless steps and spinning your ceaseless tassels. Beauty, in a spoony day, who can tell what is sweet and what is bitter? All I know is that if I am sure, I will not hesitate. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. Thomas Browne

Twenty, in fact, people who love beauty just love themselves.

2 1. Look around us. Every tree, every blade of grass and every flower has no makeup. Facing the scorching sun and snow, it is so natural, so natural. They will age and wither, but aging and withering is also a reality. As the master of all things, why should man hide himself behind powder and paint?

Twenty-two, time is a master of healing wounds, but it is by no means a master of solving problems. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

First, accept it or break it, and the rest of the time is to remain silent about what you have experienced. One day, there will be a way and an answer in this silence.

Second, the maturity of any soul must be baptized and tempered by loneliness.

Third, when you don't study Buddhism, you can't see anything. When studying Buddhism, everything you want to see is smooth.

Fourth, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what is unacceptable.

When you are upset, tell yourself that all this is false. What's bothering you?

Six, love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money.

Seven, the so-called brave, perhaps, even without company, you can make this life journey bright and free.

Eight, it's not that I don't want to say it, but that there are many things I can't say, and it will be safer to keep them in my heart.

Nine, whose emotions can't be publicized, who pretends to be brave in a strange room, who is afraid of night rot, and suddenly becomes barbaric when breathing.

Ten, let the dawn approach me step by step, miss your heart and turn to ashes.

Every time you fall in love, you should devote yourself wholeheartedly, even if you have been hurt, don't hold back.

Twelve, youth seems absurd, and no one will choose to surrender. I understand your stubbornness, and you also understand my yearning.

Thirteen, marriage and love, is a kind of investment, you love each other to have investment capital, marriage and love, and more importantly, business.

In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

Fifteen, we are disappointed all the way, igniting hope all the way, and looking for answers all the way.

Sixteen, a simple life is to take things as they are and enjoy what. Smile and accept everything.

Seventeen, your self-esteem is damaged, I can understand, angry and uncomfortable, yes, I understand, but after venting, please continue to live, we have no luxury to waste time.

Travel is a kind of random, natural and aimless exile, which integrates body and mind with nature. There is no specific return date, during which many unexpected things may happen. Whatever it is, it can finally be packaged into a rich adult life experience.

Nineteen, the word lifetime sounds familiar, and then we got together and didn't say it.

Twenty, the heart should be as simple as a child, in order to make rapid progress. Be simple, but not rough.

Even if you can't forget it, I hope the flowers will bloom as usual, and you will look up with a smile.

22. My language is too pale, but my heart hurts because of everything you say.

When you are poor, you should pay with your body, such as sweeping the floor, sprinkling water and moving things. This is also a kind of pay.

Twenty-four, life needs to experience mistakes to grow, and everyone's growth needs to be experienced by themselves, not just following other people's suggestions. Many choices are a mistake, and I am afraid to make more mistakes in order to cover up a mistake.

25. You can be the person you dream of becoming. Your position today is based on everything you trust and dream of.

26. We can all bravely face that the person you love doesn't love you, but the person who has loved you for a long time turns away, and no one can face it.

Happiness is that you never let me wear high heels. I stand on tiptoe and you bend down.

Crying is a common occurrence. But I don't understand who is sad and who makes me most sad. It's just that my heart hurts too much, too much.

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

I am always alone, you have never been here, and I have never appeared in your world.

It is shameful to cover up your shortcomings by hurting others.

If you love someone, please love him seriously. Some people, once missed, are gone.

There are only a few kinds of happiness in the world, but thousands of tears have thousands of different kinds of pain. Tears that can't be opened can only be solved by time.

The world is full of opportunities for us to meet. But I've never seen you.

35. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.

36. Some people say that love is a kind of wine, and when you drink it, it becomes a miss.

37. Remember why you came on stage this time. Now that you have gone up, don't be afraid. If you are afraid, you will lose your life.

From birth to death, how far is the breath; How far is it from mystery to enlightenment?

39. The evaluation of a relationship depends on whether two people in the relationship become better because they are together. Good relationships nourish and enrich each other.

Forty, true love needs to wait, anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you. ......

I like it very much: in fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

1. We always see the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.

I don't want to hug others, because there is no heartbeat from you.

What I regret most is that I forgot to put sugar in my coffee. I didn't catch up with my back, but I lied when I told the truth.

4. Don't forget what others say when they are angry, often that is the truth!

Girls, make a book, so that men will never know what the next page is, and never make a picture, so that people can see through what you are thinking at a glance.

6. I wonder if my heart in your place is also dusty and nobody cares.

7. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.

8. You are the most attractive if you don't pester yourself to death.

9. There are always some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept, not miss.

10. The robot cat has been with Daxiong for 80 years. Before he died, Nobita said to the robot cat, "Go back where you belong after I leave!" Robot cat agreed! After Nobita's death, the robot cat returned to 80 years ago with a time machine and said to Nobita when he was a child, "Hello Nobita, my name is Doraemon!" " .

1 1. Youth has too many regrets and regrets, but it happens to meet the age that is least appreciated.

12. Meeting is a coincidence of two people, but leaving is a choice of one person.

13. "How did your parents stop you from puppy love?" "Gave me this face."

14. The carousel is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other.

15. When you are thin and good-looking, and your wallet is full of money you have earned, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to guess around, and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come. If you are wonderful, you will arrange it naturally.

If you don't want to be in love, you just want to be single.

1, it's good to be single. I'm free, carefree and happy alone. Only after experiencing something, will I not want to fall in love and look down.

In hindsight, when I said I didn't want to fall in love, I just said, "I don't want to fall in love with you. I have other people I like in my heart. " Bitter.

3, I don't want to fall in love, it's good to stay single, it's more suitable for exercising my inner strength, and I'm an iron straight man who is not suitable for falling in love, so I can't consider many things, and it's always easier to treat feelings.

It's not that I don't want to fall in love. I just don't want to settle down.

I haven't forgotten how my ex started a new social life. Too bad, I don't want to fall in love. I live my own life.

6, very annoying, do not want to fall in love, not happy at all, do not want to grow up with boys.

7, the thought of a bad ending makes people don't want to fall in love at all. Let's be single and happy, and stop sticking to me!

8. It's not that I don't want to fall in love with you. One of your short sleeves is more expensive than my battery car. How can I love you?

9. Don't want to fall in love is actually don't want to fall in love with you, probably don't want to get married. Let's do what we can.

10, I just don't want to fall in love at all. Does this need a reason?

1 1, it's not that I don't want to fall in love, I'm just afraid of my stubborn self.

12. Someone introduced you to a boyfriend, and you suddenly don't want to fall in love. Why?

13, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love and get married has an impossible person in his heart …

14, I have a strange feeling today. I don't want to fall in love or get married, especially after marriage. Life is terrible and I don't want to face it.

15, I said I don't want to fall in love, but I always want to say "I miss you" to someone, and then I have to say I don't want to fall in love.

16, persistent I don't want to fall in love and get used to being alone. I don't know what happened. There seems to be a different person recently.

17, I don't know why a person can actually live well all of a sudden. I don't want to fall in love, try, or touch. Maybe I'm used to being alone.

18, if you meet someone you like. Tell me earlier. If you don't want to fall in love now, I can also wait for you. But I hope it won't take long.

19. Don't want to get married or fall in love? Falling in love is so troublesome. Let's eat, drink and have fun together like brothers.

20. I don't want to fall in love again. It's like saying that I stopped drinking the next day after I had a hangover.

2 1, I am fickle, sometimes I want to fall in love for a moment, and sometimes I don't want to fall in love.

22. Today, love is a luxury for me. I don't want to communicate with others or fall in love. I want to live alone.

23. Some people will say that I like you, but I don't want to fall in love with you, because I will break up, but some people will say that I don't want to fall in love with you, I just want to marry you.

Sure enough, the family will arrange a blind date for you after work, but I don't want to fall in love at all, let alone get married.

25, a person will be more and more reluctant to fall in love for a long time.

I think the only way to relieve anxiety is to fall in love, but I don't want to fall in love.

27, the current state is that I don't want to fall in love, people who don't want to fall in love don't like it, and people who like it dare not like it. If I like others, others can't go for a long time. It's too difficult.

28. I don't know who I want to be with. I just want to play with everyone and have fun. It's not that I don't want to fall in love, but that no one let me have the idea of falling in love.

29. Sometimes it's not that I don't want to fall in love or get married, but that I'm afraid of bringing others down and dragging my family down.

30. I said I don't want to fall in love, but who doesn't want to be with the person you like?