Couples talk funny short sentences.

1. Someone plays cards every day, and always doesn't go home until midnight.

once, his wife said to him with great resentment, "I warn you, if you do this again, I will take the man home to sleep!" "

"suit yourself! But I also warn you, don't take my card friend away. "

2. The wife suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she invited a private detective to follow her. The detective finally found out the truth. He reported to her, "Your husband went to a beauty salon, a fashion shop and a ballroom this afternoon."

"He must have misbehaved ..." She said,

"No! He is following you. " He answered.

3. One day, Little Lise saw a short man staring at a hedgehog huddled by the road in a daze.

"What are you studying?" Small, god asked curiously.

"I'm thinking that if the hedgehog gene is transferred to me, my wife won't dare to bully me in the future." The man said with a face of helplessness.

4. In a village, I heard that mountain thieves were coming, so the villagers hid all the young women in the cellar. A young woman was shivering and looking around when she suddenly found an old lady in her sixties and seventies mixed in.

So, she said to the old lady, "Old lady, you don't need to hide here!" The old lady replied angrily, "How do you talk? There are also old people among mountain thieves! "

5. The wife brought back a dog, and she decided to give it the same name as her husband. In the face of the famous fierce wife, the husband dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, so he had to be passive and say to Nuo Nuo, "Honey, can you think about it? It's always not good for you to give this little dog the same name as me, and you will often make mistakes in the future ..."

The fierce wife said, "No, you just need to pay attention to my tone. When barking a dog, my voice will appear very gentle."

6. Wife: Honey, do you remember last December when you said that you and Lao Wang went fishing for carp?

Husband: Of course, I remember. what's up

Wife: A carp called at noon today, saying that you have become a father.

7. In the early morning of New Year's Day, the wife suggested to her husband, "From today on, we must have a new atmosphere in the New Year and respect each other. I'll get rid of the bad habit of swearing, and you'll get rid of the habit of hitting people easily, okay? "

The husband repeatedly said yes, and finally added, "From now on, if you curse again, I will beat you flat!"

The wife roared, "You are immortal, I dare you!"

8. At the dance, a lady kept staring at a man not far from her without blinking.

The man felt a little embarrassed and decided to go over and ask. He asked her politely if they had met somewhere before.

"We have never met." She also replied very politely, "but you look like my third husband."

"have you been married three times?" He asked,

"No! Only married twice. " She answered.

9. A man has a big wife and a small wife. When he is sixty years old, his hair has turned a lot gray, so he asks the big wife and the small wife to pull it out every day. But the first wife hates his little white hair and is afraid that the second wife will touch the old man to death, so she deliberately pulls out all black hair;

The youngest wife wanted him to look young, so she pulled out all her white hair. In less than a month, this man became bald.