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Take someone else's work and insist that it is your own creativity.

1, the real warrior should dare to face up to the beautiful girl and dare to face the bleak singles.

2. Don't always get angry with people who aren't worth it, because there is no need to hurt your body.

3, sometimes in the middle of the night, she will dream of her victory, but the dreamer will not dream of Jun. (Teacher's comment: Do you have any enemies with this person? )

Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

5, if our big bad wolf brother is bored, we can play with nose bubbles!

6. True love is mutual, not what you say.

7. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound grows, so do the nerve endings.

8, don't talk to me about fantasy, quit!

9. There are no birds during the day, and the birds are fine at night.

10, brothers have money to spend together, and no money to call flowers together.

1 1, mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

12, I'm really surprised at your shameless.

13, life is like a vulgar French literary film, with no climax, no eroticism and no subtitles.

14, those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of paying back money are really poor.

15, stand higher and pee farther.

Live well or die quickly!

17, if I become a star one day, I will definitely show it to you.

18, you can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

19, there are not so many fairy tales in this world, which is not worth believing.

20, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

2 1, it's all boiled water, so what do you pack?

22. For a lazy person, every step of his life is fucking tiring.

23. Today is Children's Day. There are no sweets and no games. I am the only one looking at the sky and remembering.

24. I want to write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into my lungs and leave you in the nearest place to me!

25. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life. Then just sing a play ~

26. Give yourself a little confidence. Don't sit in the right position when others mention fat, because you may not be able to sit down.

When you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind.

28. What matters in the world is my bird! Wind and rain, reading, I am silent!

29. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong ~

30. You accidentally walked into my heart when you were thin, and now you are fat and stuck in it.

3 1, I love you and you shine!

33. In a world with you, can you let me stay for a minute to remind me that you are still the person I love?

34. The advantage of gravity is apples. If coconut must kill Newton, please.

I should leave. Is the air fresh? Is it bluer? Is the roadside scenery more beautiful? You must think so.

No one has the obligation to live for another person, and no one knows you better than your parents.

Friends, you are leaving. Please fuck this white girl.

Don't take other people's land, find your own way.

I will never be her. Please don't tell me how she is.

Second, the poor wear diamonds, which people think are glass. The rich wear glass, which people think is diamonds.

Third, to tell the truth, many times, I envy Logger Vick, not so much sadness as strength!

Fourth, how rude you were; Now, I also learned.

5. You can only trust my strength and my pride, thinking that my sincerity is a joke.

Sixth, it seems that all poisons do not invade, but in fact it has already invaded the body.

Seven, [the most regrettable thing is that I didn't talk about a love affair with my favorite person]

8. What's the use of barking? Biting me is your real skill.

Nine, when taking pictures, I obviously feel that I smile naturally, but when taking pictures, I look like facial paralysis.

Ten, there is a kind of forbearance is actually a kind of strength, there is a kind of silence is actually a shocking confession.

Swearing is a thousand times cleaner than lying.

Twelve, [I won't stay if you don't look back anyway]

Thirteen, the name that you will never forget is not me.

Fourteen, future husband, which girl are you holding now to say beautiful love words?

If you can't give me the future, then don't make a promise easily, ok?

Sixteen, we all have endless tears and endless hearts.

Seventeen, so many things, tied to youth is beautiful, leaving youth is stupid.

Eighteen, stop it, there is no need!

Nineteen, some people, you can only watch them miss, because you belong to another person.

First, growth is the process of heartbreak becoming a silent mode.

20. Reality and the future have narrowed, but everything has become so bleak.

Twenty-one, eye size, thin legs, small waist, all kinds of lace with cosmetic contact lenses, is this enough for outsourcing standards? In fact, flies are like this.

I don't even have you for a second, but I seem to have lost you ten thousand times.

Twenty-three, the bitterness spoken is weakness, and the bitterness buried in the heart is called strength.

24. 【 Give my soul to the person I love, give my body to the person who loves me 】

I have always believed that there are some people I never have to wait for.

26, you treat me like a plague, why should I treat you like a lover?

Q: Does Friends Paradise love and hate me? Look at my notice, either congratulations or apologies.

Twenty-eight, Xiang Kui thought that he could not live without the sun, but he did not find that he could not live without the soil.

Twenty-nine, when you are frolicking with others, will you notice that there is a person playing mobile phone next to you?

30. Whether it's friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I'll let go

Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

Thirty-two, [I have a long emotional line and two disappeared teenagers]

You can save yourself when my heart of stone falls into a cliff.

If you ruin my present, I will ruin your future.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.

36. Why did you put your hand so fast when you said don't leave?

Thirty-seven, one mistake after another makes me make a big mistake,

Thirty-eight, the earth is round! Your old love is now my new love.

Thirty-nine, my future girl son has a strong godmother group.

Forty, I must be a shining psycho in your mediocre life.

Sometimes I am selfish and want to find someone who loves me so that I can feel better.

The beginning of life is good. If you don't play with me, get out.

Forty-three, my friends and I were shocked, and school will start in less than one day!

Forty-four,-seconds ago, sprinkling salt on a wound was not only cruel, but also sobering.

Forty-five, I don't have a life that people love at first sight.

Forty-six, I am willing to accompany you from lush years to white hair.

Forty-seven, who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.

48. You are fine without me, but better without my love for you.

49. People who have cried for you must love you very much.

The strongest feelings are not as good as those who say good night to you every night.

Fifty-one, I'm not her. How can we defeat a tribe in our hearts?

No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying.

Fifty-three, people who giggle after quarreling are all true feelings.

Am I weak? Am I extreme? Am I sensitive? Am I selfish? Am I sentimental? Do you hate me? Do you want me to go out?

Fifty-five, the beauty smiles, but it doesn't last long.

Inspiring words: don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

1, for you who lack motivation: I struggle for only one reason, and I want to get what I want.

2. Life needs some moments. Slow down, calm down, listen to the sound of flowers and see the beauty of leaves.

Don't let others become your habit and control your life.

People will suddenly become timid in the face of great happiness.

Great people can't control others, but can control themselves.

Time is always young. As you get older, you will find that childlike innocence is something to be proud of.

7. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because of expectation. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

8. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily.

9. The value of life is not measured by time, but by depth. Leo? tolstoy

10, who is the passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the spirit of endless sadness.

1 1. The saddest distance in the world is that two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met, fell in love and became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

12, if we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to the story of never getting old.

13, do not rekindle the fire. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will go up in smoke. If we don't meet again, maybe I will miss him deeply and live together until my body rots; However, at this moment, I hate him. All the good days are gone forever.

14, live fish will swim against the current, and dead fish will drift with the current.

15, don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

16, I didn't know parting was so bleak, I didn't know saying goodbye should be so strong.

17, the chemical composition of sweat and tears is similar, but the difference is that tears can only bring you sympathy, while sweat can win you success.

18, you can't give up on either side, that's not tenderness, that's just weakness.

19, what is really important, people who don't have it will always know.

20. False tears will hurt others, and false smiles will hurt themselves.

A sentence of execution with a sickle

A sentence of execution with a sickle

(1) Kindness is not necessarily a good person; It is not necessarily death who holds the sickle.

(2) It suddenly occurred to me that China's black impermanence is holding a sickle, and foreign death is also holding a sickle.

(3) Things are impermanent, life is fragile, and death with a sickle has always been hidden around us. You don't know whether he will appear in front of you in the next second. Cherish this second with family, friends and loved ones, and don't leave any regrets.

(4) I can't sleep because I'm afraid I won't wake up. Only those who are deeply afraid can see that that night is the day of death. It is waiting at our bedside with a sickle, waiting to bring people who are caught off guard into endless darkness.

(5) I am a god of death hiding in a black cloak and harvesting my soul with a black sickle. The moon is my eyes and the stars are the lines of my robe. In my eyes, there is ignorance swallowed up by the whole universe, collision and destruction of off-track planets, and aging and dying stars.

(6) Death walks up to the sleeping person with a huge sickle and gently turns the blade to gain a life. His body is full again, but he is not happy at all. Finally, he found the demon king. I don't want to merge with other people's souls. I met a man, and I just want to spend my life with his soul. The devil asked angrily, who gave you such an absurd idea? It is you.

I talked to my father ... I kind of want to continue to fill the vacancy in the year of religion ... but my brain hole has been changed for too long. Ruthless gods say the ridiculous words that God loves the world, and a tired and glorious death crosses by, harvesting the new soul of the gods with a huge sickle. The existence of immortals is so sad, isn't it?

(8) When staying up late, standing behind you, death is holding a sickle.

Dylan managed to escape from the wrecked train tunnel. In the wasteland, Tristan told her: You are not the only one who survived, you are the only one who died. The ferryman of the soul helps every pure soul to cross the wasteland safely. However, not every soul can survive, and most of them turn into demons with the sickle of death. Self-respect, self-respect, self-love and not being frivolous are the expectations of British women writers for the soul.

(10) The necromancer is back! This blizzard announced four new skills, namely Death Sickle, Blood Star, Devouring and Blood Puppet. Let's have a quick look. A wizard who reaps life with a sickle, or a necromancer in your mind?

(1 1) The gun is just a cold weapon without feelings. The man holding it is a policeman, and it will become a hero to protect his life and defeat the bad guys. And when it is held by the wicked, it will become a sickle in the hands of death, harvesting the lives of innocent people. We can't guarantee that crime can be controlled by gun control, but gun control can at least make those with malicious intentions lose one weapon and one injury.

(12) Class struggle is because it is angered by its own mortal fate. One day, death will knock on our door with a sickle. When people realize that they can't win this struggle anyway, and they don't feel lucky to escape, how to get rid of it has become an urgent task to prevent the collapse of life. All the hopes here are hallucinogens, and life is essentially a kind of patience in an extreme state.

A lot has happened this year. A lot of glass slag appeared inexplicably on the winding road, but it was very painful and bleeding on the road. At this time, I tore off my disguise and became a death with a sickle. I thought I was used to loneliness, but I found it was only loneliness, but I didn't show his ferocious face. This man has been shaped into a strong chopping block by society. However, no matter how hard the chopping block is, there will be unhealed scars. I will be strong, but at this time, I really want someone to hug me and tell me that everything will be fine, so that I can sleep peacefully in this embrace for one night.

(14) To be honest, I don't like both the beast and the demon guide, although I don't think they are interesting. For example, the name "reaper" is very nice, and the image of death holding a sickle is also good, but not handsome. There is no feeling of "wild warrior". I can basically handle the skeleton circle, so I don't care much. Now I'm back at the dock. I'm going to the restaurant to see my sister's body.

I don't know where I saw it. You have a machete in front of you, and death is chasing after you with a sickle. As soon as I catch up with you, I'll cut your throat with a sickle, put you in a body bag, wipe off the blood, and you'll disappear as if you never existed.

(16) The arrival of a little life will bring happiness and joy to the whole family. However, there is a kind of pain that may come quietly. It's like death holding a sickle, trying to take away your happiness at any time, even making people miserable. Postpartum depression, a mental illness that is easily overlooked by families, has taken away the happiness and even lives of many mothers and babies and made their families collapse.

Today, I dreamed that a god of death stood by my bed with a sickle and waved a knife at me. My dog barked at me, and then I felt myself spinning and floating. However, I was thinking, if I accept it, I should also be China's black and white impermanence. Who are you, foreign ghost?

(18) That person is unambiguous in E, but secretive when doing good deeds; Holding the sickle of death in one hand and pushing the cradle of the baby in the other.

(19) In the shopping center, some guys dressed in the devil's death clothes and holding sickles almost scared an old woman to death.

(20) Dream of getting a tattoo. I said, master, look at this tattoo. Give me a tattoo of a dead god, with a sickle and hoodie on my left shoulder and a line of flowers, birds, fish and insects from my right neck to my hipbone, which woke me up. The pillow was wet with cold sweat.

(2 1) When people live to a certain extent, they should learn to deny themselves and short themselves. Otherwise, go on, we just repeat yesterday's story, take old boat tickets, ride the wrecked boat with the same scenery, sing old songs and wait for the sickle of death. If you want to get a new life, you must deny yourself, return to the original empty cup state, and then start a new journey of cognition and behavior.

Just now, I was scared outside. Two crooked nuts dressed as death suddenly appeared in the corner, holding sickles as compensation. They took a picture with me.

(23) Once I went to Fant's Halloween activities, I hesitated with my friends in front of the haunted house for a long time. Later, I saw a man dressed in death's clothes with a sickle and followed a group of tourists in, then turned around and ran away. What a coward.

(24) Using delicious food as the title of the film tells the story of a musician's suicide. In the last eight days of his life, he looked back on his life and suddenly realized that he saw death holding a sickle by the bed. He thought that only he was forced by reality to give up his ideal compromise, but he didn't want everyone to struggle in the whirlpool of life. As the teacher said, life is just a sigh.

Death reaps life with a sickle. A person's life is insignificant in the long history of the vast sea of people, but it is so precious to individuals and relatives now. How should such a precious life be spent? I dare not think much about such a problem. In fact, most of the time I just drift around the world with my mind, like a fish with only 7 seconds of memory.

I can't get rid of that experience, and those sequelae still follow me like death with a sickle.

(27) In my dream, I dreamed of a group of religious people wearing black robes and covering their faces. Each of them is like a god of death, with a long sickle in his hand.

(28) In many dreams I had last night, one was awakened, chased by Altman with a sickle like a god of death, and then jumped from the window sill. I'm tired from dreaming too much. I hope I don't dream tonight.