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Talk about the cold weather and humorous personality

1. It’s cold. Those who have girlfriends hug their girlfriends, and those who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends. But for me, I’m awesome, I’m not cold.

2. Take care of yourself when it’s cold. I can’t lend you your coat and I can’t give you a hug.

3. It’s getting cold, so be careful not to catch a cold. But you still caught a cold. Looking at your uncomfortable look, my heart, alas, can only be expressed in one sentence, my dear, you too have this day. In order to prevent me from succeeding, you have to take care of yourself.

4. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than turn into a dog in the heat. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I realized that a promise that was too beautiful was because I was too young.

5. If leaves represent blessings, I will give you a forest. If drops of water represent happiness, I will give you a sea. If acupuncture represents longing, I will give you a cactus. If you dare not reply to my text message, I will kill you.

6. On such a cold day, let alone going out to see you, even if you are willing to reach out and type a message back to you, it can be considered true love.

7. That winter, it was so cold that it gave people a sore nose and a headache, and their feet were like two pieces of ice.

8. The weather is cold, the big trees are trembling, the grass is shivering, the old cow is burning charcoal to keep warm, the little white rabbit is wearing down, the ant is buying a hot water bottle, and Xiaoqiang is hibernating. What are you looking at? Wear more clothes.

9. The weather is getting cold, the bears are getting into the tree holes, the little snakes are busy shedding their skins, and you have become lazy. After filling your stomach, you feel like sleeping, and your companions call you to go back to the nest. I'm hibernating. Remember to reply to my message before hibernating.

10. After much thought, I still feel that I can’t stop exercising just because it’s cold. After all, Annapurna is still waiting for my snow-white thighs to conquer.