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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever experienced?

Eh ~ embarrassing thing, let me think.

That should be when I was in college. At that time, I joined a studio to do computer maintenance, and later went to community service.

If you want to go to someone else's house to help repair the computer, you will also take orders to repair it.

I remember one time, it was raining all the time, and the clothes, pants and socks were not dry after washing. One day, I just got up after receiving the list and found that there was only the last pair of socks, so I put them on. Then I found a hole in the thumb of this pair of socks, so I couldn't help it. They are not dry outside, so I have to put them on. At that time, I thought to myself that customers had better not take off their shoes at home. Then get on the battery car and go there. It's raining and the road is slippery. I accidentally drove the battery car and fell down. My foot just touched the swimming pool and I was wet all over. I didn't care, so I ran to the customer's house. When I went in, I saw that it was a family, and I thought it was ok. Then the nightmare came. He said that the computer is upstairs, and he should take off his shoes upstairs. After I took off my shoes, a stench came out because my shoes were flooded, and then I added these broken socks. My client's face turned into Gherardini, and I was embarrassed to smile. I fell down on the road and fell into the pool. I was thinking (after all, I lost face. This person must think that children really don't love Wei Sheng now, but the back is fine. I divided his computer by three times five. ) There were no socks at that time, so I thanked him. After saying goodbye, I went back to the dormitory, washed my shoes and socks, and dried those washed socks with a hair dryer.

It's embarrassing to think about it now ~ ~ ~

Growing up, I tried my best to do a lot of embarrassing things, and I felt embarrassed when I said it. However, I remember the most embarrassing thing was at school. I woke up one morning and found it was almost eight o'clock. It's almost time for class If I am late soon, I will be punished by the teacher, so I put on my clothes and pants in a hurry. The speed of dressing that day was several times faster than before After washing my face and brushing my teeth, I went out with my bag on my back. Unexpectedly, an embarrassing thing came! At that time, I ran to the classroom panting, and finally I was not late. I followed everyone to the playground to do morning exercises. After doing morning exercises, I started running. The girl sitting in the front row with me winked at me. I thought it was a greeting. I nodded to her and smiled at her. Then she smiled and pointed to my lower body. I looked down. Ah, I'm dizzy! I didn't pull up my pants chain. I am embarrassed. I quickly turned around and put my pants on the chain. My face has turned red, and I really want to find a hole to get into. This is my most embarrassing thing!

There are too many embarrassing things growing up. Tell a story about my brain-dead experience the year before last for everyone to play with.

In August the year before last, my wife and I made an appointment with a photography studio to take wedding photos. The location shooting is to go to Foshan's film and television base, and there are three other couples with us. Because of the short time, I was embarrassed to delay others' time when I first got on the bus, so I didn't go to the toilet first and held it all the way. Fortunately, the driver's eldest brother may also want to get off and smoke, so he found a service area and stopped the car.

I also pretended to walk gracefully to the toilet. As soon as I entered the toilet door, I felt something was wrong. Why is there a woman's voice coming in? But I didn't think about it at that time, because the service area was remote and there were few people. I thought it was a men's and women's bathroom

When I came out of the toilet to wash my hands, I found three couples in the same trade smiling at me. I still don't know why. My wife took my hand and pointed to the door of the toilet and said, "I don't need to call you in a hurry. Go in." I looked back, blushed and went back to the car. I felt embarrassed all the way.

At school, my boyfriend and I had a first date and had dinner together. .

Korean food was popular then, and there happened to be one near the school. One of the characteristics of that store is that there are many small tatami rooms that have been cut off. Close the small door, like a small private room, which is more private, so people outside can't see it, so they won't be disturbed (hey, where do you want to go? . )

What's more, this small shop has a large quantity of food, low price and a warm proprietress. A group of our classmates often go there to eat and drink, so the proprietress always gives us some change after eating. .

Really popular with the student party and people with little money. .

That day, it was our first date, the first time!

Two people, still shy, introverted and at a loss.

The waitress brought me the menu and my boyfriend asked me to order. I picked up the menu and looked at it. I thought it was better to be reserved and less on the first date. . .

So,

I ordered stir-fried dishes, seafood cakes, miscellaneous fish and two bowls of cold noodles.

My boyfriend talks more, and he looks at the dishes on the menu.

I shouted, no, I can't eat. .

He said, it's okay. If you can't eat, pack it back!

So,

I ordered another laver-covered rice and roast mutton, and a fruit salad!

I can basically pack everything he ordered and take it back, and I'm not afraid of the cold kind. I was moved by the thoughtful romantic atmosphere of this man. .

In a short time, children's dishes came up, plus four casual appetizers, and a big table was full!

While I was eating, the proprietress came with barley tea to help us add water. When she saw me, she greeted me warmly.

"Hey, little sister! Are you here? Hey, why do you eat so little today? "

Me:. . . . . .

"Won't climb over the wall at night, come and eat snack! ? "

Me:. . . . . .

I suddenly mentioned the most embarrassing thing I have ever experienced. It really took me a little brain to remember what happened to me.

That is, some time ago, I walked back from work one night. After crossing the street, I saw a girl wearing a fitness suit and carrying a bag, because I often go to the gym with my girlfriend at this time. On that day, the girl's height, hairstyle, clothes, including backpack, and most obviously, holding a thermos cup, were very close.

I watched her coming. I mistakenly thought she was my girlfriend, so I opened my arms in front of her and prepared to hug her ... when I stood in front of her, I found that it was not my girlfriend. It was really awkward. I took my arm back in an instant, and the evil smile on my face suddenly became serious. Then I made way for her and kept saying I was sorry, mistaking me for someone else. ......

The girl said nothing, and I didn't stay long, so I left in a hurry. After returning home, my girlfriend is lying in bed watching TV leisurely. Then tell her. ...

College life is undoubtedly the most interesting day of youth, rich and colorful.

◆ Drunk, hold the counselor's current boyfriend and cry with him.

Seeing this netizen's reply, I really pinched a cold sweat for her. In universities, it is common for students to invite counselors to get together. Sometimes you accidentally drink too much, and it is normal to have a drink with the counselor. However, like this netizen, it is really super embarrassing to get drunk and cry with his current boyfriend.

I chose the wrong elective course.

Elective courses in universities often need to be selected online. Generally, several friends in the dormitory will be invited to take the same course together and then go to class together. However, sometimes they just grab a class with only one class for their classmates, and then go to class in a daze. Some elective teachers don't like to call the roll. You thought you didn't go to the wrong teacher, so when you finished the class and started the exam, you found that the class you chose was not the one you had taken.

◆ I am the only one in the dormitory who has no object.

Single dog tastes bad. On weekends or holidays, everyone in the dormitory goes out on a date, so they live alone and play games in the dormitory. To tell you the truth, this kind of scene feels very bleak after it fills the brain. However, fate never happens, and many college students are faced with such embarrassing events, don't you think?

Write cheat sheets on your knees during the exam.

This netizen must be a girl. Boys are writing on their legs, and the invigilator must ask to take off his pants. Haha, but if girls do this, some invigilators may turn a blind eye to take care of girls' face, but once they are discovered, an embarrassment is inevitable.

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I remember going climbing with my girlfriend once, and I was thirsty. So I stopped to buy a bottle of mineral water. My girlfriend is too slow, so I'll go up first. Then I paid the money, drank the water and ran up the steps quickly. I saw my girlfriend watching the scenery by the guardrail. So I hurried forward and slapped my girlfriend on the back shoulder. The girl turned around and we looked at each other for three seconds ... "Odimaga, I mistook you for someone else." I lamented in my mind and came at once; "I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else." Five seconds later. The girl turned and left. Afterwards, I broke out in a cold sweat. Scared me to drink a bottle of mineral water!

Just say I made it myself: when I was a child, my parents went out to work, and my sister and I were at home. I was in the second grade at that time, and it happened to snow in winter. It was snowing heavily and thickly. We have a habit there. Several people are having a good time at school. Whoever gets up early will go door to door!

When I was a child, my family was poor, and there was no alarm clock or watch. We just looked at the brightness outside to see if it was dawn. Maybe the snow was too thick, and it was particularly bright outside that day. At that time, we had morning classes at seven o'clock. I woke up at night and saw it was particularly bright outside. Besides, it was winter. I thought it was time to get up for school, so I woke my sister up. Then my sister and I knocked on my classmate's door with our schoolbags on our backs. As a result, three people were woken up, and then we went to another home. He has an alarm clock at home. It's only a little after one o'clock, so why do you get up so early? My sister and I would feel particularly embarrassed there … then we went back and had a good sleep before going to school.

1. My aunt is from junior high school, wearing a white skirt, and her back is dyed into a monkey's ass.

2. When I was in junior high school, I went to physical education class once, and when I was doing a squat in jeans, my zipper and button collapsed together.

I was still in junior high school in physical education class. I wore slippers when I went to physical education class. When I was kicking, my shoes kicked into someone else's classroom, which was still in class. Finally, the PE teacher got it back for me.

4. When I was in college, I choked on a meal, sneezed a lot, and two snots popped out instantly, still in a crowded canteen. It's nothing. I have a thick skin, but … the boy I like is sitting at the table next to me.

5. I am a man. I hugged a boy princess in high school and accidentally hugged someone else's. ...

It's not without reason that I haven't had a boyfriend for so many years. Uncomfortable