Really funny phrases, just accept them now

1. Girls! How can there be so many white horses? You can make do with a donkey, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are robbed and a bunch of mules are left...

2. The so-called beauty is three-quarters of appearance and seven-cent of grooming, so-called temperament, three-cent of talent and seven-cent of pretentiousness. , the so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of oppression.

3. Get off the chariot and make chopsticks, and you won’t be alone!

4. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

5. There is no need to leave me here, I have my own place to stay. I don't leave my grandfather everywhere, I go home and do housework.

6. The iron rooster will still leave some rust. You are basically a stainless steel rooster!

7. Count the stars with me. If you have a low IQ, just count the moon!

8. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

9. The most charming person is "Master Kong". Thousands of people follow him every day.

10. I miss you so much that I can’t even eat. It’s so disgusting!

11. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but my height shrank due to frequent bathing.

12. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because when happiness knocks on the door, I am not at home?

13. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

14. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit it!

15. If you fall, get up and cry again~~~

16. Keep a low profile! This is the most awesome way to show off! !

17. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

18. I’m sorry to make you laugh.

19. I can resist everything except temptation...

20. Not only do I have a car, but I also drive by myself...

21. I light up cigarettes , but what I smoke is loneliness...

22. It’s not that you don’t smile, but your fans will fall off as soon as you smile!

23. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.

24. If you can’t hold my heart back, don’t call me a philanderer!

25. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

26. Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

27. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

28. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

29. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

30. I like you so much, will you die if you like me?

31. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

32. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true? !

33. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!

34. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

35. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

36. Cherish life - if God lets you live, then he must have his arrangements.

37. Lei Feng did not leave any good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

38. Master, you are the devil in my heart. The closer the poor monk is to you, the further away from the Buddha...

39. The physical education teacher in the junior high school said: Who dares If she wears a skirt to my class again, she will be made to stand on her head.

40. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.

41. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

42. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

43. You never know when someone will say goodbye to you inadvertently and then never see you again.

44. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet...

45. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

46. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because when I can’t see you, that is when I am the loneliest!

47. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for more than 20 years!

48. I’m in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I’m done!

49. The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go.

50. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

51. If I win 10 million, I will buy 30 houses to rent to others and collect rent every day. Wow Kaka~~fulfilling!

52. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "state" of "abnormal".

53. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows anyone, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. .

54. The most touching words my dad said to me: "Son, study hard. Dad used to play mahjong for 10 yuan, but now in order to support your studies, he plays mahjong for 1 yuan." "It's a piece of cake."

55. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks, it's too risky. It's safest to make tofu! When it is hard, it is dried tofu, when it is thin, it is tofu brain, when it is thin, it is tofu skin, when it is not cooked, it is soy milk, and when it stinks, it is stinky tofu! A sure profit without a loss! Synonyms of hurry

Chinese pronunciation: hurry [gǎn jǐn]

Word explanation: seize the time without delay; hurry, hurry.

Synonyms: hurriedly, hastily, hastily, immediately, hastily, immediately

Use hurriedly in sentences

1. It’s late at night, go home and wash up and sleep , all the fish in the fish tank fell asleep.

2. You are going to be late soon, hurry up and have breakfast, otherwise it will be too late, grandma said loudly.

3. We have to leave quickly, otherwise it will rain again later.

4. The teacher is here, sit down quickly.

5. I ran over quickly and found out it was a prank. I got angry at that time.

6. I have a lot of homework today. I will do it as soon as I get home.

7. Come to my office quickly. I have something to discuss with you.

8. Let’s finish our homework quickly and go out to play together!

9. It’s time to take the exam, so go home and review!

10. Mom asked me to do my homework quickly!

11. Finish your homework quickly before going out to play, otherwise you will do your homework today.

12. Call your mother quickly. She seems to be looking for you in an emergency.

Make sentences with synonyms of hurry

Quickly: I quickly picked up the cup that fell on the ground, for fear that my father would see me and get scolded.

Hurry: The book slipped off the table, Xiaohua hurriedly ran over to catch it.

Hurry: I can’t lift a bucket of water. Mom, please come and help me.

Immediately: The sky is covered with dark clouds and it will rain heavily soon.

In a hurry: As soon as he heard something happened at home, he hurried home.

Immediately: A large footprint made of fireworks immediately appeared above the Bird's Nest.

Extended reading: Learn to correctly analyze and use synonyms

1. Explanation of synonyms: Synonyms refer to words with similar or identical meanings. (Synonyms have similar meanings, and synonyms have the same meaning.)

2. The subtle differences between synonyms and synonyms are diverse and can be analyzed from several aspects such as meaning, color, and function.

3. Many synonyms seem to have similar meanings, but their actual meanings are somewhat different. For example: reservation and reservation, both words have the meaning of pre-agreement. Reservation refers to stipulation or agreement in advance, and the objects it governs are mostly abstract things, such as predetermined financing plans, advance routes, predetermined annual fiscal deficits, etc.; reservation refers to pre-agreed purchases, and its subsequent objects are all concrete items such as commodities. Things like booking milk, room, newspaper etc.

4. Distinguish from the emotional color: For example, the emotional colors of the three words "results, results, and consequences" are: praise, neutrality, and derogation. Distinguishing the difference in style and color is also a method of analysis. For example, strolling and walking, chatting and talking can be distinguished from the differences between spoken and written language.

5. Some words look similar and are generally called synonyms. In fact, it is rare to find words with exactly the same meaning and usage. The distinction is often subtle, but it's a testament to the richness and sophistication of our language. When we care for our language, we should always pay attention to the meaning and usage of words, and when writing, we should choose them seriously and carefully. When you can't make a decision, look it up in a dictionary.

6. Text is like an elf. As long as you use it well, it will produce unexpected effects. So whether we speak or write, we must use words well. As long as you can use it accurately and flexibly, it will make your language full of vitality and brilliance. Forget it, forget it.

Maybe it’s really inappropriate. Why bother to force yourself anymore. He was injured and jealous. Is it necessary? Forget it. Forget it.

Forget it, let’s forget it

1. I think it’s better to forget it, don’t think about her. Stop struggling pointlessly. I think it’s better to forget it and forget about it. Just treat the acquaintance as a joke

2. Forget it, just forget it, just let it go, there is no use thinking about it anymore. One day, someone will be willing to hold your hand and take you to where you want to go

3. What I have been thinking about all this time is just the feeling of love for the first time. Forget it, let it go, forget it. Bar.

4. The past is the past, not to mention it’s been so long, don’t take any chances! We still have a long way to go, forget it, forget it!

5. I have spent all my energy and no longer trust. Forget it. Forget it.

6. Hi, I started to miss you again, my heart refused, my thoughts were uncontrollable, everything was because we were so beautiful at the beginning, but still lingering at the end, too much Remember more, there are memories everywhere, from the game at the beginning to the seriousness at the end, you can’t let go, you have to let go, forget it, forget it, from the game at the beginning to the seriousness at the end, "Miscellaneous Thoughts of Love"

7. It only takes a second to fall in love with someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone! In fact, the ending is not certain, so why bother to lie to yourself, no more, I want to live my own way, no longer disturb, try to be without you, without your everything, there will be no more, don't live so miserable, no You are still living a good life, forget it, forget it, what are you doing to get what is not yours, try every means to get it, let go, let go of everything

8. I am afraid of loneliness, loneliness It always reminds me of her who no longer loves me. I long for solitude, and every bit of her in solitude makes my heart ache. I have loneliness, the days without her, the group of friends are happy, the face is happy, the heart is lonely, I love alone, so be it, the lonely love will accompany me for the rest of my life, so be it, I am lonely, in exchange for her happiness for the rest of my life . Forget it, forget it. Don't be stupid again in your life.

9. Times have changed and no one can reverse them.

Just forget about the person who can't get it, and forget about those helpless things.

10. Forget it, forget it. Forget and never forget, gain and never get. I don’t know what I’m struggling with or what I’m waiting for. This story should come to an end, but I still persuade myself. The rest of my life is too long

11. I feel a little sorry for myself, but poor people must be hateful. Forget it, the sun will still shine tomorrow, forget it.

12. The fact is that people are forgetful. If you don't see each other or contact each other for a long time, no matter how good the relationship is, the relationship will fade away. Occasionally I think of the people I had a good relationship with before, and I want to say hello, but since we haven’t contacted each other for a long time, they have already forgotten me, right? Even if you don’t ask, if you bother me rashly, people might be annoyed, right? Why put a hot face on a cold butt? Forget it!

13. Sometimes I am almost crazy and become very hateful. Forget it, forget it. Do I really have to wait until the tenth year to evolve? No, eight years later, one thought turns into anger

14. There is no need to exaggerate a momentary good feeling into love. Worry about gains and losses before it even begins, so stop it, forget it, forget it, end it, don’t Miss you again, that's the end of it.

15. Forget it, let it go, forget it! From now on, I will only focus on money and not on relationships. In September, I’m here!

16. It is called love when two people miss each other. It's a shame for a person to dwell on things alone. The words "I miss you" in this mortal world have touched the hearts of many people. A word of reluctance has delayed so many people; a word of "I'm leaving" has affected so many people's hearts. Saying "I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep" has disappointed so many people. Just forget it, it will erase how much effort you have made. A word of blessing to you contains a lot of reluctance. Just forget it, it contains so much helplessness and sadness. Cherish the people around you who care about you, because we will never meet again in the next life! Practicing for thousands of lives will change your life in this life. If you don't owe each other, you won't come. If you don't owe each other, how can you meet?

17. Time has passed and no one can reverse it. Just forget about the person who can't get it, and forget about those helpless things.

19. Forget the happiness I once had. I know you don’t belong to me. Forget it. The happiness I once had with you, every bit of time I spent with you, forget it. Come on, your departure has taught me how to deal with blows. I don’t know why I still love you, but I want to thank you, because you let me know what heartache feels like, the feeling of heartache, do you understand? This feeling is quite strange, it hurts so much that I can't breathe. I really tried my best. I know you don't belong to me, but my heart has been taken away by you. Who did you give your love to? I feel for you in my heart. I shed tears, and I feel so heartbroken when I think of you. I often tell myself, forget it, forget about it, but I still can’t learn to let go.

20. Just forget it, forget it, even if I still feel sorry for you, even if I can’t let you go, you don’t need me to be nice to you, you are so afraid of me disturbing you, Then I have no choice but to leave your world and never bother you again. Maybe this is the last thing I can do for you. Goodbye, the person I love the most, you are the only one who can control my mood. It was only at this moment that I decided to give up. I have been disappointed enough. It’s time to leave. Goodbye. I won’t bother you again from now on.

21. I wish you would be deceived and cheated by others after you leave me. Play. From now on, I will only love people with a purpose, and then when I can’t sleep late at night, all I can think about is my good. But you are the person I love the most. How could I be willing to make you sad and go through the pain I have experienced again? Forget it, just forget about me like this. It’s not easy to endure the longing that goes deep into your bones. You’d better not go through it.

22. If you are forced to be together, you will always be exhausted. Be cruel, let it be like this, forget it, let it go, forget it. But why are there tears? It is obviously a decision that I have been building up in my heart for a long time

23. Time is really good medicine. It was so painful years ago, but now I feel relieved. Forget it, forget it, let it go. It proves the saying that I couldn’t get it before and now I don’t want it. I have experienced it twice before and I hope I can meet it once in my life.

Twenty-four, forget it, forget it, do you still remember what you once said, as long as you are with me, even if you wander to the end of the world, what we say will always be true. If it is not for I won't be stupid again. I didn't think that your love was so fake. After the injury, I was struggling. Forget it. Let go of the relationship. The love is gone. My heart is broken and it is scarred forever. Forget it. Forget it, that's a deserved punishment and maybe it should end.

25. Times have changed and no one can reverse them. Just forget about the person who can't get it, and forget about those helpless things.

Twenty-six, look down at my big round face. Forget it, just forget it, just put it away, there is no use thinking about it. If it is not mine, don’t force yourself to collect these mood phrases, don’t let yourself regret it

1. There will be such One day, you live your favorite life, and all the scars turn into medals.

2. Gently fall asleep, forget the past, let today go, maybe you are waiting, maybe you are just following the fate, you are half asleep and half awake and relaxing in this world, you are like a water lily; your fluttering appearance, Not used to the burden, not conscious of the direction, maybe searching, maybe indifferent, you seem to be in the world, you are like the wind and smoke.

3. Hold a few handfuls of sunshine to wash your face, squeeze a section of morning dew to brush your teeth; serve a bowl of blue sky for breakfast, and pick a few leaves of air to make tea. Life can be such a myth; hope can be graffiti like this.

4. The mountains are high and the road is long. I am looking for a paradise, but I end up wandering. The water is cold, the wind is rustling, I am smiling bitterly, smiling bitterly at today's fate, confusion and strange circumstances. In the summer night sky, there is a shooting star moving. It is a wanderer, not a returning person. The city in the middle of the night is silent and silent. It is not a peaceful sleep, but a dream.

5. Suffering nourishes people, swallow the curse and let it turn into strength.

6. Without you, there is no one, and all that is left is the beauty; I have never traveled far, I have never flown high, I have come and gone just once. If you don’t ask anyone to understand, you don’t need anyone to accompany you, it’s rare to be deeply self-indulgent; don’t think about right and wrong, don’t talk about wrong and right, after all, you have no regrets in your heart. If you are not a fish, how can you enjoy the joy of fish? If you are not a fish, how can you understand my heart? The world is in a state of chaos, and thousands of people feel guilty; the world of mortals is rolling, and countless storms and clouds are turned into ashes.

7. Time can afford to play with us, but we cannot afford to play with time. In the years when we can afford hardship, don’t be too comfortable. Don't be too pushy on days when you can't afford the hardship.

8. Sometimes, happiness is not about how much you can have, but how much you can discover; pain is not about how much you can bear, but how much you can let go; love is not about how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate; life is not about how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate. How much can be achieved, but how much can be done well.

9. Time is like a confusing dream. Sometimes it is difficult to tell whether we are in a dream or outside a dream. Time is like a ruthless blade, and everyone’s face will be carved with marks. Time and again Like a pair of eyes seeking knowledge, we slowly understand life in our eyes. Time is also like a historical curse, with people repeating stories of joy and sorrow from generation to generation.

10. If the heart is trapped, the world is a prison; if the heart is at ease, a small tiled room is also a paradise.

11. The world is really small, and it seems that when you turn around, you don’t know who you will meet; the world is really big, and it seems like when you turn around, you don’t know who will disappear.

12. I think the so-called loneliness means that the person you are facing is whose emotions are not at the same frequency as yours.

13. Life is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but unable to control yourself.

14. If you are afraid of something, but you still have to do it, that is bravery.

15. Harsh words and humor are two different things, speaking without restraint and frankness are two different things, being uncultured and casual are two different things, being indiscriminate and being upright are two different things.

16. I have lost many friends because I am not good at talking and haven’t contacted them for a long time, so they gradually made new friends and never met again.

Please don’t think that I am cold and aloof, or that I like the new and hate the old. I am just afraid that once I open my mouth, it will turn into a sad politeness, but I still believe that we were both a ray of light in each other’s lives at that time. If one day We have become strangers, so let us get to know each other again.

17. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and will bask in all your unimportant sadness.

18. You have two choices before getting up every day, either continue to lie down and dream about your unfinished dreams, or pull back the quilt and complete your unfinished dreams.

19. Someone once said: "When cold water is poured on you, you should boil it and throw it back." But I prefer to be a person like Lime. The more cold water others pour on me, the more I Life becomes more exciting!

20. The more knowledgeable you are, the less you care, the more experience you have, the less you complain, the more leisurely and hypocritical you are.

21. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best person, and I hope I am.

22. Every day without dancing is a betrayal of life.

23. When others pay attention to you, you open your heart. You think it is frankness, but in fact it is loneliness.

24. A common problem among some people is that it is easy for them to see others clearly but not for themselves. When it comes to other people's problems, you can be very considerate, but when it comes to your own problems, you can be careless and careless. A selfish heart will naturally breed a pair of selfish eyes, a calculating way of life, and an attitude that is keen to talk about people's rights and wrongs behind their backs. A lifetime of looking down on others, to put it another way, is that I have never seen myself clearly.

25. A strong person can only save himself, and a great person can save others.

26. Don’t disrespect every enthusiasm and don’t please any indifference. This is true of love, and so is friendship.

27. There is no other choice. All your existing choices are right. It is just like human feelings. There is no need to make assumptions, because no matter how you make assumptions, the assumptions will not be true. .

28. Eyes that have shed tears are brighter, and hearts that have shed blood are stronger.

29. Excellent people are like a ball of light. If you stay with them for a long time, you will never want to go back to the darkness.

30. Sometimes people are like this. No matter how big a problem they encounter, they can just bear it and get over it. Later I realized that what you are afraid of is not indifference but sudden tenderness. What you are afraid of is not hardship but the fact that the people around you will feel sorry for you. What you are afraid of is not loneliness but betrayal.

31. No matter how hard you try to make yourself perfect, there will always be a group of people pointing at your back behind your back. You don’t need to yell at someone or slap someone in the mouth. They may not be bad people, they just don’t understand how you live.

32. What we want to do should be done as soon as we think about it; because people's thoughts will change. How many tongues, how many hands, how many accidents there are, how much hesitation and delay there will be.

33. Positive energy does not mean being heartless, forcing a smile, or dirtying others to look clean. It is the kindness in the embrace with tears on the face, the faith to move forward alone, and the courage to rebuild after being broken.

34. Most of life is waiting! Wait for the bus! Waiting for the letter! Wait until the rain stops! Wait for the green light! Wait for the wind to come! Wait for dawn! Wait for someone! Even waiting for death.

35. The process of shaping yourself is painful, but please believe that you will gain a better self.