Humorous sentences amuse the angry girlfriend.

Coax an angry girlfriend with humor. 1. If you love each other, you have to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.

If you like this kind of thing, cover your mouth and it will come out of your eyes.

How nice it is to meet at this moment!

Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.

You are the best and most perfect in my heart. No matter who you compare with, no matter when you are willful, your goodness will be greatly discounted in my heart. You are you, different fireworks.

6. I can't live without you in my love world.

I won't allow you to hurt your hand. The most beautiful thing for girls is their hands except their faces. You should take care of it!

8. Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness.

9. No matter in this life or in the afterlife, all I want is you.

10. I told you last night that we should break up It was just a moment of excitement.

1 1. Come and go in a hurry, leaving thousands of worries, hoping to meet you again.

12. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

13. After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.

14. What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

15. Sooner or later, it's good to meet you; No matter whether it rains or blows, just hold your hand; More or less, it is good that you can care about me; Bitter or happy, as long as we are together. Honey, you are fine, and it will clear up.

16. It's all your fault, which distracts me from everything I do.

17. Holding you is a sign of your heart, and kissing you is considerate!

18. I love you until the end of the world.

19. My thoughts evaporated into clouds, and then it rained, but I couldn't bear to get wet.

20. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, and it looked very tired and painful, so I turned to texting, which was beautiful and not expensive!

22. I have no ambition, I just want you.

23. If I had to choose again, I would still choose you, although you sometimes have a bad temper, although you sometimes make trouble without reason, although you sometimes can't find the way back. No matter what you look like, you are my loveliest wife. I won't love you less because you can't cook. In my eyes, you will always be my good wife.

I look forward to seeing you before going to bed every night.

25. Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

26. We met in the world of mortals, held hands in the wind and rain, and walked side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this situation.

I miss you day and night.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife.

29. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

3 1. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.

32. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ...

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I just know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. ...

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try my best to do better.

37. You are the only one for me.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

I won't allow you to scare me. I am timid. Don't scare me with anything, I'll be afraid!

40. I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

I never want to be rich. It is my only greatest luxury to be able to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the people I love.

42. I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want a panda eye the next day!

43. When I saw you, I felt like I was in the Forbidden City, because everything on you was precious. I wanted to hug you gently, but I was afraid I would break you.

44. You are the only difference between this world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it in the future.

I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that "you are the only person I want to see".

46. After a long time, everything will be tired except loving you.

No matter what you think, remember that I love you forever.

48. People are so strange that they don't say a word when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.

49. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said so firmly.

5 1. I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

52. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.

Only if you are willing to believe, can you get what you want to believe. The right person will meet eventually, and the beautiful person will meet eventually, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough.

54. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Originally you just wanted to hear the familiar voice, but what you really wanted to hear was a turning point in your heart.

55. I am really mediocre, but my love for you is wonderful.

56. The best smell in the world is when you are held.

57. All I want in my life is to spend time with you and be in the same place with you.

As long as I am with you, I don't care what the cost is.

I am no longer lonely with your company, and I am no longer sad with your warmth.

A word to please an angry girlfriend.

A word that makes an angry girlfriend happy 1. Do you know what seat I am? I made it for you.

I can't promise that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.

Meeting you depends on luck, but falling in love with you needs more effort.

No matter this life or the next, all I want is you.

I am really mediocre, but my love for you is wonderful.

6. Love means different times, different places and different people. Only you and I are the same. Time is changing and space is changing. The only constant is the infinite yearning for you.

7. I want to be with you all day. As long as you are by my side, I feel happy. No matter what difficulties I encounter, the sky will always be clear with you.

8. I miss you beyond words.

9. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

10. You are so tacky. You always send your own selfie photos, which makes my hands ache.

1 1. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

12. I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not!

13. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and only a small space can accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.

14. I will not love you forever, nor will I love you until the day you die. I will love you forever until the second I die.

15. I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

16. I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want a panda eye the next day!

17. If life deceives you, don't complain, hug me.

18. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

19. My dream is to realize all your wishes.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more than before.

Let an angry girlfriend be happy with a 2 2 1. No one in this world is qualified to be with you except me.

22. To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to let her go for her happiness.

23. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and guarding you is a kind of happiness. Dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty. I have loved you for ten thousand years!

24. If you love each other, you must join hands to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

26. Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

27. Let me make you a cup of tea with my own hands, add a rock sugar, inject a cavity of enthusiasm, and dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.

28. Let me tell you what love is without words.

29. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

30. I really want to hold you from this moment on, hold you tightly and walk towards God.

3 1. I never want to be rich. Being able to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter of my life with the people I love is my only greatest luxury.

32. For a woman, money is not the point, the point is that you can stay with her at every critical moment.

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

34. I like you, your eyebrows and your temper, not you.

35. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

You filled my life with love and tears. ...

37. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only rank second!

38. I really can't replace the feeling of missing you with one sentence.

39. I don't allow you to drink. It's not that I don't want you to drink It's okay to drink less. Drinking too much will do harm to your health!

40. You can fall in love without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; Without deposit, I won't leave, as long as there is your unique love. Our love needs neither splendor nor wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there.

I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

42. I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!

43. I won't allow you to be weak, you must be strong, and you must control me if I am so disobedient!

I won't allow you not to trust me. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you!

45. Sir, if possible, I want to turn into the spring breeze in March, with a little peach blossom fragrance, and suddenly jump into your arms.

You know, if you say you love me, I think I own the whole world.

47. With my heart, waiting for your heart, I won't give up; Win your heart with my sincerity, even if the sky falls, I won't change my mind; Write this message with my infatuation and look forward to getting your heart! Wish you a happy life!

48. I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!

49. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

50. I won't allow you to be elegant, not warm, and wear more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

5 1. Actually, I've been behind you, just turning around.

I miss you day and night.

53. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

When I met you, all my luck ran out.

I seem to have lost the ability to love others. Meeting you is probably the reason for this loss of ability!

57. I have no ambition, I just want you.

58. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

59. The room in my heart is only for you.

60. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are too important in my heart, and I will be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

Make girlfriend happy _ girlfriend angry and apologize

Selected words that make your girlfriend happy:

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life!

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever. Classic discourse

If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

I came into my life, and I have been preparing for you all my life.

Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day!

My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. If you make your girlfriend happy

No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.

Whenever and under whatever circumstances, as long as you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

As long as I love you, I want nothing more.

No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

The person who can marry you must be very happy.

Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

Only you know my world.

Every night with your voice, it is no longer too lonely and cold.

As long as I'm with you, I don't care what the cost is.

I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

Selected sentences of girlfriend's angry apology:

I know. You must be very angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded.

Although we often quarrel and say angry words to you, I still love you in my heart.

Maybe it's fate. None of us want to hurt the last person, but it happened. Believe me, because I love you, let's cherish each other!

I know everything is my fault, and you are hurt? Just want to say to you: I'm sorry, I love you!

No words can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness?

I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

Didn't you always say that your prime minister can punt in his stomach? Then don't dispute with me.

I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me!

I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried about you. My heart is broken. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I am afraid you are unintentional!

If my greeting tickles you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it's over, please make it clear.

Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me!

I know you are angry. Every time you get angry, I get scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

Sorry, I have made you angry these two days! I didn't mean to. Forgive me! Don't take it personally!

I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

Sorry, I didn't have passion for you yesterday. Are you okay? What are you doing at home? Are you mad at me?

I don't know how to say it, but I'm sorry.

I've completely figured it out. Maybe I put too much pressure on you. I know you are also very bitter and tired. Some things, you have your difficulties, your difficulties.

I know you are angry. Every time you are angry, I am so scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

Maybe my willfulness hurt you unintentionally, but I want you to know that I didn't mean to. For you, I will change.

I've completely figured it out. Maybe I put too much pressure on you. I know you are also very bitter and tired. Some things, you have your difficulties, your difficulties.

A little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, I miss you, and I can't wait to chew you up!

Maybe my innocence broke your heart! Stop torturing yourself with your painful past! I am harmless to your heart!

Maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and concern!

It's all my fault. Don't be angry. It's not good to be angry.

Please accept my sincere apology! I'm sorry! I should hit and scold because I didn't listen to you, baby. Don't be angry again, okay?

It is humorous to make your girlfriend happy.

It is humorous to make your girlfriend happy.

1, I keep you in my heart every minute. I want to know if you are all right now. May your dear smile always be there, and may your mood always embrace the sunshine. Happiness will last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you want!

2. The miser was on a business trip, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

3. Without love, people are like grass without sunshine and will eventually decline; Without love, people are like a lake that stirs up a thousand waves, extremely lonely and calm! People need love, please give me your warmest love!

4. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

5. I am old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came up to me. He introduced himself and said to me, I know you and I will always remember you. At that time, you were very young. Everyone says you are beautiful. Now, I am here to tell you.

6. It's just white and soft. You ate it last night! Husband seems to be in a hurry and blurts out: Mimi! Li Yong laughed himself down. . . . .

7. I said: You are a pig. You said: I am a pig! From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

8. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine that you are by my side, your smile, your naughty and your lovely, but I find that I will always miss you, so I will always close my eyes and can't open them!

9. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

10, the teacher asked the sports commission to make sure that all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him, you go and tidy up all the girls in the class. The sports commission is a kid, so he asked, which one? The teacher said: I know I still want you to go! Make a girl happy.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but standing in front of you without saying I love you.

12, about to leave, suddenly, a brother in the mosquito net was scalded by a milk cup, knocked over the cup at once, and let out a terrible scream. The teacher in the housing management department was surprised and pulled open the mosquito net to take a closer look: two boys were huddled together in rags, and the sheets were white.

13, someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police saw it and exclaimed: Good palm! Someone waved happily and replied: comrades have worked hard!

14. Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

15, the more you want to know whether you have forgotten, the clearer you remember. I've heard people say that when you can't have something anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.

16, I made a mistake at night, and my wife wanted to divorce me. Wife: Hee hee, do you want a boy or a girl? Me: as long as it's mine ~

17, wolf cubs are born vegetarian. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

18, please don't be indifferent to me, please don't turn a blind eye to me, your ruthlessness betrayed your true feelings; Please don't let regret become my lifelong regret. I don't need a lie to love you. Please accept my apology. I'm sorry!

19, sister, I love you, and I am happy and sweet when I see you; I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message.

20. Two spoiled brats got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

2 1, the star went home, because there are still stars waiting; The sun goes down because there is a moon waiting for it; The bird has returned to its nest because there are birds waiting for it; I will come back to you, too, because you are waiting for me! My love!

22. I will sincerely call for a sleeping relationship and let love be reborn in persistence; I will wait for your life with my life, and let time prove that I love my life. Please give me another chance to awaken your love!

23. Without you, my heart stopped beating; If I can't see you, my eyes will be blind; If I can't reach your hand, my hand will lose its temperature; I can't see your smile, my world is only dark!

24, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, Valentine's Day alone, Gu Ying from grief. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

25. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat. Skills of chasing girls

26. It's almost Valentine's Day. I just went downstairs to finish shopping. Boss: Does Mr. Wang buy flowers? Me: Why buy flowers? Boss: Buy flowers for your girlfriend? Me: Oh, how many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend? Then the boss silently took the flowers back.

27. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it!

28. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

If it really exists forever, let me love you every day forever. If it never existed, let time stop, at the moment I fell in love with you,,,,

30. Without you for a second, life doesn't work. Without you for a minute, day and night, without you for a day, every day is like a year. Baby, don't be too busy, share it with me happily, don't just say it in half sadly!

3 1, a drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by, and a pol and ice came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just got here, too.

Dear, every day when the sun rises, I miss you in my heart, and every day when the moon rises, I miss you in my dream. The moon and the sun make me love you all my life.

33. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, walking in the street to watch. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

34. Check the dormitory for illegal electrical appliances. Poor two of my friends were scared out of their wits. One of them quickly put away the electric stove and hid in the mosquito net. The other entered the door and came in with hot milk cooked on the stove. When he turned on the light, he found no one there.

35. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

36. As long as the heart is connected, the horizon is close at hand. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow through your fingers one day. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear friend, I wish you happiness forever.

37. When I met you, I couldn't be brave. I can walk out of the closed wall in my heart, bathe in the warm sunshine of true love, bravely stand up and love your chest, fade away all the worries of hesitation, and let the road of happiness extend indefinitely!

38. Do you think that I am poor, humble, short and unattractive, so I have no soul and no heart? You think wrong. My soul is as rich as you, and my heart is as rich as you. We stand at God's feet, and we are equal!

39. I saw a penny by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?

40. I'm so depressed that you ignore me, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, and depression will kill you. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.

4 1, dear, it was you who accompanied me through the ups and downs and waited for the clouds to clear up, so that I could learn to be calm in impetuousness and philosophical when I was frustrated. It's good to have you all the way!

42. I tell you, for me, I think you are more beautiful than when you were young. I love your withered face more than your former beauty.

43. Every time I miss you, Rainbow will open her mouth with a smile. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature and sweet in heart!

44. I am willing to wander around you, be a wild ghost for seven days and follow you. Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.

45. Do you want to give your wife a birthday present that is economical and can make her happy? Send her an anonymous love letter!

46. You can hold your head high and stop looking at me; You can hold your face high and not look at me; You may not hold my hand, hug me, kiss me or smile, but please don't ignore me. Please. Please.

47. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

There are so many towns and pubs in the world, but you have come into my heart.

49. You ignored me. I am like a broken kite, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear occupied my heart. Please reply a message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.

50. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun. He often takes the No.8 bus with his son, so there is often such a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus entering the bus station in the distance. He immediately shouted to his son around him: Huang Jun, run, the No.8 bus is coming!

5 1, affectionate, rainy and dew, loving husband and wife, respecting the world. The wine is delicious, the sugar is fragrant, and friends and relatives bless you. Handsome clothes, beautiful makeup and perfect looks are really fashionable. The sun is red, the family is prosperous, and the twins are looking forward to it.

52. All the time in my life has become colorful because of you; Because of you, all the troubles in my life have disappeared; With you, there is happiness and hope. You are so precious to me!

53. Do you have a TV over there? Now hurry up and watch the central Zhao Benshan killed, Bohr and ice blocked the northeast, 19 people died, 1 1 people disappeared, 1 people fell for it!

54. Lucky 52 is really a joke. Li Yong fell down with a smile! PART 1: A couple, guessing the name of food, the wife gesturing to guess her husband. The word steamed bread popped up on the big screen. Wife description: round, white and edible. Husband: Wife continues to describe:

55. It's hard to say goodbye when you are one. It's sad to cry when you are happy, and it's long to kiss, laugh and cry. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time!