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What will happen if the twelve constellations are scratched by the cat Wang Xing?

What happens when the twelve constellations are scratched by cats and Wang Xingren?

1, Aries

Take me to the hospital quickly, I may die! ! !

Professional keywords: caution is no big mistake

Aries is always full of energy, and everything is full of energy. However, influenced by the April Water Rebellion, Aries should think twice before doing anything and restrain their impulses. It is not a bad thing to slow down. Otherwise your wallet will be dangerous!

Emotional keywords: into a dead end

Mercury retrograde makes Aries a little stubborn, but because of this, Aries will realize that it is more important for two people to get along, which is not a bad thing, because you will realize that feelings can not be maintained by feelings alone. Single Aries should also pay attention, you are likely to have rotten peaches this month.

2. Taurus

It scratched me from this angle with this posture at this critical moment. No, your coordinates are still not found accurately.

Professional keywords: busy as a ball

Busy work may make you feel lazy and evasive, but you must pay attention to it, try to solve important things together before mid-April, and never put it off. In addition, you should pay attention to your health when you are busy, because many Taurus have chronic diseases.

Emotional keywords: cut the gordian knot

This month, you can concentrate on dealing with misunderstandings and estrangements in your feelings, which may have unexpected effects. A single Taurus is likely to meet someone who has lost contact with you for a long time. How to grasp it depends on yourself.

3.Gemini

Nice guy, isn't this a good left hook? !

Professional keywords: good attitude.

The busyness and pressure in March will make you feel nervous all over, but such efforts will also bring you gains, and you will get unexpected gains in your work, so Gemini should adjust his mentality in time and don't get angry because of temporary disappointment.

Emotional keywords: being in the right place at the right time is very important!

The pressure of work and life may make you want to say a lot to your lover, but you must find the right time, instead of treating the other person as a trash can and pouring all your bad emotions on your lover. As for the single Gemini, those who want to fall in love must pay more attention. This month is the peach blossom month in Gemini. Don't miss a good marriage because you are brave and save face.

4. Cancer constellation

What's the matter with you being so docile? Have you encountered any knotted problems recently? Tell me quickly.

Professional keywords: deep breathing

For cancer, there will be some good news in April. So be sure to control your emotions, handle everything patiently, and don't turn good things into bad things.

Emotional keywords: victory is ahead

Those cancers who are struggling to pursue the goddess or goddess, don't be disheartened at this time, hope is just around the corner! Maybe you can get a response this month. Mercury retrograde will make it easier for others to see your advantages, but don't miss the opportunity because of excessive excitement.

5. Leo

Dare to arrest me, believe it or not, I will bite you! !

Professional keywords: control your small temper

Lions always act decisively, and this month is no exception. However, because of the influence of Mars, the lion has a particularly hot temper at the end of this month, and will even be paranoid regardless of the consequences. Remember, no matter what the problem is, you need to weigh it patiently. Don't jump to conclusions and make decisions easily.

Emotional keywords: April break-up season

We must deal with emotional problems patiently and meticulously. This month is the high incidence of cold war, quarrel and breakup among lions. Single lions don't have this trouble. Peach blossoms are quite prosperous this month. At the same time, under the influence of water, you are likely to hear or meet your predecessor this month!

6. Maiden's Palace

Is it enough to wash with soap for one hour? !

Professional keywords: rest, have a rest

Virgo, who is serious about everything, often pushes herself too hard. However, the more hectic you are, the more likely you are to have problems. If you have nothing to do, you should relax appropriately.

Emotional keywords: dear, dear.

The relationship between Virgo and lover will continue to heat up this month. However, Virgo, who is delicate in mind, will inevitably hide some things in her heart and wait for her lover to guess, but this will bring unnecessary misunderstanding. It is better to be honest and communicate more, so that your feelings will be better.

Single Virgo should also pay attention to the fact that this month's virgin's peach blossom luck is super powerful! Someone may introduce you to someone, or a friend may become a lover, so Virgo who wants to fall in love should find her own peach blossom.

7. pounds

You'd better confess why you did it. I'll go to the hospital first, and hope to see your critical letter when I come back.

Professional keywords: running on the road

Libra is not very satisfied with your work performance this month, and the pursuit of perfection will keep you working hard. However, being busy is also rewarding. Libra will gain a lot in financial management this month.

Emotional keywords: shoot when it's time to shoot.

This month is a good time to solve contradictions and problems. Many Libras will agree on some practical issues this month, such as work and house.

Single Libra pays more and more attention to spiritual communication, and you will be more and more cautious in the choice of lovers. In the middle and late stage, someone may offer you kindness, and it's up to you to decide whether to accept it or not.

8. Scorpio people

Go away and don't come back!

Professional keywords: let the storm come more violently.

Scorpio is also at the peak of its busy career this month. For the keen and witty Scorpio, this is also a month full of excitement and adventure. You will encounter all kinds of tests in your work and life, so prepare for the storm in the coming month!

Emotional keywords: no place is no place!

Scorpio's feelings may develop in the direction of polarization this month, either warming up or breaking up. You will know what kind of feelings you really want.

But the single scorpion's relationship is going well. Your words and deeds are very attractive this month, and it is easy to attract others. Similarly, your confidence in love will improve this month, so follow your inner voice!

9. Sagittarius

Wow, this scar is so creative. When I'm ready, tattoo a reptile on it!

Professional Keywords: Life is like a mess.

You realize that there are always some constraints in your life that limit your actions, and you are very upset about it, but don't worry, you will find a solution this month, so that you can spare more time to deal with other things.

Emotional keywords: I am the peach blossom king this year!

Although the water is against this month, peach blossoms in many single constellations are still quite prosperous. The shooter in the second half of this month will become the lover king! Sagittarius is easy to be attracted or praised by others this month, but don't be soft-hearted. Don't get lost in the sugar-coated shells all over the sky.

10, Capricorn

The cat pawned its nails that day.

Professional Keywords: Balance is very important

This month, there is not only a water reversal, but also a soil reversal, so you must pay attention to the fact that the main star is Saturn's Capricorn. April is a month of self-balance for Capricorn. I don't know if you realize that you have been in a state of "ghosts against the wall" since late March. You obviously have a lot of things to do, but you can't devote yourself wholeheartedly. So you should get rid of your troubles and get back on track as soon as possible.

Emotional keywords: miss your smile ~ miss your coat ~

Capricorn in April will be much more successful emotionally. Saturn retrograde may cause you emotional regret, especially those who missed it. April is a good time for you to make up for your feelings.

1 1, Aquarius

Wow, I got caught. Hey, if I bite now, will there be a zombie movie? ! !

Professional keywords: dealing with family affairs.

Aquarius in April will handle family affairs more smoothly. In the workplace, there are ups and downs, gains and challenges. You may be more leadership this month!

Emotional keywords: bottles and cans, you boldly move forward.

Aquarius's feelings are still relatively stable this month. As long as you two communicate with each other and listen carefully to each other's voices, your feelings will move forward steadily.

However, you should pay attention to the single bottle. This month's bottle will be a little suspicious and easy to fall into jealousy and loss.

12, Pisces

Oh, my God, will I get a terminal illness? I haven't come to write my will yet. My gold member, my red diamond, what should I do with my green diamond?

Professional keywords: talk loudly

Pisces should be a lucky sign this month, because Venus, the ruler of Pisces, will return to Pisces at the beginning of the month, and your charm and confidence will be improved. But don't be too careless. You are more prone to make mistakes in interpersonal communication this month, so you must think twice before you speak.

Emotional keywords: You are so affectionate when you are jealous of me.

This is a month when Pisces can get closer to each other, but you also need to be more tolerant of each other and restrain your wayward and romantic Pisces. This month, you can experience the romantic feeling!