Get a driver's license. Funny?

After all these years, I finally got my driver's license. Looking at the coach's kind smile, I couldn't help asking: Coach, how many colors are there in the traffic lights? Three, of course. How did you spend your first class? I smiled smugly and reached out and slapped him in the face: red light and green light. How many lights did you say there were? Wow, wow, wow, it's been so long, I still remember. Only when I revoked my driver's license and retaken the test, I saw the coach ask me: How many lights are there at the traffic lights? I suddenly feel sad about my future.

Well, I admit I'm afraid of death. I dare not drive. . . . So I don't want to take a driver's license either; If I have to drive, I want to drive a tank.

3. A gentleman went to test his driver's license. During the oral examination, the examiner asked him: You saw a dog and a man in front of the car. Did you run over the dog or the man? The gentleman replied without thinking, of course, he ran over the dog. The examiner shook his head and said, come back next time. Mr. Wang is unconvinced: If I don't run over the dog, will I run over someone? The examiner reprimanded loudly: you should brake.

Most of life is not that we can't do it, but that we don't believe that we can do it. Self-confidence is not waiting confidently, but actively going out. Then, if you like driving by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

6. Emotionally, whether you have a car or not at this time, you should at least have a driver's license.

7. I failed the last pass of the driving test today. I am so sad. I want to cry. Things haven't been going well recently. They don't want to talk to me when something happens. It hurts to think about it. No one can comfort me when I am sad. I really want to find a shoulder to lean on and cry happily. Maybe I'm not good enough.

8. The company organized customers to go whoring, and the customers were arrested and detained for fifteen days. His wife received the penalty notice and called the company to curse. The director answered the phone: eldest brother was drunk that day and we wouldn't let him go. He said that his sister-in-law was driving home and was found drunk. It took us a lot of effort to change to prostitution through various relationships, or we would have to go to prison for half a year to re-test our driver's license. The client's wife is very grateful to hear this. Sorry, thank you.

9. When I took the driver's license test, I avoided the vehicle as required. In real life, I avoided it according to the price of the car and the madness of driving.

10. The car is dizzy, the brain is in a mess, and the stomach is tumbling over the river. Fortunately, there are two pieces of orange peel in the bag, otherwise it will make you sick. For me, the best way to travel is either walking or cycling. Another "high-sounding" reason for not wanting to take a driver's license. ......

The process of driving test:

Go to the driving school to pay for registration, and you can arrange a medical examination as soon as possible on the same day. When we got home, we all studied the theory test question bank, the driving school applied for the test index, and waited for the test subject. This time is almost 30 days.

Make an appointment for the exam of subject 2 as soon as you finish the exam. The shortest is almost 20 days, and the longest is 22 months.

The exam of subject 3 will be reserved after the exam of subject 2, at least 20 ~30 days.

After the third exam, the fourth exam will have to wait for 3~7 days.

After passing the exam, you can wait for your driver's license at home for almost a week. You can go to the driving school to get it yourself or ask the driving school to mail it to you.