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Boyfriend plays dumb during the New Year.

1. If world leaders can dream more and have fewer nightmares at night, the world will be full of more happiness.

Second, action may not bring happiness, but no action will definitely make you unhappy.

Third, whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

Fourth, do not love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

6. Some people say that the best way to make yourself happy is to trick others into being happy.

Seven, in order to find happiness, you traveled all over Qian Shan, but never saw it. In fact, as long as you have a contented heart, happiness lies in you.

8. People who never know how to be grateful will never understand the true meaning of happiness.

Nine, the happiness and happiness of life is not in money, not in love, but in truth.

You will be happy only if you try to reduce the pain of others.

Eleven, do one thing that makes others happy every day, and you will be particularly happy.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you.

Thirteen, a person with real talent and practical learning feels the highest happiness in the process of work.

When I was fourteen, I often told myself not to hang myself from a tree. I got lost in the Woods.

15. What does it mean to love someone? This means being excited about his happiness, doing everything that needs to be done to make him happier and get happiness from it.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

Seventeen, women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

18. Coffee is bitter or sweet, not how to stir it, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

Nineteen, happiness is a bit like a cold, which spreads quickly.

Twenty, if you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front.

Twenty-one, what is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses.

22. Knowledge is a kind of happiness, and curiosity is the bud of knowledge.

Twenty-three, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

25. What we can indulge in is the happiness we give.

26. It doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.

27. Nothing in the world is happier than trying your best to take care of each other and take care of each other.

QQ talks about mood, whether you are stupid or not, and see if you can play dumb.

Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

It is the enemy who is happy for your sorrow, the friend who is happy for your happiness, and the confidant who is sad for your sorrow.

No one will accompany you all your life, so you have to adapt to loneliness. No one will help you all your life, so you have to struggle all your life.

If you don't give up this second, there will be hope in the next.

Don't forget what you once owned, cherish what you can't get, don't give up what belongs to you, and keep what you lost as a memory.

The only person you can hurt is the one who loves you the most in the world, because others can't care about you.

If I stop giving my heart to anything and anyone, maybe I really won't feel any more pain.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.

Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

Love as if you have never loved; Dance as if no one is watching; Sing as if no one is listening; Live as if every day is the end of the world; It seems that making money is not for money.

I always thought I still liked him. I suddenly found that it was him who lived in my heart, and what I-I couldn't forget was my feelings for him, not him!

Maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

What is a true friend? A true friend is someone who sees through you, still likes you and is willing to be friends with you.

Life is like a cup of tea, bitter … only for a while, not for a lifetime.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

The sadness of friendship is that you regard a person as your best friend, but she doesn't regard you as her best friend like you!

Whether traveling or studying, body and soul must have one on the road.

Do not seek to compare with others, but seek to surpass yourself. Cry when you want, smile happily's own growing character.

Instead of regretting today with tears, it is better to fight today with sweat.

I don't want to be rich all my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

Graduation is coming, and the headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. All the students in the whole grade said in unison: principal, give us back the tuition!

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but it has an endless aftertaste.

There is a kind of predestination, which becomes a landscape after letting go. With a heart, I insist that China is sincere.

People should always tell themselves: "Don't hang yourself from a tree", otherwise, you will die in come to a bad end.

Choose what you love and love what you choose.

The best is not necessarily the most suitable; The most suitable is the really best.

History, only the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake. Space QQ log recommendation

You are not a poet, but you can live poetically. If you can live poetically, you are a poet.

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened, life is a road that can't be turned back when you set foot on it, and love is a bet that you can't get back if you throw it out.

Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

If you like it, you should cherish it. If you cherish it, don't give up.

The most important thing in life is not where we are, but where we will go

There are some things in life. If you miss a moment, you miss a lifetime.

It's not far to walk with someone, and it's good to eat with someone.

If you love, please love deeply; If not, please leave.

As long as there is hope in the heart, there is happiness.

Life is a journey, not a destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see it.

Relying on the mountain will fall, relying on everyone to run, only oneself is the most reliable.

Money treats me like dirt, and I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but the smile.

The vastness of the sea lies in the gathering of streams, and the Wang Yang of life lies in the tolerance of fate.

About the classics of the post-90 s: whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

1, the most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing is the most true feelings.

When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. If you feel uncomfortable, look out of the window. The world is big, the scenery is beautiful, there are many opportunities, and life is short. Don't curl up in a small shadow. If your life is already at a low point, go boldly, because whatever you go, you are going up.

What you think you have completely forgotten, in fact, it has been deeply hidden in your heart. ...

When you come into this world, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

5. I have been thinking, do you really go to bed every time you say good night?

6. Some people's love is just a kind of "emotion at that time". If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is childish.

7. If you love someone, you must care with love, treat each other sincerely, get along with each other sincerely and persevere. Don't care too much about gains and losses. There is no justice or right or wrong in feelings. Learn to tolerate each other's shortcomings and mistakes with a tolerant heart.

8. Beautiful love is the story behind the vicissitudes of life.

What I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.

10, like how a person is willing to be friends;

1 1. The people around you are not crowded at all. When you come to me, you are the only one.

12, if the heart has nowhere to live, it is wandering around!

13, I am happy because of you; Because of you, I was once confused; Because of you, I was injured; Because of you, I ...

14, I always stare at those homeless people who are rising day by day and sinking month by month.

15, I don't need too many complicated plots, I just hope you are in my story.

16, my favorite white, has been yellowed for a long time.

17, I always thought the worst thing was that you left me. In fact, what saddens me most is that you are unhappy.

18, you will stay up with her and buy her breakfast, but you will not sing a love song for me.

19, I just smiled and said nothing when I watched you and others say touching words with the portrait of a couple. You think I don't understand, but I see it in my eyes;

20. How can I love you? I am asking myself, I can give up everything. You can't leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up.

Poor QQ mood phrases are stupid or not, depending on whether you can play dumb or not.

1 Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!

Finally, I put on my clothes and the weather became warmer.

It is said that this life is a waste of food, and next life is a pig.

4 explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is telling stories!

I don't know music, I'm not reliable, and I'm out of tune from time to time.

Others stand on tiptoe closer to the sky, and I stand on tiptoe and find myself 1.76 meters.

Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

When I have money, I will buy two Mercedes-Benz. One is in front of me, the other is watching the wind, and I ride a bike in the middle.

Seeing you, I consciously pretended to be Altman.

10 Where did it fall? Get down.

Sleeping on the printer of 1 1 should be able to print out dreams all night. ...

12 smoking while walking, you think you are a steam train.

13 The examination room is like a battlefield, like a magic pen, like an artifact, like a correction tape, like a shield.

14 I don't want them to misunderstand again, so be my girlfriend, so it won't be a misunderstanding-

15 We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

16 classic funny quotations: when you are born, you are afraid when you see the world, and then you can't speak for a year.

17 I chase cupid's arrow, and you fly and fly in bulletproof vests.

18 figure ultimate goal: look thin and feel fleshy. ~ ~ Now it seems that we can only do the second half of the sentence!

19 had a rough fall today. I just found out that I have never been polite in all these years.

Happy birthday lizard, I can't believe I forgot your birthday for nine years.

2 1 Watching you go home from school every day. I am very satisfied. Nothing else,

Don't complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

It's freezing in 23 days, so watch out for the big die. ......

Have you ever tried to hold on until the person you like says good night, and then you fall asleep with a flick of your phone? ...

Everyone has his own difficulties. Don't use your curiosity to find someone else's embarrassment.

Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Being drunk is drinking.

When I get rich, I will buy a bike for everyone in the country, and then I will take the bus myself.

That man is not everything to you.

Now ugly people are married, and now handsome people are single.

You can like me, but never love me.

3 1 A man's youth is in his pocket, while a woman's youth is in her purse.

It's not that I change my mind quickly, but that I never seem to change my mind.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

It's a beautiful day today. Wearing a panda suit will get heavier. Like a panda, I like basking in the sun!

You did such a difficult thing to get up. What is the difficulty for you the next day?

I would like to be an angry bird, fly forward without hesitation and be forced to die!