Suitable for couples to tease each other [share]

Suitable for couples to tease each other (1) 1. Do you know what my shortcomings are? This is your fault.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

3. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

4. What time is it now? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

5. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

6. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

7. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

8. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

9. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever seen.

10. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

1 1. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

12. Ten small talk, one hundred good night, one thousand small talk, ten thousand nonsense, just to hear one I do in the wedding hall one day.

13. On my way home, I went to buy oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

14. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, and I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.

15. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

16. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

17. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you with the rest of my life.

18. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

19. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I am bubbling at the sight of you in this life.

20. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but when I saw you, I felt I could stop.

Suitable for lovers to tease each other (Part II) 2 1. Nice to meet you.

22. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

23. I said that I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

24. "I want to bite you." Well, try what you are made of. It's so cute. "

25. The food I just ordered hasn't come yet. . . . What would you like to order? I miss you a little.

26. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

27. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

28. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

29. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the strokes are random scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.

30. "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."

3 1. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

32. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

33. The sea of misery is boundless, and then it's me!

34. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

35. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

36. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

37. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."

38. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

39. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Aries?" "Wrong, it is tailored for you."

40. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face."

Humorous and funny earthy love words suitable for teasing objects

Humorous and funny earthy love stories suitable for teasing objects (I) 1. Like you, serious and timid, and stick to it.

2. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

5. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

6. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you.

8. I am nine, you are three, and besides you, you are still.

9. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

10. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

1 1. Don't let me see you again, or I will like you once when I see you.

12. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

13. "In your heart"

14. "Shh, listen" "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

15. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will find that I have caught you.

16. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

17. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

18. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns in front of me, even if 10 thousand people stop me, even if I am white-haired.

19. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

20. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

Humorous and funny earthy love stories suitable for teasing objects (part two) 2 1. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

23. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

24. "I am in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas tanks" and "I just can't help thinking about you"

25. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

26. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

27. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

28. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."

29. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

30. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

3 1. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

32. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

33. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

If you don't want to leave home, I will level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

35. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

36. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

37. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

38. I like you today, tomorrow and every day.

39. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

40. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will pound.

Humorous, funny and earthy love stories used to tease male gods

Humorous and funny earth love stories are used to tease male gods (I) 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

2. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

3. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you and you.

I don't care about distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

I would like to be your little tail, I will follow you wherever you go, accompany you to enjoy the sunset, accompany you to walk in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.

6. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

7. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

8. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

9. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

10. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

1 1. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

12. I remember the light and gentleness you gave me. Even if I am disappointed occasionally, my determination to be with you has never wavered.

13. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

16. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

17. I seem to have ADHD. My heart is pounding at the sight of you.

18. I hope our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breaths in my ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on my cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

19. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

20. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

Humorous and funny earth love stories are used to tease male gods (part 2) 2 1. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

22. Only when you have been with yourself for too long will you be eager for love and be eligible for love.

23. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

24. Life is short and sweet since I met you.

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

27. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

28. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

29. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

30. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

3 1. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

32. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

33. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

34. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

35. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

36. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

37. I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

38. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

39. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

40. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

Super coquettish boyfriend's high-level local love story

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

2. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

3. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

4. You are the one who blushes, your heart beats, and all your love and likes are you.

I think you must be very busy, so you only read the first three words.

If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

7. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

8. It's sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.

9. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

10. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

1 1. "Do you know what I like?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

12. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

13. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

14. Do you like water? Then you already like me 70%.

15. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

16. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.

17. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.

18. "White wedding dress, holding flowers, what is the title of this song?" Let's get married. "Of course."

19. I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.

Super sexy boyfriend's senior love story 2 20. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

2 1. In the past, my name was general manager. Because you stole my heart, there are only two TV sets left.

22. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

23. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

24. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.

26. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

27. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said this is not what you should do when there are many people.

28. Has my order not come yet? What is this? Our future.

29. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

30. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

3 1. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

32. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

33. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

34. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "This story is very long, so I'll make it short. I miss you. "

35. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

36. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

37. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

38. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

Super funny boyfriend III 39' s senior love story. "Do you know what day yesterday was?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

40. I have been looking for shops recently. What store? Your phone.

4 1. I've been looking for a store recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.

42. Do you know my only weakness? What? Is to betray you.

43. I will show you a magic trick. What? Become super fond of you?

44. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

45. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

46. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

47. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "

48. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

49. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "If you are thin, you will enter my heart. If you are fat, you will get stuck."

50. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

5 1. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

52. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

53. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

54. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

55. "Hey, do you know what it feels like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

57. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

Super sexy boyfriend's senior soil love story article 4 58. Whether to eat barbecue first, seafood or barbecue, consider you first.

59. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

60. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

6 1. The oil tiger is always stupid, What the hell, and Little Fool.

62. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it already frosted? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

64. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

65. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

66. I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

67. I want to walk along many long streets with you. I want to go through many spring, summer, autumn and winter with you. I want to show you around. Don't move. I want to give you warmth and stability.

68. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

69. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

70. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

7 1. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

72. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

73. I have no future. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

74. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"