Humorous copywriting suitable for sending friends when eating instant noodles (a collection of 4 sentences)

Humorous Copywriting Suitable for Friends Circle when Eating Instant Noodles (Part I)

1. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry with the smell of sauerkraut in the old altar.

2. how to eat instant noodles without hot water? A: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

3. when I am poor, even if I eat instant noodles, I will eat eight flavors, and I won't repeat them every day.

4. What is the perfect match? jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken, beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham sausage. Handsome guys and handsome guys have been together like this.

5. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make my face bigger. Oh, no, two laps.

6. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend, and I can only order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

7. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

8. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't suffer from insomnia, sleep on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard and study hard, and you can think of me occasionally.

9. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I meet with swelling after working overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I almost have no exception ~ Today I came across this spot to eat instant noodles ~

1 The world is small, as small as a bowl of instant noodles can warm yourself.

11. I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's so delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

12. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

13. When I was hungry at night, I wanted to make some achievements at the end of the year, but I couldn't wake up during the day and had a headache.

14. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one feels bad ...

15. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles and eat them in my room, my mother smelled it as soon as she went up to the second floor, saying that you ate instant noodles again, didn't she! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! It's so spicy! ! ! Hum!

16. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the appearance of the sheep is very weak, the heart of the Aries is extremely strong. No one can accompany them to dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is simple and fast. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

17. transfer to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the moving station, I feel that the waiter wants to kill us. hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles, and their hearts itched to buy them.

18. When I came back from work for the first time, I was so tired that I didn't want to move. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I had the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!

19. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? I have to eat them every episode. Watching a TV series makes me hungry.

2. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair two times, loosen it three times, and eat instant noodles tightly. Humorous Copywriting Suitable for Friends Circle when Eating Instant Noodles (Part II)

21. I feel so guilty. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

22. I ate this instant noodle last night when I was hungry, and I vomited directly after eating it. I am still considering whether to eat it today when I am hungry.

23. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

24. Instant noodles and Kangxi have come to continue the comfortable life in the police station. Have a good sleep and sleep well in class. Mm-hmm.

25. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.

26. I brushed my teeth and brushed my mobile phone in bed. As a result, the more I brushed, the hungrier I got. I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat any more.

27. I cherish the days when I eat instant noodles. I seldom eat them, so I think they are too delicious. I take a bite carefully.

28. Fishing for gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you wear it as Brother Sharp, your income is barely enough to eat instant noodles, your house can receive water when it rains, and your car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

29. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, and it's spicy. Will you have diarrhea? It's urgent to wait online, and the instant noodles will get cold.

3. People really become, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised pork, but now I like hot and sour ones.

31. I hate eating instant noodles ~

32. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people lying down and eating instant noodles.

33. Let's eat instant noodles together, but if I have a bite, I will never miss you.

34. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and more than n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was going to vomit.

35. At this point, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After hesitating for a long time, another voice in my heart sounded: boiling or soaking? I chose the latter.

36. I'm really greedy. I'm afraid I'm not going to be fat if I eat instant noodles with pickled chicken feet at night.

37. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night, or because I didn't sleep well because I had a messy dream at night. I almost fell dizzy when I got up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

38. The technological era in which instant noodles can be cooked with tap water has finally come true.

39. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.

4. I must have a good sleep tonight, don't eat instant noodles, and don't play with my mobile phone. See you tomorrow. Talk about friends who work overtime to eat instant noodles (highlights 4 sentences)

Talk about friends who work overtime to eat instant noodles (Part 1)

1. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for living in the dormitory, the age of instant noodles. I'm hungry at night and have a delicious time of instant noodles.

2. I used to like instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. It's really enough.

3. I worked hard all day today, but I didn't make anything to eat. I was hungry and ate instant noodles at night.

4. Before, someone said defiantly, what should I do when I meet with overtime swelling on a business trip ~ I want to say that I almost have no exception ~ I also met someone who eats instant noodles at this point today ~

5. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry with the taste of sauerkraut in the old altar.

6. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.

7. I hate eating instant noodles ~

8. We agreed to eat buffet when we saved the money, so I'll continue to eat instant noodles and drink rice congee tomorrow.

9. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I struggle with hunger. I can't stand hunger and start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

1. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

11. What is the perfect match? jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken, beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham sausage. Handsome guys and handsome guys have been together all the time.

12. Three steps to eat instant noodles. 1. Instant noodles. 2. Open the bowl cover after three minutes. 3. Pick up the cat who wants to steal food!

13. I brushed my teeth and brushed my mobile phone in bed. As a result, the more I brushed, the hungrier I got. I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat any more.

14. I thought I had everything in order, and suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, typing and trying to eat instant noodles.

15. I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat who gave me a seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

16. I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. If I come to ten boxes at a time, it won't be enough.

17. On the rest day, I tidied up my things at home and cleaned them up until after two o'clock in the afternoon, so I had to make instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than going to work.

18. Today, I am puzzled. Why is it better to eat instant noodles on the train than in other places?

19. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.

2. I really want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecues, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on, and 1, ants are crawling in my heart. Talk about friends who eat instant noodles overtime (Part II)

21. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night, or because I didn't sleep well because I had a messy dream at night. I almost fell dizzy when I got up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

22. When you were very hungry, the people next to you were eating instant noodles, which was really desperate.

23. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I am eating instant noodles, too.

24. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, and it's spicy. Will you have diarrhea? It's urgent to wait online, and the instant noodles will get cold.

25. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk with you in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

26. I was eating instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard: "It smells so good that I can't think ..."

27. I was really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea at night.

28. I hope the people around you who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you for instant noodles.

29. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs. I added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. What a sin.

3. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

31. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's a little funny to think that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.

32. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time? My stomach is turning upside down, and it's a miserable batch.

33. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. It's unsanitary. At this stage, it's safest to eat instant noodles. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and took it from Boss Zhou.

34. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? I have to eat them every episode. Watching a TV series makes me hungry.

35. Happiness is the fulfillment of every tiny life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, you always have your favorite people to accompany you.

36. I suddenly smell instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

37. I got up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night for the first time, because I couldn't sleep. I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became.

38. I'm hungry at night and eat instant noodles in barrels. I want to make some achievements at the end of the year, but I have a headache when I can't wake up during the day.

39. Have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really sad to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

4. Movies and popcorn, kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I'm with you. . A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles takes a picture. Humor

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles takes a picture. Humor 1. It turns out that lack of money and love are the most difficult things in this world ...

2. Dogs eat pig shit just to be hungry.

3. Be careful when you pass by the lawn, so as not to dirty the soil I want to eat.

4. For the unborn four-legged gold eater, I may have eaten the soil voluntarily.

5. Humor as poor as dirt.

6. Beggars shake bowls at me, and I think they are showing off their wealth!

7. Use two words to describe my night in double 11. Go to bed early.

8. We are all the same age. If you have no money, can I have it?

9. the poor don't weave, but the rich beat their stomachs.

1. One bear breaks the waist, and there is no firewood at home.

11. whoever boldly inserts the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

12. When I was a child, my family had no money, and I was always flying kites with a rope tied behind a plastic bag. Blue sky

13. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

14. I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

15. I just coughed a mouthful of phlegm and was ready to throw up, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

16. Labor and capital are not short of money and love. What I lack is my original self.

17. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel by hand. It's nothing like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

18. I'm so poor that I'm about to eat dirt.

19. I can't solve all the problems that need money to solve.

2. Jia Qi said, Oh, Maiga, I owe Ma eighteen thousand. A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentences 2

21. Those who sleep on the floor while those who burn kiln eat broken bowls.

22. I haven't washed my hair for ten years, just to eat oil.

23. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while people without money are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

24. There are five people in our family, so put a band-aid on them when they sleep.

25. When autumn comes, you finally don't have to climb the tree and drag the leaves to eat.

26. I'm so poor that even my mouse moved away crying.

27. I'm so hungry that I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou Heiya roasted wing and French fries, hot and sour powder and snail powder.

28. Is money paper? I've been using coins!

29. God works hard, and people who are poor talk hard.

3. If it weren't for free air, I wouldn't be alive at all.

31. I slapped my wallet hard, nothing more, just trying to make it swell up.

32. From today on, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I'm out of money and I'm going to eat dirt!

33. Can I win the prize? I really don't have much money left after I finish spending the flowers. I'm too poor to eat.

34. Silk stockings allow women's legs to breathe freely and men's lungs to breathe.

35. I only dare to shit half, but dare not finish! Afraid of hunger.

36. The deformation meters came to see me in the village.

37. Without money, the poor are left with underpants.

38. What I smoke depends on what kind of cigarette butts others throw.

39. It's cold in the wind, and the poor are poor in rent.

4. Everyone says: Let it be, ok, if you have no money, can you settle down? That's hard to move! A circle of friends who are so poor that they eat instant noodles. humorous sentences 3

41. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, so I am so angry that I haven't eaten today.

42. The carpenter has no stool to sit on at home, and the oil lady combs her hair with water.

43. What I smoke depends on what other people throw.

44. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

45. The happiest thing is: I found money in my pocket when I was washing clothes, and I looked up at my watch in class and there was still one minute left to put it.