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Ding Xiaoxiao and his Xiang Feier
Ding Xiaoxiao called the swallow a fragrant princess.
Xiang's hometown is not far from Walai town, which is a small town rich in porcelain. The most famous porcelain workshop in the town is called "Old Master's Porcelain Workshop", and the craftsmanship of the black-faced old master with hunchback and lost teeth is the best in the town. The item is from the hands of the black-faced master. At a small auction, naughty Ding Xiaoxiao and his father dug up all their money and a pair of crocodile father and son watches and replaced them with porcelain swallows.
Such a fat porcelain swallow, Ding Da was not willing to pay such a big price for Ding Xiao. Ding Da is so naughty and careless about Ding Xiao's novels. Maybe one day, if you are not careful, the porcelain swallow will be smashed into pieces, and then dad's hard-earned money will be gone. Ding Xiaoxiao patted his chest to ensure that Ding Xiaoxiao was in the porcelain swallow. Ding was greatly moved and threw caution to the wind.
Patting his chest, Ding Kokodaka happily took Xiang Feier home and decided to put Xiang Feier on the bed, on the grounds that the bed was soft and Xiang Feier would never "break into pieces". However, Ding is naughty during the day and sleeps at night. The quilt was rubbed all over the floor and even he fell to the ground. There is no doubt that the item has not been spared. Fortunately, Xiang is lucky. Although he was kicked out of bed, he was still unscathed. At this point, Ding Xiaoxiao completely lost confidence in his sleep, and he had to move his beloved incense to the desk.
However, it is not safe. When Ding Xiaoxiao was doing his homework, he accidentally bumped his elbow. Once, Xiang was pushed off the table, but fortunately, he fell on the chair cushion that fell to the ground in the same disaster, saving his life.
After that, Ding Xiaoxiao dared not write on the desk. He squats on the ground to do his homework every day and gives his big desk to his beloved item. When he writes for a while, he will look at Xiangfeier for a while. It seems that you can't write without looking at Phyl. Nevertheless, he still felt that Xiangfeier was not safe enough, so he came up with a unique idea-making clothes for Xiangfeier with thousands of small grains of rice. In that case, Xiang Feier is safe even if she falls to the ground.
After many days like this, strange things happened.
two
One day after school, Ding Xiaoxiao just wanted to stick another small grain of rice to Xiangfeier, only to find that all the small grains on Xiangfeier's stomach were gone.
Ding Xiaoxiao looked around and searched every corner of the room, but found no trace of Xiaomi.
"Dadada ..."
Ding Xiaoxiao was blindsided at that time. He saw his beloved neck writhing his fat body on the desk. Then, Xiang actually took a step, shook his little head and looked up at Ding Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao."
Ding Xiaoxiao was shocked. When his eyes met those of Xiangfeier, he couldn't help shivering-it was a living swallow with bright eyes and gentle luster. Looking down from its eyes, its mouth, head, legs, stomach and back are actually alive, and black feathers have grown on its back. Strangely, it has no wings. Yes, from the beginning, it has no wings.
Ding Xiaoxiao was startled: "Xiangfeier, how did you become alive?"
"I am a living swallow." A Philippines son naughtily cocked his head.
"ah? Then you ... "Ding Xiaoxiao was very surprised. "How can you be a living swallow? Dad and I bought you from the valley! You are a porcelain handicraft! "
"no! I am not a handicraft! " Sweet Phil sighed, "ah! It's a long story! "
"So, what about those little grains of rice?" Ding Xiaoxiao is obsessed with his "labor achievements".
"I don't like you sticking a small grain of rice on me." Xiang said, "So, I let them go home."
"How can Xiaomi have a home?" Ding Xiao's small head is not enough.
"People have homes, swallows have homes, and Xiaomi certainly has Xiaomi's home." Xiang Feier said softly, "Everyone likes his home."
Ding Xiaoxiao scratched his head: "You don't like me to make clothes for you, so tell me, what do you like?"
Princess Xiang was silent for a while and said, "I want to fly."
But how can you fly without wings?
A lowered his eyes and said nothing.
"Don't be sad," Ding Xiaoxiao reached out and stroked the dark and smooth feathers on Xiangfeier's back. "That old master is so old that he forgot to make wings for you."
"In fact, he didn't mean to make wings for me. He meant to make me so fat. He doesn't want me to fly. " Item's voice became sad. "This is a conspiracy."
Ding Xiaoxiao stare big eyes.
three
"Spring has come, my sister and I flew back to the north with our parents, built a house under the eaves of a clean family in the country and lived happily. But one day, a black-faced old man with a porcelain worm came to the village head. It is said that he knows Yan language and can turn porcelain worms into real small insects and give them to greedy domestic swallows. So, the domestic swallows flew in to watch the fun, and so did my naughty sister.
"I didn't go, but I caught food in the air nearby. Just when I caught a bug, I suddenly heard my sister screaming. "
At this point, Xiang's voice was hoarse: "I flew to the strange old man as fast as I could and saw him holding my sister tightly in his hand."
Ding Xiaoxiao blinked, and his heart thumped violently.
"Sister desperately crying, sister help me! I flapped my wings and flew to my sister, trying to peck the old man's hand with my mouth! However, just as I rushed to the big black hand, another big hand came out of nowhere and grabbed me.
"The old man kept us in a dark cage, where I met many companions." Xiang dui is getting more and more angry. "At that moment, I realized that the black-faced old man didn't come to send small insects at all, but to catch our little swallows."
"How hateful!" Ding Xiaoxiao cried.
"Swallow Qi Xin Qi Xin worked together to bite off two vines and flew out of the cage. Just as I flew out of the cage, that hateful big hand grabbed me again. I was taken to the' Master Porcelain Workshop' in Walai Town by the black-faced old man and made into porcelain swallows. In order not to let me escape, the black-faced old man broke my beautiful wings and hid. "
"I'm going to find him!" Ding Xiaoxiao stood up. "I want to find you a pair of beautiful wings to fly again and reunite you with your family!" " "
"Don't go!" Xiang said worriedly, "The old man with a black face will turn you into porcelain!" " "
Ding Xiaoxiao was stunned first, then scratched his head: "I'm not afraid. I want to see what I look like when I become a porcelain man! Besides, can't you change it back? "
Ding Xiaoxiao didn't even have time to say hello to his father, so he ran out of the house with Xiang Fei.
four
The night is like a curtain, suffocating. The stars and the moon don't know where to hide.
Ding Xiaoxiao soon came to Walai Town with Xiang. The street lamps on both sides of the street have been extinguished, leaving only the blurred figures of buildings and trees. They are grotesque, and Ding Xiaoxiao can easily imagine them as various demons.
At the corner of the street, Ding Xiaoxiao touched the door of the "Porcelain Master Workshop" with a necklace.
Strangely, the door of the "porcelain master's workshop" is not related. The door left unlocked is more like a big black mouth, and it seems that strange air conditioning comes out from time to time, which is frightening.
Ding Xiaoxiao pinched Xiang Feier's chubby belly: "Do you think we should go in?"
"Are you afraid?"
Ding Xiaoxiao tried to calm down: "I won't be afraid. I'm just worried about an ambush inside. "
Ding Xiaoxiao couldn't help shivering when he said the word "ambush". He sat down on the steps at the door and let Xiangfeier lie in his hand.
"Please tell me where the black-faced old man hid your wings, and I'll get them back for you." Ding Xiao's novels.
"Before I was made into a porcelain swallow, I once saw a black-faced old man pull out a frog-shaped porcelain jar from under the bed. If I guess correctly, my wings should be in that porcelain jar. " Xiang said, "However, he is not so easy to deal with."
"I'll be careful." Ding Xiao's novels.
Seeing that the east will turn white, it is not so convenient to move at dawn. Ding Xiaoxiao said flatly, "Xiangfeier, take me to the bedroom of the black-faced old man."
Through the shady yard, three old bungalows loomed.
Xiang said, "He is in the bedroom on the left."
Ding Xiaoxiao crept close to the bedroom door.
"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Ding Xiaoxiao was relieved, held Xiang in her arms, broke away from her hand and gently pushed open the door-
At that moment, a huge suction pulled Ding Xiaoxiao up from the ground like a radish and sucked it into a container with green light. Ding Xiaoxiao was unprepared and didn't even have time to shout out "Ah".
When Ding Xiaoxiao reacted, she found herself poured into a green porcelain jar together with the necklace and held it in her arms. This green porcelain jar is as big as half a classroom. Ding Xiaoxiao stretched out his arm desperately to cover the jar, but no matter how hard he tried, it didn't help.
Shannon sighed: "Mix, I have given you trouble!" "
"There will be a way out." Ding Xiaoxiao bit his lip, the fork wear a waist shouted at the top of the jar, "hey, old man! If you dare to let me out, we will fight one-on-one! "
No one answered him.
"You are a bad old man! You are a devil! " Ding Xiaoxiao is very angry. "Don't let us go out, our eyes will be blind, our ears will be deaf, and our backs will be hunched to the ground ..."
"Shut up!" The wrinkled face of the black-faced old man was clearly reflected on the lid of the jar. His eyes are as fierce as eagles.
"I won't stop!" Ding Xiaoxiao is not afraid, because his chest is burning with anger. "Your face will become a crocodile face, and your nose will grow into an elephant nose ..."
The black-faced old man can't stand it. He suddenly reached out and grasped Ding Xiaoxiao in his hand, grabbed the jar and shook it desperately. Ding Xiaoxiao realized that he had become as big as a mouse. His head is swollen and painful, and he has difficulty breathing. But he thought of getting his wings back for Xiangfeier, so he held back the pain and held Xiangfeier tightly in his arms.
Tired of shaking, the black-faced old man threw Ding Xiaoxiao on the ground. Ding Xiaoxiao panted on the ground and saw that the house was as big as a cave, with a black face and an old head like a giant. He felt his arms-sweet princess disappeared.
Just as Ding Xiaoxiao turned his head and looked around for incense, the old man silently read a spell-Ding Xiaoxiao's skin color began to turn white.
Xiangfeier hid in the middle of the dense porcelain, pursed her lips and stared angrily at the black-faced old man.
Ding Xiaoxiao's legs became stiff, and his head became heavier, turning into porcelain. A shed tears.
The black-faced old man left, and he put Ding Xiaoxiao on the cold floor of the bedroom. Ding Xiaoxiao saw many porcelain products around him: frogs, squirrels, white rabbits and even small insects.
They must still be alive. Ding Xiaoxiao thought.
Ding Xiaoxiao cannot move or talk, but she can listen and think. He thought: Xiang, I have become a porcelain doll. Where are you?
five
It's completely daytime. The air is humid and smells a little strange.
There are grotesque cages in the studio. Every small animal in the cage is staring at the strange and fearful world around with frightened eyes. None of them shouted or complained-because they were all speechless by the black-faced old man.
With a click, the black-faced old man threw a lively mouse into the mold. "Dadada-"The mouse turned over several times and nothing happened.
A few minutes later, the white mouse reappeared in the hands of the black-faced old man. Of course, it became porcelain.
All this was seen by Xiang.
Xiangfeier pressed her fat body and quietly hid under the ear of a porcelain rabbit, revealing only one eye. It wants to find a spell to unlock the magic for Ding Xiaoxiao and bring him back to life. The magic book is hidden in the old man's pocket. Finding the wings is not important to Xiang. The important thing is to save Ding Xiaoxiao. Otherwise, you will die painfully because of deep remorse.
However, the magic book is not so beautiful. Last time, if the old man didn't feel hot at work, he accidentally dropped the magic book when he took off his clothes, and it was just spread on the page that Xiangfeier needed. Xiangfeier couldn't save herself anyway.
Saving lives is different from saving faces. Therefore, the only way to save Ding Xiaoxiao is to read the saving spell in the magic book.
Xiang closed her eyes and prayed in her heart: Let me see the magic book quickly. I will not only save Ding Xiaoxiao, but also revive all the small animals here.
The black-faced old man worked and worked, and finally he broke out in a sweat and became excited.
After a while, the old man stopped his work and began to unbutton his clothes. A nervous out of breath-he hopes that the magic book will fall from his clothes like last time.
However, nothing was left behind.
A depressed returned to the old man's bedroom. He knew Ding Xiaoxiao was thinking about it there.
"Xiangfeier!" Ding Xiaoxiao shouted excitedly. However, his mouth can't move and his throat can't make a sound.
"Small!" Xiang Feier stood in front of Ding Xiaoxiao, panting, and raised his wet eyes: "I'm sorry, I hurt you." Don't worry, even if it is broken, I will save you. "
Say that finish, sweet and took his big step out of the door.
Ding Xiaoxiao was very upset by Xiang's words, especially his least favorite word "to pieces".
In anxiety, Ding Xiaoxiao ushered in another evening. He calculated that it has been 24 hours since he left home, and his father Ding must be very anxious. However, no matter how anxious Ding is, it will not be "destroyed", and what Ding Xiaoxiao is most worried about now is Xiangfeier.
six
Night is the best place for covert operations.
Xiangfeier doesn't feel sleepy at all. Ding Xiaoxiao's urgent desire to rescue him overcame his sleepiness and hid under a low loquat tree in the yard.
The old man sat in the yard, drunk and smoked, and spilled the porcelain hip flask all over the floor. After a long time, he finally stood up and stumbled-
A hold your breath.
The old man slipped by the porcelain hip flask under his feet, and one staggered to the ground, and the back of his head banged on another porcelain hip flask, and the whole person could not move for a while.
A Philippines son ran carefully in the past, make sure that the black-faced old man fainted, so he couldn't wait to climb to his chest and tear his clothes with his claws-the magic book appeared! A surprise to grab the magic book, quickly turn over. However, the night is dark and you can't see the spell on it at all.
Xiangfeier twisted her fat body into the bedroom and tried to turn on the light inside. However, it is too short to climb or fly, so it can't reach the light switch with all its strength.
At this moment, Ding Xiaoxiao is looking at it in the corner. He doesn't know what Xiangfeier wants to do in such a hurry to turn on the light.
Xiangfeier is a clever domestic swallow. It soon found an empty paper box twice as big in the bedroom. It tried its best to move the paper box and pushed it to the light switch ... After a while, Xiang He moved the paper box to the light switch. He couldn't breathe, so he tried to jump into the carton. But it was so fat that several attempts failed. Despite this, Xiang is not discouraged.
Finally, it jumped up! It sticks out its sharp mouth to turn on and off the lights-the lights are on, and the dazzling light makes the surroundings as bright as day. Ding Xiaoxiao watched Xiangfeier closely, watching it jump out of the carton quickly and turn over a book on the ground.
"I found it!" Sweet Philippines son beaming, "baby, I'll read the spell to save people, you will soon be resurrected ..."
Just after reading the spell, a big black foot stepped on the magic book.
"Ha ha ha ..." The laughter was sharp and terrible. "Dare to hit me!"
The old man bent down, grabbed Xiangfeier and grabbed Xiangfeier's delicate neck with his thumb and forefinger. The back of his head has been bleeding, and it seems that he was badly hurt by a porcelain hip flask.
Xiang turned her head painfully and saw Ding Xiaoxiao's tears flashing.
The old man's thumb and forefinger began to exert themselves. Sweet princess twitched her legs and looked at Ding Xiaoxiao anxiously.
The old man made a little effort again, and Xiangfeier's legs did not move. ...
Suddenly, Ding Xiaoxiao felt full of strength: "Xiang Feier!"
The old man was stunned by the sudden scene: Ding Xiaoxiao is still alive! Ding Xiaoxiao has become exactly the same as before!
Ding Xiaoxiao picked up a porcelain stick and threw it out-the old man suddenly had a flash of light and the porcelain stick fell to the ground with a bang. Ding Xiaoxiao grabbed a porcelain bottle and hid it while the old man was not paying attention. The old man's hand reached Ding Xiaoxiao's neck, and Ding Xiaoxiao, who was mentioned, quickly took out the porcelain bottle from behind and aimed it at the old man's forehead and smashed it-the old man fell.
"Xiangfeier!" Ding Xiaoxiao held the incense in his hand and looked at it lovingly. "Don't die!"
Xiangfeier can't hear anymore.
Ding Xiaoxiao pushed the porcelain jar out from under the bed. When the porcelain jar fell, the contents were scattered all over the floor: all the wings of swallows. Ding Xiaoxiao put a pair of the most beautiful wings on Xiangfeier's back and murmured, "Xiangfeier, I'll take you home ... Ding Xiaoxiao is here and Xiangfeier is there ... Ding Xiaoxiao won't let you die, never ..."
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