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Talk about the bad mood after the Double Eleven.

1, probably no matter what kind of poverty after the Double Eleven, you can't nail it.

2. I feel sick after shopping, and I can't sleep after cleaning the shopping cart. Magic double eleven! After all, I am still poor, just to save ten dollars and eight dollars.

Even if you don't buy it, it won't change the poor situation. I still want to buy it. Receiving the courier and opening it is my greatest happiness!

4. After the Double Eleven, everyone should be so poor that only underwear is left. Send it over and have a look?

5, this double eleven is really poor, I have a showdown, the subsidies are basically spent, and there is not a hair left.

6. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty. Today next year, we will be there or be square.

7. After buying it, I feel very happy that I have earned 100 million yuan. If you find yourself poor after buying it, you'd better eat dirt for a while.

8. After the Double Eleven, I really want to eat the soil. Too poor. We are all the last givers and soil. It's not too difficult.

9, double eleven reluctantly, poor students are even worse.

10, I was very happy when I started buying. After buying it, I found myself poor. It's sad to eat dirt for a while.

1 1, after the double eleven, I am really poor. I can't find a girlfriend before, and I can't find one now.

12, my financial situation is poor. I just dug fresh soil, so I can only rely on it this week.

13, this year's double eleven finally came to an end. I am basically poor and have no strength for World War I, alas. Double twelve, find a deep forest without a net and go to the valley!

14, the double eleven has finally passed. Thanks to Terry Lin for reminding me that I am not only poor, but also single.

15, really poor! The mentality has collapsed! I cried! It is simply telling yourself not to buy it! And then I can't stop!

16 is pathetic enough. After the Double Eleven, it is really a leap in the soil, and it is necessary to eat the soil. This is really a happy hand picking festival.

17, I desperately visited Taobao before the Double Eleven, and I was too poor to eat after the Double Eleven.

18, the previous double eleven just reminded me to be single. Now the double eleven makes me understand that I am not only single, but also poor.

19, I'm tired. I can't sleep after the double eleven. Maybe I'm too poor and my brain is too noisy.

20. I think I will probably become Versailles. After all, I am really poor.

2 1. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.