How to describe the heavy rain humorously?

1, I hate rainy days, honey, please show up quickly, or I'll tell Mommy that you stole my hand.

It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. -Interesting topic about rain

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

It's raining for days, which is the best time to practice lightness skill.

5. The most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

6. It rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

7. It has been thundering and raining these days. Has the Jade Emperor come to catch the seven fairies who stole the mortal world again?

8, don't ask you to clear the sky Wan Li, just ask it doesn't rain.

9. Tanabata rain is the minimum respect that God gives to single girls!

10, children's shoes playing with computers in thunder and rain, aren't you afraid of crossing?

1 1, the heavy rain missed in those years ... I will pay you back these days ... I really want to tell you that it will rain tomorrow. ...

12, I don't want you to be negative because of me. The city with you is beautiful when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight at midnight, don't think about it. I won't like it. What is the secret of this sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

13, the sky is used for wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

14, God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? ..... damn rainy days.

It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. His marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

16, playing outside in rainy days, dragging away when playing flip-flops. -flip-flops.

17, demanding high temperature, demanding no rain, demanding 40 degrees, it doesn't matter if it is bitter, we must let the children's paper of Grade One get exercise. . .

18, it's raining. I stood under the tree and shouted: Oh, my God, a thunder killed me! I also want to cross. "

19, I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

20, big head, big head, it's raining, don't worry, you have an umbrella and I have a big head.

2 1, the quilt is still outside. The point is that it's raining now = _ = ||| |.

22, the baby said that mom lit mosquito-repellent incense, mom said there were no mosquitoes in rainy days, and the baby said Austrian mosquitoes were afraid of water.

23. It has been raining these days. I really want to throw a Sophie into the cloud to drain water.