How to respond humorously to others crying for poverty

If someone "cries poverty" with you, you can consider the following humorous reply:

1. "I understand how you feel. After all, I am also a member of the moonlight family."

2. "You mean all the money in your hand has been crying into tears?"

3. "Don't worry, I have a free good mood coupon here, you can get it at any time."

4. "I am not rich either. Although I am penniless, I still have a lot of hair."

5. "It is better to laugh at the poor than to cry. I have a coupon here to laugh at the poor. Do you want one? "

No matter which answer you choose, try to be humorous, don't hurt others' feelings, and let them feel your friendliness and sense of humor.