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A funny copy that is suitable for coquetry and asking my brother for pocket money.
2. I haven't talked to you for a day, and I feel wrong!
For me, I love you and I am hungry.
4. Just this once. I won't ask again.
I'll give myself to you. It's cute, but I can't afford it.
6. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.
7. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?
8. Make gummy bears, which will stick to you when melted.
9. It's rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.
10. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.
1 1. I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?
12. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, and speaking it out is like confessing to you.
13. I met a boy who said he would love me all his life. I didn't expect his life to be only three days.
14. You are so ugly, and I still call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
15. If you criticize me without accepting any criticism, I will hit you.
16. Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.
17. My mother said I sent it on the phone, which is why I play with my mobile phone every day, because it smells like home.
18. No, no, I want it.
19. I miss you while watching the water.
I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.
Funny copywriting suitable for asking my brother for pocket money (2)1. I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!
22. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.
23. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.
24. ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!
25. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.
26. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.
27. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.
28. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.
29. If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.
In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.
3 1. Actually, I am just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.
32. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.
33. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.
I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.
35. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.
36. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?
37. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.
38. Today, the weather is fine, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
39. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.
40. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.
Tik Tok's husband is dusty and wants pocket money to sell Meng.
Tik Tok's husband coquettes and sells cute for pocket money (I) 1. Teach you a quick way to lose weight, and put your heart on me.
If someone asks you who your date is, you are me, and I will carry the pot.
3. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.
Your little ancestor is waiting for you, and his patience is only 1%.
5. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.
6. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.
7. Thank you.
8. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.
Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.
10. We don't know each other very well. Just call me beauty.
1 1. No matter in time or dream, you are the person I want to see most.
12. What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.
13. Tell you a secret, and I will continue to love you tomorrow.
14. You need a kiss, or you won't get up.
15. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.
16. She just avoided me. What should I do?
17. Damn, it messed up my hair.
18. Please praise me because I have done a great job in loving you.
19. Please, you weren't like this before!
20. I didn't!
Tik Tok's husband spoiled for pocket money (Chapter II) 2 1. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.
22. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.
23. I can't say clearly what is missing, but I know you are all dreaming.
24. Aha ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~
25. I'm fine!
26. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.
27. Meeting you is my fate.
28. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!
29. You are good or bad, hum! Damn it!
30. Ok, let's get together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.
3 1. You are good or bad, huh! I hate it!
32. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
33. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.
34. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.
35. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.
36. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.
There was a mosquito just now, and it got the last applause in my life.
I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!
39. Don't seek prosperity all your life, but seek the well-being of your family.
40. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.
Ask my brother for a red envelope.
Ask my brother for a red envelope (Chapter 1) 1. Flowers bloom in the south of the city. May you be there forever.
I'm gullible, would you like to try?
3. People just want you to care more!
4. Just this once. I won't ask again.
The scenery is in your eyes, and the world is not as good as arms.
6. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?
7. People don't want it! Hmm!
8. Can I hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep?
9. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.
10. Actually, I'm just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.
1 1. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. All men like to watch women coquetry, pout and stamp their feet, plus a pear flower with rain ... the hard-hearted will give up.
12. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?
13. I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.
14. Can you save the money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?
15. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.
16. Yaoyaoda
17. I am your little friend and your heart.
18. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.
19. People will never talk to you again!
Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.
Ask my brother for a red envelope (Part II) 2 1. My cat said a word to me-meow meow meow.
22. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.
23. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.
24. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.
25. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"
26. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.
27. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!
Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.
29. I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your likes.
30. Don't seek prosperity all your life, but seek the well-being of your family.
3 1. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.
32. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!
33. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?
34. I am so wronged that people are just angry.
35. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.
I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.
37. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.
38. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!
39. If I were not here, would you like other girls?
40. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.
Recommend sentences to my brother who sells cute clothes and is innocent.
Selling cute coquetry to your brother (Chapter 1) 1. Even if the world is not worth turning back, I still find my fulfillment. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.
2. I'm fine!
I am a petite and fragile little girl.
It's a small circle. It's good to have you.
5. I don't want to be rich and prosperous in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.
6. I have always been persistent and sincerely willing to resist everything for you.
7. Boys will be more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is a very shameful thing to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.
8. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.
9. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.
10. I ignore you, which is really annoying.
1 1. Two guesses are not you, the seed of love is not you, you will be the rest of your life.
12. I want to drink with you and pretend to be drunk. I want your hug.
13. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.
14. I didn't!
15. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.
16. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.
17. You are good or bad, hum! I hate it!
18. Thank you.
19. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
20. I miss you while watching water.
Selling cute and pretending to be innocent for younger brother (Chapter 2) 2 1. No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.
22. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.
23. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.
24. Please, you weren't like this before!
25. Can I be your little baby? The kind that can't bear to scold me and give me a hug when I make a mistake.
26. Hate you!
27. I can't sleep I need you to hold it to sleep.
28. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.
29. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.
30. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.
3 1. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.
32. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.
Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.
34. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.
Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.
36. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!
37. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.
38. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.
39. You can be mean to me. When you are mean to me, I become someone else's treasure.
40. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.
The coquetry sentence of giving gifts is very short.
The sentences of coquetry and worship are very short (Part 1) 1. You can only love me and I can only be your princess.
I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.
I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your liking.
I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!
I can't sleep. I want to count sheep a thousand times, but I can count them twice, and the rest are thinking of you.
6. My mother said I sent it on the phone, which is why I play with my mobile phone every day, because it smells like home.
7. What to do today: Miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.
8. I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.
9. Your little ancestor is waiting for you. His patience is only 1%.
10. In this life, I will only marry you.
1 1. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. All men like to watch women coquetry, pout and stamp their feet, plus a pear flower with rain ... the hard-hearted will give up.
12. You said I was born because I love you.
13. I only miss you once a day.
14. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?
15. I want to drink with you and pretend to be drunk. I want your hug.
The sentence of coquetry and worship of gifts is very short (Part II) 16. Stay with me this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.
17. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.
18. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, just like a confession to you.
19. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.
Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.
2 1. Hold high, hug me, hug me.
22. Selling my brain at a high price has never been used for personal gain.
23. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.
24. If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.
Tell you a secret, I will continue to love you tomorrow.
I met a boy who said that he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.
27. People just want you to care more!
28. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!
29. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.
30. I want to be your little baby, the kind you can't bear to scold me when you are angry.
Disgusting copy of little suckling dog's coquetry and worship of big sister.
The disgusting copy of little suckling dog coquetry to big sister-1. Having experienced that kind of taste, I understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.
You have no hobbies, you can only love me.
Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?
Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.
I'll give myself to you. It's cute, but I can't afford it.
6. I liked playing hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
7. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.
8. I met a boy who said he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.
9. People are unhappy!
10. Research shows that the disorder of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, there is no pressure for you to read this passage, because I didn't bother at all.
1 1. When you are angry, I will let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
12. Meeting you is my fate.
13. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.
14. If I want the moon in the sky, will you take it off for me? ? ~~
15. Me and Gummy Bear can only choose one, but I secretly told you that I have Gummy Bear.
16. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.
17. Too little coquetry, boys will find their girlfriends boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.
18. Did you miss anyone today?
19. Yaoyaoda
20. She is your little baby! Kiss me!
My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. I hope you can hold me to sleep every night.
22. I'm still not your cutie.
23. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"
24. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!
25. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.
26. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.
27. Come and hug me when you are not angry.
28. Many people think that a man's coquetry is a sissy, but it is not. A man's coquetry is a manner, but it is not every woman's coquetry, but a girlfriend's patent. If you spoil your girlfriend at the right time, it is a deadly weapon. Boy, you will be lucky if you learn to behave like a spoiled child.
29. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.
30. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts flow quietly into old age.
3 1. If I am a wanderer, you are human.
32. Can I hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep?
33. No matter how good others are, they belong to others. I am different. I am yours.
34. Be good and stay with me. Don't run, don't let go.
I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.
36. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.
37. The youth you walk with is once in a lifetime.
38. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.
39. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.
40. You don't know how much courage it took me to remember.
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