Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Tell me where you are.
Tell me where you are.
1. Every time she speaks, I will listen patiently, even if I don't understand and get tired of listening! And you can talk every time you listen. Whether I understand it or not, I will say that if I get caught, of course I will pretend to be forced! So we can talk well every time!
One day on her birthday, she said that she would go to ktv that day and that I couldn't attend. Then she said nothing. On her birthday, I had her called out from the downstairs of the KTV in the nearby park. By the way, my friend just finished. I peeked in the dark and he didn't seem too happy. Then, when she returned to KTV, I patted her from behind and made a surprise appearance. I wanted to like her, but I gave up. If I really want to confess, I don't think I called her casually in the park, just turned her around and kissed her, and then let nature take its course. It's a pity that I didn't confess, and finally she was shocked by me!
One afternoon after school, she waited for me in the playground and told me to go. She wanted to go to the bathroom. In a hurry, she saw the toilet and went in. But when I went in, I felt, well, this toilet is different from usual. When I saw the ladies' room, I came out at once. I don't know why, my deskmate happened to see it and kept laughing and saying, I've seen you for so long, so I went. Finally stopped, and then she said, I'm in a bad mood today and want to go for a walk on the playground. Finally, we walked back and forth on the playground for more than 10 laps. I don't know which lap it was, because my shoelace was loose and I accidentally stepped on it. Then I fell down and she caught me, but I was a man and she was a woman. How could I catch it? We both fell down together! But the scene is not awkward. When I got home, I thought, why am I so unlucky? If she hadn't called me, I wouldn't have been seen going to the ladies' room. If I had not accompanied her to the playground, I would not have stepped on my shoelaces. But now that I think about it, it's nothing!
One morning, I was anxious because I was going to be late, but when I went to the classroom to report for duty, I looked at the teacher and the whole class. I made a mistake. My classroom is upstairs on the first floor. At this time, my deskmate came down and told me to wait in the ladies' room on the first floor. I thought well, I'll be late if I don't die! After a while, she came out, her face was not very good. I said what happened. She said that she had arrived at that place. I didn't say much. I took her to the clinic. Then I went to the canteen to buy some bread, milk, water paper and so on, bought a bag and took it to the clinic. I had a class there with her. Which teacher in the clinic asked me that you don't have to attend class? Then I said, I'm sick, too. I didn't remember what I was going to use, so I said some nonsense. Have loose bowels and cover your stomach. The teacher also said, why did you buy these foods? I didn't know she would ask this question, so I said, I just ate too much, so these are leftovers, and I almost fainted when I was asked. My deskmate kept laughing, and I was speechless, so I had to pretend to be sick and cover my stomach with her until it was okay. She said that I would cooperate with her next time, really? The expression of wanting to continue, she really missed my speech and thought I really wanted to do it again!
There was a time when telling the truth was popular in our class, so we played. Unfortunately, when she was asked in time, it became a fact. Who do you like? I was there. She was talking about someone else. I thought for a moment, a little happy and a little gray. Why is it a big adventure to get there? Because we take turns like this, that is, after the big adventure, it is true, and then the big adventure! What I drew was, silly, doing something for your best friend of the opposite sex that only girlfriends can do. I thought about it. Isn't she the only one who is the best opposite sex? I don't know what to do! I told you, can we skip this? But everyone said in unison, no, I don't know what to do, so I have to go over and give her a hug. She is nothing! After the afternoon, we chatted in the classroom, just the two of us. Suddenly talking about the big adventure at noon. She said nothing, and then I said nothing. I suddenly had an idea, and sometimes I want to do it. She is my best friend. I said, can you promise me a request? Let me smell your body fragrance. She didn't answer, so I ignored her. My nose is a few centimeters long and feels very fragrant. It was just a joke that she hit me, ending the day!
She said that she was going to study in Hong Kong and might never come back. I'm not happy to hear that. I deliberately snubbed her in those days because I wanted to give her the best farewell. One Saturday afternoon, I suddenly went to her house, and then the two of us walked around and talked. At 6 pm, we decided to return. When there are few people, I said you would go to Hong Kong in a few days. She said yes, but don't go too far!
I said: I want to say goodbye to you in two ways. I will first use the boy's way, clench my fist and gently hit my right hand. My tears are a little. Remember to come back later!
Then the girl said goodbye, hugged her tightly and didn't speak, and then she didn't speak to her family. After she went in, I ran away crying. It was really a feeling. .............
The day before she left, I told her that I left early. She could see that I did it on purpose, so she didn't say much. I sent her a message to go to the playground again, and she said you weren't at the playground. I sent a message to invite her to visit a classroom again. When she walked to the door of the classroom, I was alone. Then I gave her another hug before she knew it, and then I quickly put her down and immediately dragged her into the classroom. When she saw no one, she stood quietly. Suddenly, all the classmates and teachers in our class came out, and she realized that this was a farewell party. She smiled happily at that moment, and then the teacher hid for a long time. I found the whole class, then borrowed the camera from the teacher, and only took pictures of the two of us. Of course, she also has good sisters. They take pictures with us. Finally, when I got home, I didn't say anything to her! The next day, she had already left!
Speaking of it now, I wonder if she is doing well now. I hope you can adopt it! thank you
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