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On philosophical domineering

1, a woman who hesitates is always the biggest failure in life.

I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!

Don't say I'm cold, you didn't cherish it when it was warm.

4. One's efforts are additive effects; The effort of a team is the multiplication effect.

I am not the only stubborn person, but time has always made me stubborn.

6, the society is so dark, or buy a flashlight.

7, heartless, live to be a hundred years old. Have a clear conscience and never get tired of life.

8, on the way to the cow force, I running all the way!

9, most people's relationship is in the end: only take the flow and not take the heart.

10, the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

1 1, a new day, a new beginning to forget yesterday's sadness and keep yesterday's happiness.

12, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans are too old.

13, because you weren't here, you were too lazy to remember, so you forgot.

14, what you can't forget is your smile, but what you can't wash away is our love.

15, learn to walk independently whenever and wherever you are, which will always make you walk more calmly.

16, I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

17, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. Can I have a bite?

18, exchange an instant for eternity, and exchange your present for your present from now on.

19, it is common to count sheep awake.

I can play dumb, but don't think I'm really stupid.

2 1, for you, I will stand by and watch the world, accompany you and travel around the world.

22. My kind heart has been put away. I don't want to be soft-hearted this time. Find the bones, and don't bite my leg.

23, bad personality, bad looks, low academic qualifications, poor qualifications, in addition to being your own boss, what else can you do?

24. Take a step back with optimism and think more before you have a chance to say: Maybe it's no big deal.

25, boys, girls, poor scholars, endless! First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part!

26, the moment of true love, can cure years of heartbreak.

You are so close to me that I can't see you because I am blind.

I care about what you care about, but you never care about what I care about

29. If you don't love, of course it's different. Even before, you said you would never make me cry.

30. The winning column of a classmate's resume reads: I won "another bottle" many times during my school days.

3 1, depending on parents, is a princess at most. By the husband, you are a princess at best. You are the queen yourself.

32. When school starts, my back aches. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

People always say that they can't resist time. In fact, time can't resist our impetuousness.

34. It's not terrible to leave you. The terrible thing is that I want to put away my dependence on you.

35. I know that the person holding the sword is not necessarily a swordsman, but it must be a swordsman.

Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. She can't light anything with a lighter.

37. It is impossible to steal happiness ... but it is still possible to steal fat.

38. You are wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I brush it, you are Hami, I am melon, and you don't love me.

39. The cheaper things are not necessarily the better, and the free things are definitely the best.

40. Time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

4 1, no lovers are rubbish, but many lovers are animals.

42. Any psychological and physical impulse will eventually return to calm. Life will still fall on rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea.

43. My memory is vague, but I haven't forgotten when I took off my ring, but now I don't know where I threw it.

44. You are the head of bombardment and the crack of lightning.

45. Maturity is for strangers, and naivety is for the people you love the most.

I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I climbed the wrong wall.

47. The world itself is unfair, and the globe is always tilted.

48. Saving the world is a great event. Generally speaking, there is a superman. I'm just watching Superman's performance.

49. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart willing to love and a heart unwilling to love.

When I have money, I will sell two Mercedes-Benz and a bicycle first. Mercedes-Benz will clear the way on both sides and ride a bike in the middle.

5 1, I'm sleepy most of the time, and I occasionally make a fuss.

52. Every word of labor management is addressed to you. There are sports all over the world, and you don't respond.

You want me to give up smoking and drinking. Come and give me a kiss.

54, gave me a comment, I can be happy for at least three months.

55. In midsummer, who got their hands on the fleeting time and whether our memories are still there? Time flies, who outlined the summer, our past, whether we depend on each other.

56. Life is limited, but the degree of narcissism is infinite.

When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything. She may just have a nosebleed.

58. In fact, the most lewd person in a class is the monitor.

59. Everyone is a kind boy, but the cruelty of reality has taught him to put on a mask of disguise.

60. When we say "forget it", do these two words contain a lot of disappointment?

6 1, not many people can make me care. After all, the area of the heart is limited.

62. I work very hard. I have thought about all these five words, but I have only done the first four.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

64. I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. I am willing to be treated by others.

Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say that I will do it to the end.

After you left yesterday, I felt lovelorn again.

68. I was so angry that my ass was wet. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand from unbuttoning her clothes!

69. All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partner.

70. You need to forget what you have lost, be grateful for what you have and look forward to what is coming.

7 1, if my life is a movie, then you are an advertisement that pops up halfway.

In fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. No room, no wife, more rooms, more wives!

73. The key to happiness lies not in finding a perfect person, but in finding a person, working hard with him and establishing a perfect relationship.

There is no need to pretend to be a good person, just do what you like.

75. It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs my bright star.

76. A man with interest, a woman says he is sexy, a man without interest, and a woman says he doesn't know life.

77. How to use gas bombs? I want to protect the earth.

78. Some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the discount on painless abortion.

79. My life has two sides. Your life has two sides. ..

80. The so-called love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

8 1, I am the sun, and I don't need to touch any of your light.

82. What are the obstacles? Besides, your legs are so long.

If you can't change your life, then I will change you.

84. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

85. It is only a matter of time before you fall in love with me.

If you don't have the potential to be a lovely girl, you must have the consciousness of being a woman.

If the teacher hadn't told us not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

89. It's hard to live without money, but there are a group of rich dogs behind you.

90. There is no money to eat wild vegetables at home, but there is money to go to hotels to eat wild vegetables.

9 1, don't call me a coward, please call me a tough ninja.

92. I really want to bother you, but I have no topic and no courage.

93. If I hadn't taken off your clothes, you wouldn't know the details of my love.

94. You asked me to leave, and I left, but my heart is still there.

95. You have your building number and I have my hand speed.

96. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up by yourself.

97. Broad and profound, concise summary of the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

98. Don't think that you have touched the whole of Russia, and you have forgotten that Russia still has a brave heart!

99. I love someone seriously, and he loves me. Is this enough? It's my turn to chase you.

100, shall I take it? It's been so long. What's the land? Dragon, do you know there will be another earthquake?

10 1, loved, hurt, hurt. What else can I say?

102, a strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

103, you said I was behind my back because you couldn't get what I had, right?

104, God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to exchange it for ten pounds thinner.