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Satire your mother-in-law

Satire your mother-in-law

Ironically, many times we will use some words to express our feelings. There are many meanings in China language, and the meanings expressed in different scenes are different. What are the following ironies for everyone?

Irony about mother-in-law: 1 1. Since it's all for this family, let's have a rest.

2. Mother-in-law has never been a mother, never conceived you, and never gave birth to you. Why would she hurt you?

3, the tongue will fight with the teeth, not to mention not your own mother, how can there be no bad feelings.

Mother-in-law, that's a bonus for shopping. What is the quality of the bonus? It depends on whether the manufacturer has a conscience. If you are unlucky, you will be in trouble.

You have no obligation to take care of me, and I owe you nothing.

6. If you are not happy, you will get by on the surface. After all, it's your son who is embarrassed.

Please don't speak ill of me in front of your son. If you do this, you will only make us quarrel endlessly. Finally, the last straw is divorce. If you divorce because of you, you will be guilty.

8. The son is a treasure, and the wife is a grass, but you forget that the wife is also a treasure in the son's heart.

9. Everything is the way you are. You were so capable, and now life is like this.

10, seemingly a harmonious family, but always feel that there is only one "outsider", and it is futile to pay more, not as good as a guest who comes to the house.

1 1, people who work hard all day still resent eating too much and doing too little. It is a delusion to want horses to run and not eat grass!

12, in the husband's family, is just a working tool that has no thoughts and cannot express opinions. Won't you be wronged? The "a bowl of water is flat" agreed before marriage is all lip service.

13, in the husband's family, not to mention human rights. In their minds, there is no such concept as the legitimate rights and interests of wives. You just need to be a tool with flesh and blood but no feelings. It is best for them to talk less and pay silently, but why? I am tired!

14, no grandchildren, no work, and all day long, I encourage my son to make trouble with his daughter-in-law. Is this mom? I'm afraid it's an enemy from somewhere

15, don't always think about how much money and how many rooms my family has. No matter how much, it doesn't matter to you. It's not your turn.

16. When I give birth to a baby and take care of it, you can say that you don't have this obligation, but please remember, please don't think of me when you need to take care of it, and I will tell you that my wife doesn't have this obligation either.

17, I quarreled with your son, which is between us. I hope you will stay out of it and make things more troublesome.

18, you can't protect your son for life. He should also learn to take care of people and shoulder the responsibilities on his shoulders.

19, don't always provoke our relationship behind our backs. Whispering with your son will only make our relationship worse and worse. Do you really want to destroy the harmony of a family?

20. I understand that a mother-in-law can never be a mother, but you can't be partial. Whose heart is not meat.

Satire at her mother-in-law 2. Description of mother-in-law's selfish words

1, the way of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law seems to be the same throughout the ages.

2, don't live together, live your own small life, out of sight, out of sight.

In fact, you should keep a moderate distance when you get along with any woman in the world.

My mother-in-law always thought I was rich, but my mother always thought I was too poor to eat.

If you want to control your life, you must stay away from the mother-in-law who always wants to train you and manipulate you.

6. As long as my mother-in-law sees me, she is cynical, chameleon-faced and wrong.

7. It's not enough to see how my husband got married. Love can't be eaten as food. It depends on how the mother-in-law and the whole family are. People are terrible.

8. Before I got married, I said the same thing as Hua, saying that I have no daughter, and I regard you as my daughter. After marriage, hehe, I have been pregnant for 8 months, without asking a word or calling.

Second, satirize the classic sentences of mother-in-law hypocrisy

1, she died as soon as she spent money, but she was still alive without spending money.

2, exquisite egoism, super love yourself, only yourself in my heart.

In all likelihood, the cold war after marriage is due to the mother-in-law.

People always pretend to be nice to me, stab me in the back and hurt people.

I don't understand why I want to get married. My mother-in-law not only treats you as an outsider, but also deliberately satirizes people, which is particularly annoying.

6. the baby who has worked so hard for so long, others can't understand the taste. Ironically, it is not as great as the contribution of the mother-in-law to take care of the baby in less than a month.

7. I really want to give her an Oscar for best actor. It was just a set of superficial kung fu, and then nothing was done.

8. Most of my mother-in-law is hypocritical and speaks very well. They regard you as their own daughter. No need to raise a baby, no need to buy you a car, nothing. They also bring their own children and want me to have a second child. Dream on.

Let's go to eat fish together another day. I think you are very picky.

Second, I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.

Third, there is no culture to learn, ugliness to change, and you really have no rule of law.

Fourth, we can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

It's a pity that you don't want to be a cook. You threw the pot too heavy.

Please don't take my joke as a joke, because my joke is nothing compared with the joke God gave you.

Seven, don't drag in front of me like 2580 thousand, put a POSE (X).

Eight, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

9. Your face is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

Eleven, you look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.

Twelve, when I like you, what you say is what. You are nothing when I don't like you.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

14. Not talking can still give people a little illusion. When you open your mouth, that little fantasy is shattered.

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

Sixteen, I throw a bone to the dog, and it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

Eighteen, if you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it has made great contributions to the world's understanding of alien life!

Nineteen, I'm not your mother. Don't be mean to me.

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb!

Twenty-two, a bubbling cow flying in the air, the only way I can help it down is to shut you up.

Everyone is so kind to me, saying my strengths to my face and my weaknesses behind my back.

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

Twenty-five, listen to my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't enter the water.

Twenty-six, you look like a QR code. You really don't know what it is without scanning it.

Twenty-seven, you are not useless, you are still sick.