A funny copy of the selfie

Funny copy of self-portrait (selected 68 sentences) 1. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing: holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other? You don't have to come across the ocean to see me, just give me your half-year savings. You are a plate of shredded potatoes. The weather is as changeable as a woman! The weather forecast is as unreliable as men! It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face. 6. Although you are proud, I am cool and charming. 7. My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime. 8. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba. 9. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident. Our differences have always existed. 10. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad. 1 1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life. 12. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water. 13. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances. 14. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day. 15. How dare you be jealous of a long-distance relationship? Nobody cares if you eat shit. 16. Don't stay up all night just because you are ugly. 17. No matter what you do, it will be more convenient to look good. 18. Why do you read my profile? Tell me if you have a crush on me. 19. When I am with you, I always want to wait for a few more red lights. 20. Kneeling in math, poor English, drunk in chemistry, unable to recite Chinese, failing physics and falling asleep. 2 1. The most terrible thing to lose weight is not being hungry, but always feeling like eating something when you are not hungry. 22. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and monks only love nuns. 23. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me. 24. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now think about it, it's really cheap. 25. Don't be sad, you will meet the best, such as me. 26. Live up to the spring and grow wantonly. 27. weight is a good thing I'll give you half. 28. Acacia has become your disease, but the doctor can't cure himself. 29. April Fool's Day passed before I could confess. 30. Maturity is not about getting older, but pretending less and less. 3 1. Love is a love. 32. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant. 33. If love wants to use its mouth, what about the dumb? I can't study hard because my deskmate is too slutty. 35. I have high requirements for bedding. 36. Can't you be wronged and fall into my hands? 37. I was so happy to have 35 yuan when I was a child! Now there is a 300-500 who thinks he can't get it! 38. The sun was born at night when it was turned into the bed during the day. 39. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down. 40. Excuse me, can I disturb your life? 4 1. My time seems to have been wasted on how to meet you. 42. Save water, please take a bath together. 43. The old man said that pears can't be divided, so I keep them for myself. 44. I think everyone is crazy, but they behave in different ways. 45. In order to increase income, it was once rumored in the crematorium that there was no bullet in the security gun of the cash truck. 46. I saw the cruelest sentence today: When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know what? There are many days when you have no money in the future. 47. You look like a bitter gourd dressed so cool and depressed. 48. When you were young, you were curious. Oh, my God. Where am I from? Mom said, kid. You sent it by phone. 49. Disappointment is a kind of happiness, because with hope, there is disappointment. 50. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is extremely deep. 5 1. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell. 52. When the plane forced to land, there were not enough parachutes, and the captain made a big roll. 53. When one or two people say that I am not handsome, I don't care, just teasing me. Later, almost everyone said that I was not handsome, and I really realized the seriousness of the situation. There are more and more such social swindlers! 54. I was bitten by a spider. Will it become a human warrior? Our warrior was resourceful and fearless, and finally broke through the encirclement of the Japanese and stole back a big watermelon. 56. How can you miss home after studying abroad for a year? 57. signature: I want to dedicate my life to a great cause? Sleep 58. Why has no one ever cared about the feelings of Diaoyu Island? 59. Once upon a time, a man spoke ill of me behind my back, and then she died. 60. Your heart and your appearance only match one word [pseudo 6 1]. Life is a beach of scattered sand, but love makes time pile up into a tower, and life goes on, so I can't forget you. 62. Nowadays, children are becoming more and more precocious, and they will rot in a few minutes. 63. In desperation, the medical staff successfully delayed playing cards with black and white impermanence. 64. No, the Japanese broke into the underworld and stole the book of life and death, erasing all the names of the Eighth Route Army. 65. I have practiced Qigong, which can make others angry. 66. Heaven disappeared and I fell into darkness again. 67. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried. 68. As soon as the judges of China Voice pressed the button, the singer was instantly blown to pieces.