Talk about the most fun qq.

1, from heaven to hell, I pass by! I envy you knowing me at such a young age.

3, the flowers of the motherland, open one and I step on one.

4. When you meet someone you like, you have to take the initiative to be a bitch.

It's one thing to wake up, but it's another to get up.

6, ideal world = free phone+free Internet access.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

8. When love becomes affection, it is eternal love.

9. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

10, ask what money is in the world, that is, people commit suicide.

1 1. Now my only feeling for you is that I have no feeling.

12, if you want to leave, I won't stop you, if you want to die, I'll help you!

13. If someone uses a honey trap on me, I will cooperate.

14, as the old saying goes, just gamble and have fun.

15. Next, I'm going to perform a stunt handed down from my family. A big stone broke my chest.

16, although I look very brainless, I am actually unhappy.

17, I like clean and white boys, because I am really a swan.

18, you have the right to be a bitch, and Zhezhe has the strength to get you down.

19, I like the way you don't like me and can't do it.

20, ask you how much worry, just like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.

2 1. How can we live if even the default bubble costs money?

22. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

23. When you don't reply to my messages, I feel that you are in Uniqlo.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

25. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years

26. Don't say that you have nothing in the future. Aren't you sick?

27, the test paper must be kissed first, this is called stability.

28. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm too lazy to cramp.

29. The fat man's motto is: Where you fall, you break a hole.

30, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

3 1, it is also tap water, but it just feels that the kitchen is cleaner than the toilet.

Before you come near me, think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.

33. Cheap or not depends on how jealous you are and how bad you get along with others.

34. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

35, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

36. Time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

37. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

38. All relationships that are not aimed at marriage are playing with other people's wives.

39. I remember what I said the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.

40. Don't call people's brains water in the future, because people's brains 100% are water.

4 1, men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

42. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepy, summer sleepy and autumn sleepy.

43, the male god is behind, originally wanted to turn around and smile, but he laughed a nose bubble.

44. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

45. In fact, when you hand in the blank paper, everyone is the first in grade. Why do we have to kill each other?

46. Every time I feel your eyes, my whole head will be filled with happiness.

47. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

48. If you have to expose half of your body, do you expose your left or right side? Below.

49. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't even talk to me.

50. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are going to die!

5 1, girls with fat hands don't have to worry, the gold ring given by her boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

52. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

53. Flip a coin, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

54. Some people like to take advantage. As soon as they heard that there was a discount on painless abortion, they wanted to have a baby at once.

My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

56. Why do you think my heart is beating so hard? Thanks to my thick throat, I can jump out with my thin throat.

57. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

58. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into ice and ice.

59. It's good to have you in this life, sister. Always by your side. I love you, my sister.

60. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance this time.

6 1, women often say that they are miserable when comforting women; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable. .

62. If I hadn't been so naughty as a child and been a soft girl quietly, I wouldn't regret that no one wants me now.

63. Grandpa said that in their time, if there were questions that could not be done in the exam, they would write Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

64. Do you have someone you like? Who am I? Oh, what a coincidence. Then we are rivals in love.

People say that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

66. It is suggested that the country replace the chairs used in class with swivel chairs that are the same as China's good voice. Students think the teacher speaks well and turn around to listen.

67. Choosing a name is really important. That day, I saw a man with a unique name, called Silver Sword. Unfortunately, his surname is Fan.

68. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

69. Foreign officials who hit people must hide their identity, otherwise it will be a scandal; Domestic officials must be confident in beating people and take out their certificates to scare you to death!

70. It was expensive to buy clothes that day, the salesman said with shame. No money to buy here? Me: You have money and still sell it here?

7 1, m: Are you nervous? W: Well, a little. M: First time? W: No, I was always nervous.

Recently, I always feel that there is an invisible force around my neck, and there is always a cool breeze behind me. Did you meet my brother and put on his sweater backwards?

73. My boyfriend held my face in his hands and looked at it affectionately. I silently look forward to it. I closed my eyes shyly and heard a sentence: this big face can't be kissed for a day.

74. I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

76. It took 10 minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!

77. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

78, the moonlight in front of the window, the original debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

They all say my voice is very magnetic. I have been studying hard to sing. By chance, I sang in Sanlitun bar. Sure enough, my voice is very magnetic. As soon as I opened my mouth, several iron bars flew over.

I want to buy a tank. Then buy it. Can't afford it, it's so expensive. Take a credit card and swipe it. What should I do if I have to pay back my credit card? What are you afraid of? You have tanks.

8 1, there is a girl gun in the class. One day, I quarreled with another classmate, who humiliated him and said, Hello, Mom! He said, hello, son. The whole class was silent. Three seconds later, the applause thundered and lasted for a long time.

QQ is the funniest. Tell me about it.

1. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

2, what do you mean noisy, then noisy and buried alive.

3. Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and set up a grave after your death to make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death …

Creditors are people who will not abandon you even if you go bankrupt.

5. How time flies! School will start tomorrow in a blink of an eye.

6. Failure in the exam is not failure in the exam, but indifference to fame and fortune.

7, adolescence, never hit menopause. ...

8. I stood in your city hall and shouted: Ouch! How deep!

Our goal: want money, be thick.

10, doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetful water.

1 1, I'm not afraid of the sky falling, because there is a high ceiling.

12, why are women sentimental? Because there is an ignorant man behind her.

13. Excavate five Xiao Qiang that will not be killed by Athena's saints.

14, my desk is not good because I slept with it.

15, the night is dark and the wind is high, and you are whistling with your sword. I said,' What a bunch of idiots.'

16, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it!

17, you are so young, I almost thought you were young.

18, sweetheart, let me tell you a secret. The pig looks better than you. You are uglier than a pig.

19, I went to sleep after laughing from the horizontal knife to the sky.

20. If anyone offends me, I will tie him to the ship of the Three Kingdoms and borrow an arrow from the straw boat.

2 1. The ostrich said his neck was long and the giraffe smiled.

Be hard on yourself now, and you will have a better chance of success in the future.

23, stockings, let women's legs breathe freely, so that men's lungs can not breathe.

24. Good-looking people have youth, and we only have universities.

25. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

26. The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you.

27. Do you know yourself? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Press it and it will come out.

28. Up to now, the word "Gong" seems to suit your temperament.

29. You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

30、? ! Leave me alone! You don't want to go out to play. Don't go back tonight and see what I can do to you.

3 1. Once upon a time, there was a man called crazy, and then … he went crazy.

I tease you because I care about you, I care about you because I like you, and I ignore you because there is a dog behind me.

33. When people ask me what I fear most, I always hold my head high and say, Mosquito ~!

34, that person looks, how to say, the pixel is relatively low. Mom said that if the food gets cold, put it in the refrigerator to heat it up.

35. Owning two boats at the same time is not in line with economic principles.

Those who have poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil it back to you. ...

37. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

38. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, and pee it out, so that loneliness can be scattered all over the floor.

39. I finally know why I have so much white hair. I use my head too much when I get up.

40. You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering into a sandstorm.

4 1, five steps of brushing teeth: squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow it-delicious.

42. You have a great personality. "You are not tall, and your personality is still so bad."

For people who don't like me. I can only say that you should wear glasses.

44. The price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

45. As the saying goes, don't brag or be struck by lightning. If lightning never dies, there will be old Chinese medicine practitioners.

46. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still follow you …

47. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

48. If people don't fuck two useless teenagers, then your teenager really didn't come for nothing.

49. When I was at school, I just wanted to go home. When I got home, I thought of school again.

50. Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

Tell me about the funniest qq log.

1, things related to sex, people who can mate.

2. From small to large, when raising the national flag, the attention is not on the national flag, but on whether the national flag stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is finished. ...

3. For a little dragon girl my age, it doesn't matter who Yang Guo is, what matters is who she is.

I just made a difficult decision. Forev

5. It is said that women are like eggs. They are hard in appearance, introverted, pure in heart and yellow in heart. ...

The latest scientific research shows that insecurity is the most common gynecological disease in the world.

7, the male god jumped from obscene to explosive wearing an ugly school uniform.

8, your uncle! ! ! Your mother! ! ! Your sister! ! ! Your family is happy! ! !

9. The goddess sent me a short message. "I have." "It's mine." "How do you know?" "The plot needs ..."

10, female friend's birthday, the four of us agreed to send her a "Happy Birthday" at 0: 00, each with a word, and I got the second one. As a result, they didn't send any.

1 1. Who hasn't died since ancient times, and who won't die without wearing long pants?

12, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

13, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

14, absent-minded in class. I want to know which page the teacher went to, only to find that the pages of people around me are different.

15, came back from the night shift, stopped at the first floor, heard a child crying in the house, and his mother lied to him that there was a ghost outside. In the spirit of helping others, I screamed in horror, and as a result … both of them cried.

16, in order to pretend to be a local tyrant, I specially bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the canteen. Who knows, chopsticks will turn black when a dish comes down!

17, I don't want to marry you naked, I just want to marry you naked.

18, China is a multi-ethnic country composed of Mano, Fengjie, Moonlight, needy households, migrants, dwarfs, ants and hidden marriages. .

19, I must have killed a couple in my last life. They are called "exams" and "failures".

20. I am a thin man. I can count my ribs when I am sad!

2 1, I can't stand my girlfriend who eats vegetables anymore. She broke my little walnut bracelet and ate it. ...

22. If you like it, pursue it. Maybe he's waiting to refuse you.

Now some girls like to type "I" as "E", which seems to imply something. ...

24, the school is signing in for five days in a row, giving you a homework spree. Why are female ghosts all black and straight without curly hair?

25. I always thought that Wang Ba shampoo belongs to the Chinese medicine family, but now I know that it is actually a pesticide family.

26. A buddy's first love was forced by his girlfriend to take him to a room one day. Then his girlfriend said that his buddy had been injured for a month. She said: virgins are just different ...

27. I am blind only because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

28, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, the man was wearing long pants.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

30, the flowers of the motherland, I step on one.

Talk about the funniest qq space.

1, youth is like mahjong, you either shoot or touch it, and how many otaku rotten women count, just for? .

2. I hate not finding the space for navigation!

Holding a pair of scissors doesn't mean you are in a good mood.

4. If the heart has changed, how can it not be obvious?

5, not don't understand, just don't want to understand, don't want to understand, dare not understand.

6.remembewhaliftellyo remembers everything life tells you.

7. Don't look at me with a grain of salt. That's the sea when I lose my temper.

8. Time can dilute the pain, but I don't want to use time to cure everything.

9. The mosquito was beaten and died, but the blood is mine.

10, be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me.

1 1. I only trust two people in this world. One is me and the other is not you.

12, gender is not the boundary of love.

13. People who love you are absolutely active, while those who don't love you are absolutely passive.

14, once we had nothing to say, now we have nothing to say.

15 in fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.

16, naked marriage, not everyone can afford it.

17. The career belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, and the property belongs to the children? .

18, staying up late is to get bigger eyes the next day.

19, I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

20. The person you like doesn't like you. Even if people all over the world like you, you will be lonely. Remember, you need to give yourself a clear bottom line at all times.

2 1, who can give me two slaps to tell me that this world is actually so realistic?

22, holiday life, a set of pajamas, a pair of splints, all day.

23. If you think, if you have dreams, you can rely on your thoughts and dreams.

I like to use spaces instead of all punctuation marks.

25. Compare two fish who is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

26. Looking through QQ, I can't find anyone to talk to.

27. Parents bring up hard, and only by studying hard can they repay their kindness.

28. I just wanted to be a quiet child, but I became a cold woman in their mouth.

29. At the end of the road, it is still the road, as long as you are willing to go.

30. It's not that we are too crazy after 90s, but that this society has let us down.

3 1, a man who walks away is like spilled water. Even if you try your best to save it, it's just sewage.

32, we all want to live 120 years old. There is still one morning, leaving one morning to fight.

33. People who are moved by true feelings will be moody. Because they pay too much, they are bound to suffer.

34. There is a feeling that out of sight, out of mind.

35, see you next time, will you be so sad.

36. You said that we were together all our lives, and as a result, we were strangers together all our lives.

37. I have dual personality. I like crazy and quiet.

38. Maybe you are not looking for a signature, but looking for a mood.

It's good to be single, at least you don't have to worry about Valentine's Day.

40. Some stories don't have to be told to everyone. Some sadness, not everyone will understand.

4 1, experience some things and get to know some people.

42, boys, girls, poor scholars, endless. First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part. Nothing in life. ...

43. If your friend is gone, you can find him again. Brother is gone, we can do it again. When the heart is gone, people are useless.

44. if you can't think of it, don't. If you can't get it, you don't want it.

45. I've lost weight, and I'm sad to think of it. ...

If your man loves you enough, he won't let you have an abortion.

47, knowing that it is false, why use real …

As for what to do tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

49. Everything depends on yourself, and it is not reliable to rely on others.

Now I finally understand that I exist only to fill your emptiness.