Talking about the final exam

1. In class, the teacher asked the students why they always bowed their heads. The students replied: I sank again, and I suddenly remembered home.

Second, homework plus homework, how much homework, I write homework, everything is wasted.

Third, flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

4. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

I remember that bag of toys was what I expected most when I was a child. Are there any children's shoes that impress me?

Sixth, the exam, the focus is on participation.

7. The furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't be played in front of you, and there is no network when it can be played.

Eight, the teacher's magic weapon: exams, students' coup: copying.

Nine, nail polish has another advantage besides beauty. You can shave when you are bored.

Ten, after passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: language, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned.

Eleven, yeah! I didn't take duck eggs in the exam, but I took ducks.

Twelve, how many points the teacher gives me, how many years I wish the teacher to live.

Thirteen, after the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

Fourteen, books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the telecommunications that human beings enter.

One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: you are so stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you! Student:

Fifteen, I think that year, I wore a red scarf and a school uniform and walked into the Internet cafe smartly.

Sixteen, after the mid-term exam, fell to the bottom: language, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned; Physics, glorious sacrifice!

Seventeen, when I was a child, I played mobile phones in class. The team leader said stop playing. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.

Eighteen, I hope the teacher will have a stomachache and squat in the toilet when handing out the examination paper! ! ! ! !

Nineteen, the first part: the sound of reading in the wind and rain, I don't make any noise, the second part: family affairs, state affairs and world affairs, it's none of your business. Horizontal batch: while playing.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

2 1. Every time the teacher says, please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform. I really want to put myself on the podium.

Twenty-two, the teacher's greatest feature is: knowing perfectly well past asking, the teacher's greatest hobby is talking to himself, and the teacher's best skill is: spitting stars and flying around.

23. Why don't I have Superman every time I eat bubble gum?

Final exam slogan

1. Civilized, healthy, happy and honest welcome to the exam.

2, nine years of cold window grinding a sword, just waiting for him to win!

3. Don't take risks. Cheating is strictly prohibited.

4. Study hard and be serious.

5. Difficulties and hardships Yu Ruyu sprinted to test who I am.

6. Strive for excellent results with strength and show a good style of study with integrity.

7. I can't help myself, how to see the rainbow and reward my diligence, and struggle without regret.

8. Remember the exam discipline, don't lose big because of small.

9. One person is sincere and one person stands, and the world is sincere and prosperous.

10, I have Ling Yunzhi, and other mountains look short under the sky ... The sword front is honed, and the plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold.

1 1, easily meet the senior high school entrance examination and realize your ideal dream.

12, honesty is a flame, giving people hope and warmth; Honesty is a mirror, giving people a ruler and a mirror.

13. Only by grasping today's struggle can we win tomorrow's wonderful.

14, it takes ten years to grind a sword and come out today, no matter who the sword wind thinks.

15, advocating an honest and pure campus atmosphere.

16, the completeness of details is particularly true, and the purity in the soul is even more valuable.

17. Open your eyes and start the game. Open your eyes and learn to turn off the lights.

18, never let go of any omissions and never give up any hope.

19, calm analysis, calm examination.

20. Adhere to the integrity of the soul and improve the taste of life.

2 1, the dream is near, the road is not far, the heart, no regrets.

22. Where there is a will, there is a way. Burn one's bridges, and the end will be in Chu.

23. Observe the discipline in the examination room and maintain the dignity of knowledge.

24, ten years to sharpen a sword, beyond the heart, only hard work, can be invincible.

25. The essence of life begins with truth, and the dignity of personality begins with honesty.

26. Where there is a will, there is a way. !

27, a hundred days of accumulation, a hundred days of glory rushed through a hundred days, proudly grinding a sword for ten years, and testing the sword today.

28, rigorous scholarship, honest.

29, painstaking efforts, heaven rewards diligence, and the salary is endless, and the 3,000 Yue family can swallow Wu.

30. Our guiding ideology and goal is to overcome the senior high school entrance examination and meet the college entrance examination!

3 1, when our class teacher posted this on the wall to urge us to sharpen our swords, the fragrance of plum blossoms came from bitter cold.

32. Carry forward the fine style of study of seeking truth from facts and being brave in innovation, and strive to be high-quality innovative talents.

33. Walk hand in hand with integrity and wave goodbye to fraud.

34, the heavy responsibility is on the shoulder, work hard, meet again one day, and then smile.

35. Hard-working people do not pay for it. Three thousand Yue family can swallow Wu! !

36, decisive battle in June, let the youth prepare for this summer without regret, and win glory for the alma mater.

37, adhering to the school motto of seeking truth from facts, carry forward the fine style of study.

38. In the face of parting, remember this childhood, these good friends and these wonderful days.

39, respect for labor to return to parents, respect for knowledge to return to society.

40, civilized test style, integrity test.

4 1, integrity test, start with me.

42. Establish a good student image and put an end to cheating in exams.

43. Carefully examine and answer questions, and repay parents and society with excellent results.

44, invincible Helan broken, World War I senior high school entrance examination draw a big picture.

45, improve the quality of civilization, serious discipline.

46. Learn to carry the Tao and treat others sincerely.

47. I believe I will succeed.

48. Self-confidence is the cornerstone of your success, and composure is your flying wing.

49, serious discipline, establish a good style of study.

50. Sharpen your sword for several years. Try to sharpen your edge today! ! Amazing words, go all out.

5 1. Flowers become more fragrant because they refuse to be polluted, and their hearts become more noble because they stick to honesty.

Talk about QQ for the final exam

1, homework plus homework, how much homework, I write homework, everything is wasted.

2. The test number is required on the weekend test paper, and the QQ number is written as soon as there is a Russian trend.

If I menstruate again, I will have a winter vacation.

4. There will be an exam and nightmares.

Some people don't want others to live when they are dead, such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange.

6. Once you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, don't review. Be happy without reviewing. The happy day will pass.

7.yeah! I didn't take duck eggs in the exam, but I took ducks.

8. If you want to do well in the exam, students have two treasures: copying answers and reading answers, and the results must be amazing.

9. I have spilled it for half a year and returned to the college entrance examination overnight.

10, we write an article about winter vacation homework, and the teacher writes a reading!

1 1, hello, headmaster, do you hear me? I really don't want to take the exam.

12, nail polish has another advantage besides good-looking. You can shave when you are bored.

13, teachers, listen, you are surrounded, and the smart ones are about to shout out the answers to the mid-term exam.

14, the furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't be played in front of you, and there is no network when you can play.

15, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

16, the teacher asked the students why they always bowed their heads. The students replied: I sank again, and I suddenly remembered home.

17, stunned in class, crazy after class, stunned in exams.

18, how lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.

19, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.

20, 18 years old, met with generations and died; At the age of eighteen, it is better to die when you meet a high number.

2 1, the exam is far away.

22. The teacher said that we were photocopiers at school and printers at exams.

23, the teacher's magic weapon: exams, students' coup: copying.

24. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

25. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

26, before the exam, I really want to have a BBK lighter, holding a textbook, I won't order anywhere, and my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

27, the exam, the focus is on participation.

28. After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you take 40, you will take 20; If you pass two courses, you will get one; Take two courses and you will be exempted from the exam.

29. After passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: Chinese, the wind went away; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned.

30, the day after tomorrow, I am lazy.

3 1, I still remember when I was a child, I was most looking forward to the packaging of toys. Are there any impressive children's shoes?

32. the final exam, just one word: wipe!

Talking about the final exam and talking about the mood phrases of the exam.

1. The longest interval in the world is not the interval between life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

2. Some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange.

3. The difference between Guo and Gua lies in whether the result is O or A at present.

4. If you cheat, you will be killed. If you don't pass the exam, you will be disgraced. If you cheat, you will be killed.

Calculus is in the examination room 1406 today. Is this informing me that I will die? !

6.i don't want to! I don't want to fail!

7. It is against the criminal law to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that it is a crime of fraud to use others' ignorance to cause losses to others.

8. Hang Conan, it's hard to beat. If you have a poster of Kobe, don't hang conan, otherwise don't hang Kobe hang conan; You can also use Kobe's poster alone, because Kobe is not Hang Conan.

9. In order to strengthen the determination of senior three students, it is suggested that the majority of 20xx graduates go back to their alma mater to participate in model association, which is the foundation of senior three students. Please tell each other.

10. I don't keep it, I keep previewing it; I don't doubt that a miracle will happen. I want to light a dazzling red light for myself in the future! Either way, you'll die anyway. So what? I am strong at most, I am open!

1 1. I really want to have a BBK lighter and a textbook before the exam. I won't order anywhere, and my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

12. From Cauchy: from Taylor: from Wilstras: from Leibniz: from L'H?pital: from Newton: from Lagrange: from Rolle: Grandpa, I wish you a good result at the end of the year.

13. Mix sprinkled it for half a year and returned to the college entrance examination overnight.

14. College students study 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 2 weeks a year.

15. Hangdai, go to hell now!

16. At the age of eighteen, I met a line generation and died; At the age of eighteen, it is better to die when you meet a high number.

17. I don't want to fail, I want to; Instead of reviewing, I want to. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!

18. The longest interval in the world is not when others are reviewing, but when I was still doing the first question and others did the second.

19. Every time the teacher says, please put something related to the exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

20. In fact, tuition fees should be paid by collecting treasures. When the results come out, we will confirm the collection and look at the mentality. If we fail, we will ask for a refund.

2 1. There is a fill-in-the-blank question, a multiple-choice question, a calculation question, a use question, and a failing subject.

22. A month ago, I asked Buddha how to take the exam. Buddha gave me four words, resigned to my fate. Half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again. The Buddha gave me four words, and everything goes with fate. Tomorrow, I asked him again. After a long silence, the Buddha said that participation is the most important thing.

23. When I was in high school, I envied the big teacher being admitted. I'm in college, and I can miss the failed high school.

In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After studying for a year, I did well in all subjects. College exams are terrible. As long as you study hard for a week, you will get everything you can't do.

25. The whole semester is a waste of money. As the exam approaches, my heart breaks. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I memorized it. When I walked into the examination room, I was in tears. I didn't pass the exam, and I can't do anything.

26. There is an examination scope that requires the whole book to be tested, and there is an examination focus that requires me to focus on everything I have said. My heart sank when I heard the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears when I heard the second sentence. ...

27. Cheating in exams. Qi Xin works together to copy mainly, supplemented by Mongolia, and combined with Mongolia to copy, to ensure that it is qualified. If the management is found to be cunning, if there are informers, class will be violent!

28. Once you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, don't review. If you don't review, you will be happy, and a happy day will come.

29. Look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: doing more is beneficial. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

30. During the exam, I fell to the bottom: Chinese, Fengyun; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, let it go.

3 1. Never cheat in the exam, never get caught cheating, and never confess if caught.

32. After the exam, the teacher who studied well said: The exam is over. The gentleman who is not good at learning said, damn it! It's over.

33. Calcium in calcium: Today, this is a failed theme. The gold content is high. It is convenient to hang five subjects in one subject! Look at me, it's easy to fail five subjects in one breath! Since I failed in the exam, my waist has stopped hurting, my legs are not soft, and I can jump off a building.

34. Our head teacher took the paper and said, Hand out a stack of papers.

The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are studying, and I am studying.

Yes, I didn't get a duck egg in the exam, but I did get a duck.

It's not my fault that I failed in the exam. It was the teacher who gave me some questions I didn't know.

38. If you fail in the exam, it's your own business. If you fail here, you have your own place to go.

39. Before the exam, the children who studied well said that I had passed the exam! I said I would go! The exam is over! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had finished the exam! I said, damn it! It's over! .

40. I wish the teacher how many years to live, as many points as the teacher gives me.

4 1. I hope the teacher has a stomachache after handing out the test paper and goes to the toilet! ! ! ! !

42. All roads lead to Rome, and only one staircase leads to the examination room!

43. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

44. There are unexpected events in the sky and unexpected events in people. Good luck with the exam.

45. I didn't expect people to be worse than the sky. Originally, I wanted to take the second last exam, but the last one took a cold vacation at home and helped him. I humbly bow to all my classmates. Humility makes people progress.

46. My eyes are pounding recently. There must be a bra coming. Is there an exam?

47. Pay close attention to your vigilance before and after the exam. If you accidentally fart, you will faint on the ground.

48. Examinations are like getting sick. You were depressed before the exam, and you lost your memory during the exam. After the exam, your condition began to deteriorate. You will have a heart attack when you get the test paper back.

49. I didn't fail the exam in previous years! Do not fail!

50. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. After the exam, I am finished.

5 1. Very confused. Doing well in the exam is very helpless.

52. Don't look at me, and I won't. Why am I so unlucky to meet you, you idiot?

53. The exam is about taking part.

54. Who created the college entrance examination? I want to know how many points the director of education got in that year.

55. Examination is a great event, and it can achieve great things.

56. A teacher's magic weapon: examination, a teacher's coup: copying.

57. Cry after the Chinese exam, and cry early after the math exam.

It's a pity that I didn't win the first prize last time. Work harder this time and come back with the last one.

59. Review = fail, fail = fail, review+fail = fail+fail, extract the common factor formula (1+ no) Review =( 1+ no) fail, and divide by (1+ no) at the same time, review.

60. How many people want the final exam today, just like the end of the world ~

6 1. Love 4 65438+ 10/7, how can I feel at ease in the exam?

62. I don't want to study. I'm afraid of exams. This is me now.