Little couples live a cheap life with a taste ~

the life of young couples is cheap and tasteful ~

1. A: I made a mistake some time ago and forgot my wife's birthday.

B: did she say anything?

A: nothing!

B: that's all right.

A: well, I haven't said anything for a month.

2. Looking through the previous photos, my husband sighed with emotion: At that time, we were really poor and could not move!

the wife said: yes! Poor, cheap, and determined!

3. My wife said that she had a dream that she had sex with someone else. I asked: Did xxoo resist?

wife: I don't think so.

me: I can't believe you didn't resist, divorce!

What were you doing when your wife kicked you out of bed in the middle of the next night while you were sleeping soundly?

I'm resisting!

My daughter-in-law says she is losing weight. If she doesn't eat, she won't eat a bite.

then I buy it home. Don't tell me, women sometimes keep their word, but they just don't let me have a bite.

5. My wife came out of the shower and said to her husband, Honey, I feel my chest is big and small at the same time.

My husband laughed, saying, I feel smaller at the same time. Sentence of living

1. Home is actually a place where you and I live, even in a humble abode, even in a shack, even if you are struggling to count your fingers: Will the salary be paid next month? Then I imagined the delicious food in my tongue buds and imagined where to go to see the scenery.

2. Home is a warm harbor for wandering souls; Home is a big tree like an umbrella, shielding the cool summer sun; Home is the cool rain, brushing away the tired dust; Home is always concerned about, treasure the stub of happiness.

3. Home is everyone's expectation and dream, because home will record your experience of growing up step by step. It is the longing of the gods, the light of the sun, and it nurtures everyone who is kind.

4. In the Jianghu of love, no one is worth your tears, and the one who can make you cry certainly doesn't love you. The cruelty in love is that we may not love a person all our lives, but we forget a person all our lives.

5. The night is getting deeper and deeper, and my thoughts are still drifting endlessly. I vaguely seem to see the shadow of my home, which is stretched into a continuous line by my thoughts, touching my heart, making me dependent and making me love.

6. I didn't believe in love once, but now I do. The only thing in the world that is happier than being loved is to love; The only thing luckier than being loved is to find someone worthy of love in the vast sea of people.

7. Home is our eternal root. No matter how far we go, even the ends of the earth, we can't leave its heart and its care. Home has our most beautiful dreams and fairy tales. No matter how complicated it is outside, as long as we think of it, we will not be afraid!

8. Home is the warmest place. At home, you can do whatever you want, without restraint or fear, and be free. If anything goes wrong in society, you will find that home is your warmest harbor.

9. Home is like a root, and it will always be the home of leaves; Home is like a red cloth, always tied to the heart of the wanderer, and home is like a coat, which will not raise the temperature, but it will give people warmth that even the stove can't replace.

1. When you regard others as angels, you live in heaven. When you regard others as demons, you live in hell.

11. The flavor of hometown is hidden in that beautiful scenery. There are two trees in front of my house, one is a tall and straight pine tree and the other is a beautiful osmanthus tree. I will never forget the fragrance of osmanthus and the tenacious spirit of pine trees. I love my hometown.

12. Happiness means that I am hungry. Seeing someone holding a meat bun in his hand makes him happier than me. I'm cold. Seeing someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket makes him happier than me. I want to go to the toilet, just a pit, you squat there, you are happier than me.

13. You are the sweetest lover. What I want to hear is not how much you love me, but your commitment to always be by my side. The happiest thing for me is that you have been there. I think you are my sweetest lover, and I know you will never leave.

14. what is home? It is a warm harbor, a loess for cultivating trees, a soft fluorescence, a loving flower umbrella and the most beautiful cloud on the horizon.

15. Happiness is walking in a long white cotton dress in the evening when the lights are on, and an old song that I haven't seen for a long time just rings when I pass a video store. So I stopped to listen to the song, and many beautiful and distant memories gradually became clear in my mind.

16. In fact, my dream goal has not changed much all the time, that is, to do my present job well and do myself step by step. With courage and persistence, I have a clear conscience.

17. I agree that the strength is: I have suffered the misfortune of life, but I still look forward to happiness; Betrayed by others, but still brave enough to love; I have seen the ugliness of the world, but I still pay kindness.

18. The beauty of life comes from love. If love is in full bloom, beautiful scenery will come. In the world of mortals, as long as there is a place where love passes by, I believe there will be a beautiful scene and a wisp of fragrance.

19. Don't rush to let life give you all the answers. Sometimes, you have to be patient and so on. Even if you shout to the empty valley, you will have to wait a while before you hear a long reply. In other words, life will always give you the answer, but it won't tell you everything right away.

2. Home is so warm! There is no confusion of silk and bamboo, and there is no cumbersome form. You can tune the piano and read the golden classics. I am a humble room, but I am virtuous! Home is full of happiness!

21. Happiness is reading a good book alone under the lamp in the dead of night. I accidentally read a sentence that touched the thinnest nerve in my heart. I inadvertently looked up and found that the orange light softly covered the room.

22. Happiness is to see a blind musician playing the flute by the roadside. The melodious flute makes people linger, so they take out all the change on their bodies, and when they turn around and leave, their steps become light.

23. Happiness means that when I am happy, someone goes out to have a big meal with me. When I am sad, someone pats me on the shoulder and hands me a cup of warm coffee. When I am hesitant, someone lights up my direction like a lighthouse. When I am tired, I find someone waiting silently not far away.

24. Home is like a harbor where ships dock, like the land where trees tread, like the nest where birds rest, which is the shoulder to lean on at any time. It is like flowers and jade, fresh and elegant, warm and square. Even if it is "n power", it is still the same. Happiness is the home of the soul.

25. What is happiness? Happiness is smiling eyes with tears; It is a kind greeting in the ear; It is children playing on the beach; It is the old man who is in the twilight years who joins hands with the sunset; It is the whole family who gather around a table to enjoy family life on Mid-Autumn Festival night.

26. The meaning of home is well known, and everyone has the experience of home. However, it is not easy to write an article on such a seemingly simple topic, and efforts must be made in selecting materials. Generally, students write about their families only to show their family harmony, warmth and happiness.

27, life should learn to chase and wait, chase things that will disappear and wait for things that will change.

28. Someone! Remember, I'm waiting for you now, because I'm really in love with you. I don't want to be hurt again, just want to live happily!

29, how to do a good job of cost control without going through the motions is still a long and arduous task.

3. I really can't imagine how bleak, gloomy and desolate the whole world would be without love. If there is no love in the world, how can we smell the fragrance of roses and hear the singing of birds? Without the nectar of love, how can life thrive?

31. Life is actually like a movie. We are all our own directors. What kind of life we choose is up to us. Happiness is unhappy, happiness is unhappy, sadness or joy is up to us. So, from today on, live a free and easy life!

32. I am moved by this spirit of wild chrysanthemum, and I want to do everything I should do silently and practically and live an ordinary and practical life, no matter whether I am noticed or not.

33, homesick, homesick, no matter where I am; I miss home, I miss home, and I can't help crying. No matter how far we go, we can't get out of your heart! No matter how complicated it is outside, I am no longer afraid of thinking of you! Homesickness, homesickness, home is our eternal root!

34. Happiness has a voice. People always listen when they are awake. Only when you are sober-minded, you can still feel at ease to love the feelings, which is the happiness worthy of permanent collection.

35. Home is a place where tired birds can rest when the sun goes down, where poor fish can escape when the wind and rain are raging, and where overseas travelers dream day and night and have their mothers' gentle smiles.

36. I miss you in the long moon, in the dusk and in the autumn rain. The beautiful scenery is more touching. The beautiful scenery also sets off those desolate beauty.

37. As time flies and the wind and the moon flow, as long as there is love along the way, even if the rain and fog are all over the sky and the leaves are falling, there are still beautiful scenery in our eyes.

38. Whatever you love, set him free. If he comes back, he is yours. If he doesn't come back, he never belonged to you.

39. Think about those who are sick, those who are disabled, and those who are suffering from disasters and misfortunes. What reason do we have to complain about life?

4. Mengniu is not planned, but made of down-to-earth products, services and systems.

41. Looking at the picturesque scenery outside the window, I think that the distance between my heart and my home is shortening, and the long-lost feeling of wandering in my heart will arise again.

42. Wandering in a strange place, I always care about the mountains and rivers, the grass and the trees in my hometown, standing in the silent night sky and looking at my hometown for countless days and nights, recalling the beautiful pictures that have passed away.

43. Happiness means sitting in the classroom again after working for a long time, watching the white-haired professor on the podium preach and give lectures to dispel doubts, and bowing his head to take notes as if he had returned to a quiet afternoon in college.

44. Home is a warm word. The hijab covers the cold wind and rain outside. One horizontal curl is the expectation of the family, and the other two curls are the people outside looking at home. A vertical hook tightly ties the whole family together.

45. Happiness means being praised by the leader at work, taking a long breath after coming out of the director's office, and then making an exaggerated victory gesture.

46. Many things will always be understood after experience. Only after pain will we know how to protect ourselves. Only after stupidity will we know how to persist and give up at the right time. We will gradually know ourselves in gain and loss.

47. My father is an honest man. He works in a Sino-Japanese joint venture. He is a down-to-earth person and only wants to live a stable life.

48. We should learn to cherish every day of our lives. Because the beginning of every day will be the first day of the rest of our lives.

49. Meeting the right person in the right place is real happiness. Therefore, in every windy day, we will be filled with gratitude, thanking fate for meeting us, and thanking life for letting us meet at a helpless intersection.

5. People are happy when they are simple, and grow old when they are sophisticated. Keep a young heart, be a simple person and enjoy the sunshine and warmth. That's how life should be.

51. Happiness is being haunted by nightmares in the middle of the night. When you wake up in a sweat, you find that the pillow towel is wet, and the moonlight flows quietly through the window like water.

52. Happiness doesn't need to be pursued deliberately. When you least expect it, happiness will come to you quietly. But happiness also has a pair of wings, which will pass you by anytime and anywhere. Therefore, we should grasp happiness, even if it stays for one more second.

53, people live in the world, you can't fish in troubled waters, you have to live in a down-to-earth way.

54. The most valuable character in life is to live naturally, do things in a down-to-earth manner, work conscientiously, make friends honestly and honestly, and be open-minded at heart.

55. As this society becomes more and more fair, what you give will be rewarded. If you do well what you are good at, fame and wealth will come with your contribution to this society.

56. What is home? Home is a lamp, a roof and a soft bed. With lights, I am no longer afraid of the stars and the moon at night. With the eaves, we are no longer afraid of wind and rain. With a bed, tired and sleepy, you can have a sweet sleep and have a beautiful dream.

57. You always like to put things off until the next day. You can't always put them off like this. One day, you will have a lot of things to do, and the rest of your life will not be enough for you.

58. Let children feel that family is the happiest place in the world, which is a wise way for cultured adults in the past. This wonderful family feeling, in my opinion, is as precious as the most exquisite gifts that adults give to children.

59. Couples should live like a pair of chopsticks: First, no one can live without anyone; Second, everything can be tasted together.

6. At night, it's still so cold, dreaming, swaying, falling to the ground with frost and white, and then gradually disappearing in the haze. In the long wind, it seems that there is still a shallow smile floating.

61. Happiness is sitting cross-legged on the bed after dinner, knitting a light blue scarf stitch by stitch, thinking about him wearing it. It must be like a bear, so I couldn't help laughing.

62. Believe that some people will hate you because of your shortcomings, but others will like you because you are real and natural.

63. When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, let's do it. I would rather make mistakes than leave regrets.

64, life is a candle, whether to yourself or to others, you can devote yourself in a down-to-earth and earnest way. You can illuminate one side with strong light in the hazy night, or you can warm the whole world with great love in the cold wind.

65. You sleep for me in a down-to-earth manner. You are not allowed to touch anything in this room. If it is damaged, I will let you pay for it.

66. Home is a boat, and it has a dear in drifting; Home is a harbor, a warm harbor where life drifts and rests; Home is the shore, the starting point and the end point of our life voyage.

67. Happiness is waking up in the morning and seeing a ray of sunshine falling on the pillow. You don't have to get up in a hurry, hide under the covers and listen to your mother's busy work in the kitchen. In a short time, the smell of poached eggs filled the whole room.

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