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On Classical and Reasonable Philosophy

1. Without money, what do you take to take care of your family, support love, keep in touch with friendship and rely on your mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy.

When a girl bows her head and apologizes to you, you are really not a man at that moment.

3. Wash your clothes when you are in a bad mood, throw them into the washing machine, then turn on the switch and say with a straight face, you can go out!

Born ordinary, but infected with a disease that I don't want to make do with.

This often happens, because when you say goodbye, you forget to make an appointment to see you again, and from then on, you live far apart.

I'd rather come to Japan than not see you for a long time.

7. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is low and I catch a cold easily.

8. I won't pretend to be unsociable. I lack enthusiasm, I am lazy and withdrawn, and I have no charm to let others hold me back.

9. I can't learn to hurt people. I always try to be brave. Even if I am sad, I won't tell anyone.

10. You waved to me. On the contrary, you are practical and I am more stable than anyone else.

1 1. I didn't wait for you, but I just couldn't like others.

12. The cause of princess disease is nothing more than ugliness and poverty. What about the rich, the beautiful and the bad-tempered? That's a princess, not a disease.

13. Although I look forward to your heart and soul, I will never feel inferior!

14. I missed the age of loving you, only blaming you for not cherishing it.

15. We all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate, and we just wanted to have a good start at the end.

16. Obviously, we are speechless, but we still have to try our best to speak. This is what we like.

17. I miss my lovely, kind, gentle, beautiful, sexy and smart girlfriend. If I were you, I would choose to commit suicide.

18. The cruelest thing in the world is that you know I like you, but you don't know.

19. It never snows in the city where I live, but my memory is full of cold feelings.

20. Nothing in the world is worth a word.

2 1. I am never jealous, never paranoid, and never wait for you. I am tired. You can be nice to anyone you like.

22. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles and eight minutes for eggs, waiting for what you like.

Never mind who left you, and don't forget that you could have lived alone.

24. Every woman wants to find a man who is very manly, only to find that she has become a man.

25. Endless sadness can only be a joke, and endless past events can only drift away with the wind.

26. Let's say 10,000 sentences. Tears teach you to be a man, and regrets help you grow. Pain is the best teacher, and the detour that life should take is actually one meter.

27. I love you when I am drunk, but only those who listen don't believe me. The person who said this is actually very attentive.

28. In the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

29. Sometimes, loss is normal, and gain is just luck.

30. If you really want it, go for it, don't leave yourself a backward path, and don't give yourself a chance to regret it!

3 1. Finding a partner is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands she has. I'm afraid the original owner still has the key.

32. Many people are busy with their dreams at first, and then forget them.

33. It's a pity that if you have an appetite, you can't eat it. If you like it, you can chase it. My stomach has more courage than me.

Sometimes I feel sad not because of what I did, but because I found that I didn't do anything.

35. When the mirror is dirty, we don't mistakenly think that our face is dirty, so why do we feel bad about ourselves when others speak ill of us casually?

36. People who haven't seen each other for too long will slowly lose their thoughts.

37. We have cut short hair, left long hair, trusted villains, loved corrupt people, turned red eyes and saw through love. We have been gambling, we can cry, but we can't give up.

38. If it's not mine, I won't take it. Who are you? I want to smile at you.

39. Some people we call dear but don't really like them, while others we call fools but really love them.

40. Winning with a good hand is nothing to be proud of, but winning with a bad hand is awesome. God gave us a lower starting point than others, just to give you a chance to perform a personal show about the Jedi counterattack.

Reasonable philosophy, classic personality, talk about recommendation.

1, half bright and half dark, this is life.

Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

Knowledge is a kind of food, the more you eat, the hungrier you get.

For some people, shopping malls are battlefields, love fields are money fields, fate is casinos, and life is playgrounds.

The destination is constantly changing, and we must keep growing.

6. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime.

7. Sometimes it's sunny, sometimes it's cloudy. This is life.

8, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.

9. If she just turns her head and smiles, there are a hundred spells. You have to see what kind of person can laugh.

10, the yearning of sunflower, why doesn't the sun understand and cherish it.

1 1. Don't ruin your Millennium practice for a monk.

12, what is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

13, the biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh on close people.

14, love is a kind of poison, which has a tearful process, but it ends in Lacrimosa.

15, many people climbed to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder was on the wrong wall.

16, paying does not necessarily lead to results, and persistence may lead to more losses.

17, staying up late, because I don't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

18, where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven.

19. Although a happy smile is simple, a smile in trouble is not.

20. Fireworks will not be perfect before dark.

2 1, the reality of social hardship, the reality is a steamed bread for one dollar.

If you cry for missing the sunset, you will miss the stars.

23. It turns out that love does not look before believing, but before believing.

24. Fate, in the cycle of truth, breaks free from the shackles of rust. Perhaps the gravity of expectation is too great, and too many people can't get rid of the destiny takes a hand's path.

25. When there are too many times in life, it is this situation that ruins a love.

26. Some things take a long time to succeed, and it only takes a moment to destroy them.

27. The old days are also the hickey of life care and giving.

28, love is an excuse after the impulse, want to experience will be uncomfortable.

29. Quality is better than literature, and literature is better than history. Gentle, then a gentleman.

Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, and be nice to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

3 1, too much conviction becomes ridiculous, and too much persistence makes people feel stubborn.

32. No matter who you are and what you do, you can get seven or eight points, and the last two or three points are left to your imagination.

33. We are all actors. We should be serious when acting, but not too serious when watching.

34. Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good enough, it's not over yet.

35. It doesn't matter if it's simple at first, but if it's flat at the back, there will be problems.

What you can't get is the best, and the fruit you can't get is the sweetest.

Perhaps our youth always needs some love and hate, and it will really mature when everything can no longer fluctuate in our hearts.

38. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

39. God will give you a choice, but he won't give you a chance to choose again.

40. Happiness lies not in having more, but in calculating less.

4 1, a small part of the fatigue of life comes from survival and a small part from comparison.

42. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to transform themselves.

43. I am optimistic about life, so my life is very happy.

44. People are all the same. They have only done three things in their lives: deceiving others, deceiving themselves and being deceived.

45. Contradictions are always caused by trivial matters.

46. It is extremely irrational to talk about rationality when it is rational.

47. Where there are happy people in the world, there will be sad people.

48. If you can't stand the test of love, why do you take commitment so lightly?

49, life is so bitter and so tired, it depends on how we face it …

50. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.

A classic sentence with sense and philosophy

1. Marriage doesn't care who you look for, but what kind of wisdom you have.

2. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she doesn't have a chance for you to correct sick sentences.

3. The growth of every big tree must accept the sunshine and tolerate the wind and rain.

4. Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

Busy mothers often make lazy daughters.

6. Smart people are aggressive, good people haggle over every ounce, and proud people show their arrogant faces.

7. What makes you happy is that your marriage is uncertain, because life partner and soul partner will not be the same person.

8. The most wanted water: salary; The hardest work: life; The most beautiful flower: the rich flower.

9. Success without happiness is the biggest failure.

10, a woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but she really loves a man who makes her cry.

1 1. Suffering is the blessing of makeup.

12, the leading role and supporting role can be played, and both the stage and the stage are comfortable-in the face of life, you should practice flexible personality.

13, elegant person, only looking at the back; Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; Excellent people, it depends on you.

14, you miss that place, but you actually miss the people there.

15, there is no feeling that will go away.

16. Life is like a book. Fools browse it, and wise men read it carefully.

17, laziness, like rust, consumes the body more than labor.

Nothing is happier than having health, but people don't think so before they get sick.

19, online years are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless. Revolutionary health is the most important. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet.

20, the starting point is this life, the end point is the afterlife, get on the bus and obey the eternal rules!

2 1, happiness doesn't need a background, only leaves a smiling back; Happiness doesn't need status, just live comfortably and happily.

22, the loneliness of the tree, the wind knows; The concept of the left hand is clear to the right hand.

23. People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more windows, the brighter the house.

24. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

25. It is a great loss to hate others.

26. To know a person, you can know whether he is sincere just by seeing whether his starting point and destination are consistent.

27. Being brave enough to accept others' warnings can better adjust your own shortcomings. You should thank those who tell you your shortcomings.

28. Being able to keep a low profile is the real honor.

29, love is demanding, because demanding and short-lived; Friendship is tolerant because it lasts.

30. It is better to arm yourself than to please others; It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality; It is better to attack with your head held high than to listen to the wind and rain.

3 1, truly touching feelings are always unpretentious, it is silent, unassuming and deeply buried.

32. As long as the eyes don't lose their luster, the mind will never be barren.

33. The person who apologizes in words is sometimes because she is not prepared to apologize in action.

34. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.

35. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.

37. When you are depressed, don't bother strangers or find acquaintances.

38. Truth is the worst, and truth is the worst.

39. Men live by forgetting, while women live by remembering.

40. To be a good person depends on a kind heart; Being a good person depends on a fickle face.

4 1, the sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

42. A wise man creates more opportunities than he finds.

43. Everyone has a tiger in his heart, but a virtuous person keeps it firmly and releases it at the right time; A man without virtue is allowed to soar.

44. Body is "fixed assets", age is "accumulated depreciation", unrequited love is "bad debts", love is "intangible assets" and fate is "non-operating income".

45. Maturity is not necessarily related to age; Wisdom and IQ are not necessarily related; Happiness is not necessarily related to money.

46. People who don't believe in empty talk don't necessarily talk empty talk, and people who believe in truth don't necessarily stick to the truth-all because they can't control themselves. I often tell myself not to die in a tree, so I get lost in the forest. ...

47. Everyone thought it would always be far away, but in fact it might be too short to see.

48. The fatigue of life comes from survival and comparison.

49. If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you promised to do is not very innovative.

50. If an idea is a seed, it can grow in some soil, and it will die in some soil, so the person who sows the idea must study the soil first.

5 1. Marriage is "consolidated statement", spouse is "accounts payable", children are "other accounts payable", life is "going concern", quarreling is "bad debt reserve", fighting is "operating loss", divorce is "bankruptcy liquidation" and remarriage is "asset reorganization".

52. Go your own way and love soldiers in two ways.

53. Failure is the tuition of success, and success is the report card of failure.

54. Stupid birds have four choices: (1) Stupid birds fly first; (2). Stupid birds fly behind; (3). Stupid birds fly around; Stupid birds don't fly, so lay an egg and pin your hopes on the next generation!

55. When regrets take the place of dreams, one becomes old.

56. When you wake up every morning, the biggest asset in your wallet is 24 hours.

57. Sometimes it may not be easy to let go, because there are always some people or things that are more sticky than rice cakes.

58. No car is a depressing life, and having a car is a sulking life; Not having a good car is an enviable life, but having a good car is an alarming life.

59. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

60. Let go of your distractions and feel at ease.

6 1 and 2 1 The only constant truth in two centuries is that everything will change.

62. shine by yourself, don't wait for others to grind you to shine.

63. Difficulties make it difficult to stay at home; Get out, get out, get out.

64. The biggest vulgarity is putting on airs, the biggest kitsch is echoing others, and the biggest vulgarity is self-pity.

Marriage is not 1+ 1=2, but 0.5+0.5= 1. That is, everyone eliminates half of their own personality and shortcomings, and then makes do together.

66. Keep missing; Easily disappointing; Unconsciously, strangers.

67. When we learn to be tolerant, we choose an easy life path for ourselves.

68. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

I have a crystal heart, but others think it is glass.

70. Don't underestimate the advice of losers. She is an authority on what not to do.

7 1, time is still there, we are flying.

72. Life is like bumping into Hu: touch the right direction and be brilliant for a lifetime; Touch the right environment and be comfortable for a lifetime; When you meet the right luck, you will be lucky for a lifetime; Meet the right hobby and enrich your life; Touch the right lover and be happy for a lifetime!

73, some things, don't talk about it as a knot, talk about it as a scar.

74. People often can't see the things closest to them, such as eyelashes.

75. Smoke understands the world by burning itself; Wine soothes the world by diluting itself.

76, life is really tired, see how you taste; Find more happiness every day and ignore troubles; Just a few decades of cold and heat, why not face it with ease.

77. Office workers' mood barometer: thunderstorm on Monday, moderate rain on Tuesday, shower on Wednesday, cloudy on Thursday, cloudy on Friday, sunny on Saturday and cloudy on Sunday.

78. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches growing from the same root cannot depend on each other in the wind.

79. Life cannot be made, the weak accept the disobedience of the strong, and the capable ask the wise to make it.

Work like an ant and live like a butterfly.

8 1, teenagers want to run away from home, young people want to get married, adults want to leave home, and old people want to go home.

82. You are not RMB. How can anyone like you?

83. The synonym of commitment is bondage, but we all long for bondage.

84. People need to work to make money and work to kill time.

85. Life is like a buffet. If you lose and give, you have to take action to get it.

86. Personality is the measure of the soul and cannot be measured by power and money.

87. Don't look back even if you regret it after several years. You will find that the prince at that time has become a frog.

88. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold, cautious and thick-skinned. The minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.

89. When we are busy with life, life has left us. ...

90. Everyone in the world is an apple bitten by God ... Some people have great defects, because God especially likes her fragrance.

9 1. If criticism is not free, praise is meaningless.

92. Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters are born with low IQ, and man-made disasters are not acquired efforts.

93. It's a cold night, so I have no money when I go out.

94. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness! If you must forget, I hope it's trouble!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who tortures him.

96. For most people, art is just a decoration. It's good to dress up, but it's important to put on clothes.

97. Life is like singing, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

We can't waste time, we can only waste ourselves.

99. A successful person is because he sees the future development trend; The man who fails is because he only pays attention to the current trend.

100, sleep is for practical work, and work is for practical sleep.

The classic quotations of philosophy of life make sense. Tell me about daquan.

One, ten bosses who can't do much 1 bosses who don't have big dreams; 2 bosses without business plans; 3 bosses who don't pay attention to talents; (4) The boss who gropes completely by himself and never asks for the opinions of the master; ⑤ A boss who is conservative and not open-minded; 6. A boss who never relies on his own ability to learn; ⑦ A timid boss worries too much; 8 a boss who works too carefully; Pet-name ruby business never propaganda boss; Join a boss who is greedy for small profits and not honest.

Second, the classic quotations ① Money is like a dog, only wagging its tail at its owner; Happiness is like a pig. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. 3 time is on the horse, don't eat grass back; 4 dreams are like dragons, which are hard to see in reality; Loneliness is like a mouse, the more lively it is at night; 6. Difficulties are like snakes. We can't subdue them unless we find the key parts. 7 fate is like a monkey, you can't catch it jumping up and down; True love is like a turtle. When you need it, it will hide.

Third, there are five conditions for being a big tree and living like a tree: ① time, time accumulation is experience accumulation; Don't move, if you want to succeed, you must go through the wind and frost and experience the wind and rain without regret; 3 foundation, continuous learning, enrichment, good foundation, career can be evergreen; (4) Growing up, upward and upward, there will be more space; (5) Want sunshine, have a bright heart, and all setbacks are growth.

Fourth, subordinates with these characteristics can cultivate loyalty: high recognition of company culture; Strong sense of responsibility: people who are responsible for friends, family and work; 3 progress: have requirements for yourself; 4 old ox: hard work; 5 reliable: making things reassuring; ⑥ Strong plasticity: large room for improvement; 7. Rapid progress: strong learning ability; 8 Thanksgiving: Be kind to yourself and others.

Five, life eight don't 1 don't judge other people's looks, he doesn't rely on you to eat; Don't judge the virtue of others, you may not be better than him; Don't judge other people's families, it has nothing to do with you; 4 don't talk about people behind their backs, it's not good for you; Don't spend money indiscriminately, you may lose your job tomorrow; 6 don't be cocky, you may lose power tomorrow; 7 don't brag about love, you may be lovelorn tomorrow; Don't be without ambition.

Sixth, the six sources of positive energy in life 1 focus: resources are limited, and focus can play a better role; 2 transposition: transposition can resolve interpersonal contradictions and reduce costs; 3 Accommodation: Only by accepting others can we have friends, contacts and leverage; 4 environment: the environment affects people's living and development space, which can help people or destroy people, especially the circle; ⑤ Sharing: Pay first, and sharing means paying, that is, sowing; ⑥ Physical strength: Get twice the result with half the effort in good condition.

Seven, look at people's cheats 1 The quietest person in a group is often the most powerful; 2 timid boys can generally achieve great things; (3) before the war, he was considered a handsome talent; 4 A tearful man must have love; 5 people who love swearing are very scared inside; 6 people who don't smoke or drink are selfish; All landowners love people, it is difficult to have the happiness of love. When you say. Love words, and you are in a passive position.

Eight, learn to bow your head first, and then you can look up. 1 put patience first, not attack first; If you want to jump high, you have to take a step back first; 3 Appropriate compromise is the great wisdom of life; (4) With static braking, silence is better than sound; ⑤ If you put down your body, the road will get wider and wider; 6. Temporary concessions are for better choices; 7. Only if you can hold your breath can you achieve great things; Listen to more advice and don't go all the way to the dark.

Nine, classic quotations ① Good mood will have good scenery, good eyes will have good discoveries, good thinking will have good ideas; (2) Happiness gives people comfort, but it also gives people an early death; Work sharpens people, but it can last for a long time; Life is not a race, but a journey. Games care about the finish line, and travel cares about the scenery along the way; 4 people can be beautiful, but healthy; People can not be great, but be happy; People can be imperfect, but they should pursue it; ⑤ Lifting and putting down is called weightlifting; If you can't let go, it's called carrying a load; What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face; ⑦ Love addition, hate subtraction and gratitude multiplication. Opportunity is like a thief, it comes quietly and leaves with heavy losses.

10. Can you communicate? Communicate with the old man and don't forget his self-esteem; 2 communicate with men, don't forget his face; 3 communicate with women and don't forget her emotions; (4) communicate with superiors and don't forget his dignity; 5 communicate with young people, don't forget his directness; 6 communicate with your child and don't forget his innocence. An attitude of traveling all over the world is bound to hit a wall everywhere.

XI。 Inspirational quotations ① If you want to be praised by others, you must praise others first; The most powerful bodhisattvas are our hands and brains; (3) The continuous exertion of life function is fresh life; (4) When you hear a good word, be like a sponge in water. Hold it tightly; ⑤ Don't always ask others to give me anything, but think about what I can do for others; 6. Don't just see other people's external stains, but you can't see your own inner garbage.

Twelve, the direction of life is wrong, and stopping is progress. It is always difficult for people to correct their shortcomings, and it is always difficult for people to find their own mistakes. Sometimes, knowing that you are wrong, you can't stop, and you are wrong again; Grasp the correct direction and stick to the principle. There are many temptations in the world. There will never be a pie in the sky. Don't pay a painful price because you are greedy for temporary happiness. If you find something wrong, you must stop.

Thirteen, the cost of success ① The world is not in the hands of people who laugh at it, but in the hands of people who can stand ridicule and criticism and keep moving forward; ② Work needs cost, and time is also a kind of cost. Cherishing time means saving costs; ③ Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear; It is wise to invest in knowledge, and it is even more wise to invest in the knowledge in the network.

Fourteen, the way to make your mood better ① Take a walk: let nature purify your mind; 2 read it: warm words make you calm; 3 let nature take its course: it is not urgent, let nature take its course, and we will talk about it later; 4 have fun: think about happy things and look at jokes; ⑤ Singing: Recall the past and warm yourself; 6. Get out of the way: Life is like driving on a narrow road, let the sky open in one step.

Fifteen, inspirational quotations ① 10,000 beautiful futures are not worth a warm gift; Don't cling to memories, a broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go; (Talk about Daquan) 3 Maybe this is life, smile even when you are hurt; (4) the world can only go back, and there is nothing that can't pass; No matter how terrible the reality is, you must stubbornly believe that this is only a temporary darkness before dawn.

Sixteen, the reason why the ass is better than the face is the year-end assessment of the face and ass. As a result, the ass looks better than the face. Reason: ① The ass is sincere and won't laugh; (2) The ass bears the burden of humiliation and is often hit in the face; 3 hips are vivid and vivid, with a myriad of customs; 4 The buttocks are delicate and not easy to grow acne; (5) serious ass and informal smile; 6. The buttocks are solemn and the atmosphere is blessed; 7 butt low-key, always behind, hiding; In the end, it becomes frugal and does not need to spend money on maintenance.

Seventeen, workplace quotations people must think clearly about three questions, one is what you have, the other is what you want, and the third is what you can give up. For most people, it is easy to evaluate their present situation. I know exactly what I want; The hardest thing is that you don't know and dare not give up something, which can determine whether what you want can really be realized. No one can get everything without giving up.

Eighteen, what is giving up, what is laughing, and what is friendship; Willing to tolerate, you get the atmosphere; Willing to be honest and get friends; Give up face and get reality; Give up debauchery and get health; Give up your reputation and get a happy life; If you are willing to give, you will get a good name; Give up the world of mortals and get Buddha. If you are willing to be small, you may be big; If you are willing to get close, you may go far.

Nineteen, every failure is the foreshadowing of success, and every test has gains; Every time I cry, I wake up; Every suffering has the wealth of life; Every pain is a pillar of growth; Every blow is a strong backing; Living is bound to experience some setbacks, but we are still strong enough to overcome every setback. As long as we are alive, we will be grateful!