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Humor suitable for military training and friends circle (selected 59 sentences)

1, the iron will is tempered in the military camp.

2. How many African compatriots have been trained by military training.

As long as you work hard, you will be rewarded.

Soldiers are afraid of relaxation, while officers are afraid of concentration.

Military training is a day to lose weight.

6. The annual military training begins ... Happy!

7.LX: How many African compatriots have been trained?

We are still young and are not afraid of anything.

9. In this weather, going out 1 minute and sweating 1 hour.

10, soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers.

1 1. Obey orders and unite as one to win.

12, I hope the sunshine is no longer strong, because my brother is in military training.

13, a hero who died for his country on the battlefield.

14. Say goodbye to your parents and leave school, and never give up until you succeed.

15, military training made me understand what is the temptation to go home.

16, I miss the military training at that time, only then is the best.

17, what should I do to go to school? -I'm afraid of military training! ! !

18, the Excellence of soldiers can often make up for the mistakes of generals.

19, after the military training, the most painful thing is to comb my hair and take a bath!

20. I found that the more handsome the instructor, the better the girls stand.

2 1, kneel down and beg not to be exposed to the sun. It is windy, cloudy, rainy and low temperature during military training.

22. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

23. Military training is hell, but it is the kind of hell that you want to go after you go.

24. Military training is actually a process from Gao Fushuai to poverty.

In fact, the instructor is still very good, if he can keep his voice down.

26. Military training, after several days of tears, finally broke out at home.

27. I would rather be in the rain for military training than accept a gift from my father-in-law.

28. I found what I said valuable when I paid the phone bill.

29. I vowed to chop my hands when I went online again, and later I found out that I was Guanyin with a thousand hands.

30. Let the sun of military training come more fiercely and make military training hotter.

3 1,' boring white' is in turn' boring white'. Is it difficult for military training to get tanned and cool?

32. I finally know why I have to turn left and right in military training, because I will get sunburned evenly.

33. During military training, I envy a short classmate because a tall classmate helps them keep out the sun.

34, military training home is thin and dark, only my parents are distressed. And I am in pain and happy.

35. Raise your head 45 degrees just to keep your nose from stopping. Bow your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose, so no one can see it.

36. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

37. I finally understand why military training should be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson. . .

38. I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson.

39. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

40. Military training gives us the courage to overcome difficulties; Is military training, let us know how to unite and help each other; It was military training that opened our brilliant youth.

4 1. As long as we have a goal in mind and we are willing to work hard, we can get what we want. All the dreams of wine batches are just thinking in the end.

42. Although we met in a hurry and left in a hurry, we have eternity in our short life. I believe that today's feelings are the best memories of tomorrow.

43. When we are dressed in mighty military uniforms, with reverence and yearning for military life and great expectations for university life, we step into the stadium and start military training.

44. We are still eager for military training and look forward to the arrival of instructors again, so even if it is hard, we are willing! Instructor, have a nice trip, we must refuel!

45. Knowing that military training is a holy land can purify people's hearts; Knowing that military training is a hot land can make people excited; You should know that military training is a melting pot, a forging field and a big classroom. ......

46. Perseverance, every slogan resounds through the sky; Orders are forbidden, every movement is like arms and hands, and stones can be carved. Every time I settle down, I am forceful and my life is diligent. Every student remembers it.

47. Finally, I want to say that we all cried; We laughed. We are already tired; We suffered. We have paid; We got it. But everything, we have no complaints, we have no regrets.

48. All banquets must end. Today is the day when we are separated from you. Although we knew that you would leave eventually, we still grasped every minute with our mentor.

49. When you taught us the spirit of soldiers, you left silently. Continuous rain, like sad tears of parting, also deprives you of an excellent opportunity to show your military style!

50. Freshmen should persist in military training. No matter how hard and tired you are, you should persist, persist, never give up, never give up … because persistence will gradually bring you closer to your expected goal. Like you.

5 1, if life is a book, then military training life is the most beautiful chapter in this book; If life is a play, then the life of military training is the most wonderful scene in this play.

52. The exposure of the scorching sun will not crush our will; The downpour could not disperse our team; Sweat can't drown the faith in our hearts; All the exhaustion can't defeat the fighting spirit in our hearts.

53, meet by chance but miss, counting only a few days; Or miss the old days and spend the night in a foreign land. The residual curtain on the moon is mottled and the shadow falls on the small table. A few inches apart is hard to see, and the past endings are all of our own making.

54. We learned to stick to and obey orders. Military training is to cultivate our quality and sharpen our will. After military training, we benefited a lot; We are very proud of having passed the military training.

55. What a pity. I went to a desolate mountain and attended a summer camp for 20 days! There is no traffic yet! I tried my best to hide my mobile phone in the mountains, and I had military training a few days ago! Today, I took it out to watch the live broadcast of the big power fans meeting, no traffic, no love.

56. The short military training life has passed quickly, and the long life journey has just set sail. I will keep in mind your teachings, study hard and make progress every day. Thank you for your company these days. I wish you a different life in the future!

57. Although military training is bitter, it makes us know how to cherish the happy life now. Although military training is tiring, it allows us to experience the pleasure beyond the limit of physical strength; Although military training is strict, let us be stricter with ourselves.

58, instructor! We love you! You are our idol, our role model, and the spiritual force that inspires us to break the cocoon and become a butterfly! Please allow us to remember your style, because it will emit thousands of lights and let us grow wings to fly!

59. Parting, the drama that life continues to perform; There is sadness, just because care is full of it; Reluctantly, because of deep friendship, parting is the beginning of a new process, so I only wish you good luck and all the best in your new journey!