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What effect does studying accounting have on you?

Every profession will bring a deep brand to individuals, and we will also present the characteristics of this profession from time to time in our lives. So what impact will it have on us after learning accounting? See if everyone's answer is also the other side of you:

I will live more and more ~

@ Zhou Ming

If you want to buy a parking space, it is customary to look at which subject the parking space is written. Parking spaces have property rights, with a service life of 70 years and appropriate fixed assets. But our community is a parking space without property rights, and its service life is only 20 years. This can't be called fixed assets. Of course, it is still recorded under assets, but the subject is "long-term deferred expenses".

Then I divide the years, wipe and rent a car.

@ Boring people

After studying accounting, I think about compound interest every day. Today I spend less than one dollar, and tomorrow this dollar will start to generate income for me, so I am becoming more and more stingy.

Of course, people are different, and some will spend more when they learn accounting ~

@ Yang Simian

When it comes to bleeding and buying big items, it depreciates. Comfort yourself with depreciation. It's not expensive, it's not a loss at all. Buy buy buys!

@ Fu Xiao

After studying accounting, I have no money in my hand. I spent it all. It's okay to buy a car or a house. Because I have studied the present value of compound interest, inflation and financial leverage, it is not worth saving so much money. Why not turn it into a real thing because there is demand, buy a house for investment and buy insurance as a guarantee?

Not only will you spend, but you will also earn ~

Invite the bright moon

That is, if you plan to stock, you can not only take the technical route of K-chart, but also try to do some fundamental analysis. . . But it also requires some financial knowledge. ...

I also sat down from occupational diseases.

Invite the bright moon

Now I feel unhappy when I see a long string of numbers written on the official WeChat account without a thousand separators in the middle. For example, how clear and easy it is to write 1 million as 1 million! Why do you always write! ! Won't it hurt to see so many zeros and 1 piled there? !

Another number: 1 100 million, is it effortless? !

Care for accounting patients with occupational diseases, please take the initiative to use the thousandth separator! !

Learning accounting is also good for interpersonal communication ~

Fuck off, Duonang Jun.

My roommate's daily living expenses are already very tight, but I bought a lot of snacks at one time because of gluttony, and then I regretted it. At this time, I comforted: snacks are not all eaten in one day. From the perspective of accrual thinking, income and expenses need to be allocated to the current expenses, and the money spent on snacks needs to be allocated to the daily living expenses, so it seems that not much money is spent. Then roommates will not be so disappointed if they think about it ~

Can become a more reliable person!

@ Lin Sheng

Usually don't talk for a while, a little, something that can't be measured reliably. Generally, I would definitely say 5 minutes, 5 yuan, 10 yuan. For example, my friends are happy to ask me out, because I'm never late, so we can arrange the time by giving them a definite arrival time. For example, my mother asked me when xx would be repaired, and I would definitely tell him within three days, unlike my father always said.

Generally speaking, the biggest influence of accounting on a person is the change of thinking mode, which is rigorous, rational and logical. While enjoying the growth and convenience he has brought us, we should also be careful not to be bound by accounting thinking. In life, it is also interesting to let sensibility prevail occasionally.

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