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What kind of people are you most afraid of meeting on the field?

The wild stadium is definitely a place where crouching tiger and hidden dragon are hidden, and there are all kinds of people in it. Some people look like thighs, and some people don't want to play with him anymore. Among the following passers-by, what kind of person do you hate and don't want to meet?

1. Party B is fully equipped.

As long as you want the equipment, it will appear on this kind of person. It takes half an hour to wear casual clothes, big headphones and professional equipment, such as limited edition sneakers, foot pads, knee pads, wristbands, hair bands and so on. And this kind of person looks very professional, but in fact, the level of playing ball is quite good. Not only that, on the court, such people especially like to show off their equipment to others, for fear that others will not know that he is rich. In the face of such people, in addition to blowing them up, I just want to never meet again.

2. The brute force conflicts with the Party.

This kind of person has one characteristic: his basic skills are average, but he has brute force. When attacking, they like to swing their arms forward and constantly push the defenders with their shoulders and elbows. In defense, this kind of person likes to give the attacker a physical collision on his own initiative, rather than using reasonable techniques to defend. Both ends of the offense and defense keep fouling. Do you still have the desire to play with such people?

3. Commanders Party

This kind of person is characterized by his mouth. As long as such a person appears, he will never be quiet on the court. This kind of people generally have a certain reading ability in basketball, so they begin to constantly explain the game on the court, or command their teammates to attack or defend according to their own ideas. At the same time, such people also like to blame their teammates. Playing ball is a way to enjoy life. If there is still chaos around you at this time, what desire do you have to continue playing?

4. Body hair foul party

This kind of person is definitely terminally ill, or has watched too much in the NBA. As long as there is any contact with his body when attacking or defending, which affects their play, he will definitely yell foul. You should know that playing basketball itself is a sport that advocates physical collision, and it is a sport between men. If you only know about body hair fouls in the NBA, why don't you watch the ball at home or take it to the side? When you meet such people, your first thought is to knock them down.

5. If you have strength, you can't play well with the Party.

This kind of person has a certain basketball strength, but often disdains to play with other people, so he will simply pass the ball and shoot, and finally he will spit out the performance on the court in a very bullish tone. I just want to say, if you can't play well, what are you doing on the court? Try your best to respect the performance of your opponent, and people who don't respect others are even more annoying.

Step 6 get together for beginners

Many novices like to join the wild court team to play games, and there is no discrimination in this respect. After all, many skills are practiced in actual combat. But those who have just played basketball for a long time, whether offensive or defensive, are the weakest link in their own team, which will make their teammates quite uncomfortable. Instead of this, it is better to find a basket to practice skills before playing games, isn't it better?

7. grandpa at the stadium

The strongest presence on the field. Not only technology, experience, but also very strong strength. Not only that, you dare not touch them when they attack, for fear of hurting the old people. You dare not touch them when they are defending, or you are afraid of hurting the old people. Even if the grandfather is skilled, he really doesn't want to meet him on the field.

Besides these, what kind of people are you afraid of meeting on the field?

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As a veteran fan who has been concerned about NBA, basketball and stars for many years, I still have a lot of personal experience and deep feelings about this matter. Let me talk about it.

Background:

Whenever we want to play ball, to be sure, we don't always know a trio or foursome, so we will definitely add some teammates to the first team. People you know are ok, but those you don't know dare not add them at will. After all, there are many "golfers" who you might rather not play than join the first team, such as bullies, showmanship, hairy monsters, foul monsters, mouth guns, unguarded monsters, no ball monsters and so on. Next, I mainly talk about three kinds of teammates I hate most. I'd rather not play ball than form a team.

Scenario analysis:

1. Qiuba

This kind of person will not pass the ball when he reaches his hand, no matter whether his teammate is empty or not, whether his teammate is out of position or not, whether his teammate is a shooter or not, whether his teammate is in a reasonable position or not. Anyway, he has the ball, so don't try to pass it out. There is only a box in the eye, and it is no problem for people with good skills to score, but it is really annoying not to score, so that teammates can only stand and watch. What's the point? It's no different from being a spectator off the court, but it affects the mood, and such people usually don't like defense, just attack and don't defend, just like Marbury, the lone wolf in NBA, is Owen now. This kind of person doesn't like playing with him the most. He might as well go home.

2. Body hair monster

As an attacker, he has an offensive advantage, which is understandable and the rules are guaranteed. But defenders can't help but defend seriously. Anyway, we will seriously defend when we play. Without defense, there is no passion and no meaning. We like the defensive basketball spirit of the 1980s and 1990s. But it is inevitable that there will be physical contact when defending. As long as there is a little contact, you will shout a foul, and the big ones will admit it. Others don't move or he's targeting you. Anyway, as long as there is physical contact, it will be a foul, so you can't touch him. What can you do? Don't touch him when defending. Otherwise, there has always been a debate about whether there is a foul. It's boring, just like aunt swearing, very embarrassing. This kind of person has no template in the NBA because it is too wild.

2. Mouth gun monster

This kind of person just keeps talking, whether attacking or defending, whether talking to teammates or talking to opponents, always directing teammates to listen to his command, always satirizing opponents, saying that opponents can't shoot, saying that opponents shoot blindly. As soon as you shoot, he says you can't shoot. Anyway, it's annoying, just like Garnett in NBA.

Summary:

There are too many freaks who hate wild courts and would rather go home than play ball. These are just the three I hate most. Playing ball games is healthy and fun. If you meet a freak, change teammates or the stadium. If not, go home and watch the game!

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Last summer vacation, I went to the gym to play ball with some friends. Suddenly, several high school students with an average height of 1.85 meters came without the ball, and then said to join a team. There were few people at that time, so I added them. As a result, I was inferior to others and got off the bus several times, but the opposite team never got off. After six o'clock in the afternoon, my mother asked me to go home for dinner, so I asked them for the ball (the ball brought by the master), and then the high school student with my ball told me a classic national curse and threw it to me. Answer the Lord has always been timid and afraid to fight, so he didn't do it. I just think that if you don't have your own ball, it's hard for others to accept that you use other people's balls with such confidence and low quality. I really hate this poor basketball player.

Pig teammates and people who can't play basketball ...

Wild court is nothing more than showing off, exercising muscles and relaxing.

However, don't be too serious and don't be jealous.

Whether you pretend to play tactics, show off your life without a lower limit, become a tactician or a gold medal referee, be a guide on the court endlessly, or stick a nonsense plaster like Beverly defense, remember that everything must go for the ball.

What bothers me most is that I started to get emotional about the ball, and then I stopped aiming at it. I tried my best to find physical contact with you everywhere, just to knock you down, but I didn't know the importance and hurt people. Such people are the most irritating!

You said you were angry. If it's not worth it, have a wild game. There is no need to be angry, but don't mind. He never stops, insisting on fighting you to the end.

At this time, the wise man resolutely avoided its sharpness and found a reason not to fight!

If we are most afraid of people who are not accurate in breaking through and shooting, it is boring to fight. After all, the wild stadium is mainly lively, and the more you play, the less energetic you are.

What I hate most is that I talk too much and do too much, and it is easy to fight. There are still people who owe their mouths and hands.

Playing in the wild field is mainly a game, and it is best to be evenly matched. Once a group is too strong, it will greatly reduce its interest, so it needs to be balanced by adjusting the lineup of both sides.

I don't know the foul, I argue after the foul, and the argument is fruitless. I play behind my back.

1, dirty action. That kind of person will basically ignore the rules, elbow and push in order to get the ball;

2, self-righteous referee type. The teacher thinks that others are not standardized, and always says foul and pretends to be professional.

3. Don't wear a coat. Take off your shirt when you play ball. It smells like sweat. A good teacher will turn his back on you.