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Say Xiao San's personal signature (selected 14 sentences)

1、? I'm sorry to make you laugh.

2、? Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.

3、? Drunk! Forget everything! Only remember mistress!

4、? Love is easy, but marriage is not. Do it and cherish it.

5、? After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

6、? If you tell one lie, you have to make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

7、? As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

8、? Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

9、? Please be confident, you are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

10、? How can there be so much unforgettable love in modern times? There are no accidents and no terminal diseases. It is so dull that there is no big event to test feelings, and taking advantage of the third is the big event.

1 1、? Some people will be engraved in their memories forever, even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, but the feeling when they think of him will never change.

12、? Others can violate the cause and effect, others can harm us, beat us and slander us, but we can't hate others for it. Why? We must keep a complete nature and a pure heart.

13、? The best mistress in the world, I apologize to you now with a very heavy heart. When you first liked my husband, I didn't drive you in a carriage with my husband, keeping you waiting for so long and making your stomach so big.

14、? [cp] Loyalty cannot be eaten as a meal, and chastity cannot be spent as money. Nowadays, it is popular for bitches to set up archways, let them tell their children when they get cheap, treat themselves as gods, and gag until the same day, which is an example for young people today to struggle before going straight on the cheap road. No morality and no bottom line is the right way to go! These are subversive works of the three views, but they are becoming more and more real. Well, * * * is melodramatic.