Let's talk about the funny jokes about garbage sorting.

1, Xiaoli's little hamster died. She cried badly and muttered, "How did you die like this?" I haven't learned garbage sorting yet. What kind of garbage are you? "

2. My girlfriend kicked me out of the house: "Get out! You piece of garbage! " "You put the words clearly, what am I garbage? Is it dry garbage or wet garbage? "

3. In addition to garbage sorting, there are deeper "Six Questions of Soul": Key Master: Do you match it?

Fortune teller: What are you?

Aunt in the canteen: Do you want to cook?

Courier brother: What are you?

Aunt Shanghai Garbage Sorting: What kind of garbage are you?

The most literate driver is Didi Driver: Have you figured out your position?

4. When I was a child: "Mom, where did I come from?" "You picked it up from the trash can. When I grow up: "Mom, where did I come from?" "You picked it up from the wet trash can. "

5. After breaking up with love rat love rat, there was such a horrible remark: "You two look so good together. I didn't expect Yue Lao's garbage sorting to be really in place. "

6. It's so hard to be a man. I was better than my grades when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. When I started using computers, I was better than my time. I walk more than my steps. I feel at ease to be a garbage. I found that garbage should also be sorted. ...

7, calm sister said, mom, then I will give you a brain teaser, what kind of garbage is the child?

How can children be rubbish?

You adults always like to say that our children are picked up from the trash can, so of course we should be classified as recyclable.

What kind of rubbish is dad?

Wet garbage? Because it's all greasy?

No, you women often say that men are bad men, which is of course toxic and harmful waste.

8. A said to B, "B, help me design a slogan about garbage classification." B thought for a moment and said, "Garbage sorting starts with me!" " "(I am a garbage! )

9. Mom asked Xiaoming to buy batteries and then throw away the garbage. As a result, Xiao Ming accidentally threw the battery into the "other garbage". Hearing this, the mother smiled and said, "How can this be done?" Batteries should be thrown into hazardous waste.

10, dry and wet should be separated, what can be sold should be sold, and what is harmful should be put separately. Green kitchen, zay Qi, red danger, blue baby. Recyclable, throw blue, harmful waste throw red. Kitchen garbage is green, and other garbage is gray. There is a lot of garbage, which is harmful, and everyone praises it for its classified placement. Don't worry about kitchen garbage, harmful garbage. Don't throw it about. Littering is harmful, and cleaning is good for everyone.