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1. "Do you know the difference between Altman and me? He protects the world, and I protect you "

2." Take a tumble and guess a character. "

"Altman, because he is very slow."

3. "Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are beaten silently."

4. "You are the Altman who guards your own world. You are so huge that you will crush the people behind you, so you can't fall down no matter how tired you are."

5. "Dagu: What is the difference between monsters and animals?

New Town is different in size. Its sheer size is enough to make people afraid and cause social disorder.

Dagu: It's just because it's huge.

Lena: Just because it's not in the fence, people are afraid and hurt it.

—— The 3th episode of Diga Altman

6. Please go to the janitor's room of the school gate at 19: tomorrow afternoon to get the transformer "magic wand" and make people believe in the light as a Diga Altman. "

7." I'm mature now

because I don't watch Pleasant Goat

He can only protect qingqing grasslands

I like watching Altman now

He can protect the world "

8." I don't want to give it. I will scold you if there is no Altman, but if you sit on my lap wearing black silk and say that there is no Altman in the world, I will think you are right. Beth will do.

1. "Actually, it's very simple to ruin a boy, put your arms around his neck, sit on his lap and whisper in his ear that there is no Diga Altman in the world."

11. "Today is Diga Altman's birthday, just copy and forward this message to three groups. 5 yuan will be added to your wallet. I tried, it's fake, and sometimes I will be scolded. "

12." When I was a child, I spent more than 1 yuan to buy a magic wand, but I couldn't turn into a boss, saying that I didn't have enough light energy, so I went to stand in the sun all afternoon. Still can't change "

13." It's not too much to ask for a boyfriend.

The handsome one with a car is chess.

The rich one with a house is a bank.

The responsible one with a sense of justice is Altman.

The handsome one with a car, money and a house is Altman who plays chess in the bank. "

14 The English teacher was furious: Sai Wen! English teacher becomes light "

15." Light is a bond, and someone will inherit it and shine again "

16." When I was a child, I always had a question. Every time Altman was beaten badly by a monster, he would kill the monster with a laser. Until today, I was suddenly enlightened by a comment from a person. He said, "Do you fight the landlord and throw bombs directly?"

17. "Born as a man, I'm sorry that the monster I can't finish fighting is like her."

18. "No one is my Altman, so be a little monster that won't be knocked down."

19. "Darkness is not eternal, the only eternal thing in the world is love"

-Obo Altman < p It is because there is light in your heart that you can become Altman. "

22." You are Degas, because you are my light, and I want to be your light. "

23." It is not light and darkness, but light and shadow. Where light shines, there is a shadow, and where the shadow is formed, there is light. Each other is evidence of each other's existence "

24." Do you believe in Diga Altman? I believe that because there are many dark places in the world that need him to give light, we must use light to illuminate that heart "

25." Altman squatted in the corner and cried. When the little monster saw it, he said, "Don't cry, please hit me"

28. "The Pharaoh is still there.