Talk about touching comments.

1, buddy's psychological quality is very good, just like no psychological quality.

2. "My IQ is one of the best." "Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best of them."

3.are you crazy? "Why didn't you drown?"

4, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me! -the most whole person's space comment.

5. "Ah, you actually peeked at our master taking a bath," Liu Bei cursed Zhang Fei.

6, even if you want to cry again, you should say something from your uncle with a smile!

7. If you can't be a lover, be my Shen Jiayi.

8. What is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste!

9. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brothers and sisters, I'll take off his clothes!

10, Nu Wa shoots every day.

1 1, the teacher always says that poor students hold the class back. Teacher, is the class a pig, and is it divided into front legs and rear legs?

12, hooligans are not afraid, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

13. My little niece plays plants vs. zombies on the iPad, doing two things, collecting the sun and planting potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies. ...

14 I didn't know your nickname was so awesome until there was no room for comments.

15, don't underestimate a woman's curiosity, she can compare your spatial dynamics from today to the day you apply for QQ.

16, I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

17, thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won the prize.

18, the most complete space comment-since you have chosen, how can you regret it?

19, "Why do you want to get down on one knee when you propose? Kneel down. That's the grave. . . "

20. "Why didn't you answer the phone? ! ""You listen to me for a reason. " "You said," The bell is too good for me to answer. "