There are forty general sentences that satirize people who are heartless and only interested in profit.

Part 1 of sentences that satirize people who are heartless and only seek profit.

1. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange breed. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

2. When your mother gave birth to you, did you still look back the same way?

3. You are such a bitch, how dare you come out to meet people? If good people don't do it, they have to act like dogs.

4. The third party, your skirt fell off

5. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will generally not be inserted on you. Because that's an insult to beauty.

6. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some unscrupulous people, eat some dirty food, spend some unknown money, say some indifferent words, and start a seminar. A nondescript meeting.

7. Make a decision with a pat on your head, make a promise with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on your butt.

8. If fooling around is done well, it is called love; occupying, if done well, is called marriage; frigidity, if done well, is called strict chastity; impotence is called strict chastity. , if you hide it well, you can stay calm.

9. You look like a gentle person, but you don’t know how to speak human language.

10. Your appearance is very refreshing.

11. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

12. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a dollar, hold down "ctrl-c" and then "ctrl-v"....

13. Don’t say to me: "Actually you are very good" when we break up. Then you dump me?

14. African animals are on the grasslands; European and American animals are in zoos; Chinese animals are on the dining table.

15. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that after I die, no one will love you as much as I do.

16. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

17. I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.

18. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

19. There was no one selling elixirs in the world, but when there were more people with wishful thinking, some people started selling them.

20. Marriage is the tomb of love—if there is no house, you can’t even enter the tomb! Sentences that satirize people who have no conscience and are only interested in profit, Part 2

21. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster.

22. You are willing to be used as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.

23. The hair is gone and the dandruff is even better!

24. Don’t dare to yell at me for thinking that you are Popeye after eating some spinach.

25. The humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that even scientists dare not study.

26. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

27. Jealousy is jealousy. Be a human being and don’t be a dog. What’s the point of slandering someone behind your back?

28. I said you want plastic surgery, go to South Korea or Thailand; now you are completely disabled as a result of Thai ladyboy surgery!

29. You are so smart, you actually know that you are a human being.

30. Can you stand taller when you look at me? My neck will be sore if I always look down at you.

31. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can I use that face to swipe my card?

32. You can do whatever you want, but the word bitch is not even worthy of being used on you!

33. You are really just trying to shake a tree, how easy is it?

34. Children treat toys as companions, while adults treat companions as toys.

35. Don’t be afraid of being taken advantage of. If people take advantage of you, it shows that you are still valuable.

36. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

37. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

38. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?

39. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

40. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

Classic sentences that satirize people_Sentences that satirize people

Classic sentences that satirize people_Sentences that satirize people_

If a person has no shame, everything can be done

If a person has no shame , it is better to die early

If a person has no shame, it is difficult to be cured by the king's law

If a person has no shame, it cannot be cured; if a dog has no shame, he will be beaten to death with a stick

Conscience is well fed

The human heart is dissatisfied

The human heart is dissatisfied and its throat is deep

The human heart is dissatisfied, so long as it looks like Shu

The human heart is dissatisfied and a snake swallows it Xiang, the heart is high and wealth is far away, and the foolishness is beyond self-esteem

The heart of the human heart is like the belly of the cow

The heart of the heart is higher than the sky, and when you become the emperor, you want to be a god

People want Pretty, so cold that I squealed

People’s mouths have two layers of skin, but they are all rational anyway

People’s mouths are three-pointed (referring to the fact that some people speak extravagantly and cannot be trusted)

Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds

As lazy as a stupid cow, as cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)

The soft one bullies, the hard one is afraid

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The soft ones bully, the hard ones are afraid, kneel down when you see a tiger

Pee yourself and take a photo

Three generations of pigs who don’t study and close the house

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Three loads of cow dung, six dustpans (箮箕: dustpan)

Three points do not look like humans, seven points look like ghosts

Three sticks can’t hit one Fart

Three awls can’t bleed

Broom star (a metaphor for a prodigal)

Monks are not monks, vulgarity is not vulgar, men are not men, women are not women< /p>

Kill a chicken and ask a hundred times

Kill a cow and cook a soup pot (a metaphor for not doing your job properly)

Kill without blood/Kill without a knife

Sieve through the gong (Referring to telling sarcastic words)

The mules in Shandong imitate the braying of horses

The wild pigs imitate eating grains, and the monkeys imitate how to shoot cannons

Fanning the evil wind and lighting ghost fires

Fanning the fire of yin and yang

The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked

Less seen, more strange

The snake does not say that it is crooked, but that the road is not straight. Straight

Only hit the stick after the snake has passed.

Only take the stick after the snake has passed. Don't bolt the door until the thief has passed.

I forget to shrink my hand when I have more money behind me. I have no way to think about it. Turn back (referring to people's greed)

Riding on two horses and riding on two boats

The sound is loud but the raindrops are small

If you are bitten by lice, you will be injured. (Referring to making a fuss out of a molehill)

The lion has a big mouth (describing a person who is very greedy)

The ten fingers are not open (a metaphor for not being able to do things)

Want to squeeze out of the stone Oil, trying to make money in the Qingshui River (a metaphor for trying every possible means to squeeze wealth)

People in the world want money rather than life

Hindsight

It is a mule or a horse, pull it out for a walk To walk/to pull a mule or a horse out for a walk (generally occurs in a conversation, the speaker has already presupposed that the other party is not capable)

Stretching the hand too long

Guarding the camel Don't brag

A skinny camel still has a thousand pounds of meat

A nerd loses all his money in business

No ivory comes out of a rat's mouth

The forest is huge There are all kinds of birds

A two-headed snake, biting the water with both sides to get through the wet ground (a metaphor for profiting from something or being perfunctory)

Speaking better than singing It sounds nice

Talking about wind is like rain

Talking in half-hearted ways, doing half-hearted things

Talking without fear of laughing your teeth out

Si Place a willow tree in front of Bodhisattva Simen (Simen Bodhisattva: Kitchen God)

Burn incense in front of Bodhisattva Simen

Even if you are about to die, you still don’t know the smell of shit

Die until the tip of your eyebrows Go up, don’t know how to die

A dead cat scares a living mouse

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water

If you don’t understand four or six, it’s nonsense

If the four bodies are not diligent, the five grains will not be separated

Four

Well-developed limbs, simple mind

Instigating a widow to sell rice fields

Instigating a fool to fight a tiger

Instigating a fool to twist fire silk/Instigating a blind man to twist fire silk (square)

Walking on the carpet (referring to the bride getting off the sedan chair and slowly walking from the red carpet on the ground to the altar. It is a metaphor for walking very slowly)

Pacific police control Dekuan

Be greedy and buy an old cow

Be greedy and lose the sheep's head

Be greedy and bite off more than you can chew

Corrupt officials are indifferent The people are poor, but the King of Hell does not mind that the ghost is thin

If you are greedy for a bucket of rice, you will lose half a year's food / If you are greedy for another grain of millet, you will lose half a year's food

Greedy and dissatisfied

If a mantis blocks a cart with his arms, he doesn't know how to measure himself

If a mantis blocks a cart with his arms, he will not be able to save anything (ji: beneficial to things)

Lift a thousand catties and put down four ounces

Lift Four taels, put down a thousand pounds

Worry for the ancients

All crows are as black as crows in the world/Old birds in the world are as black (鸹: crow)

Crows are as black as crows in the world, which cat Children don't eat fishy food

Iron cock (a metaphor for stinginess)

Iron cock, never plucking a hair

Iron threshold, paper crotch (a metaphor for the serious family rules on the surface of a big family in the old days, but the reality of men and women Do anything that is offensive to morals)

Can’t hear oil and salt/Can’t eat oil and salt

If you hear the wind, it’s rain

I heard that chickens are easy to sell for money, so I kept eating them all night Grind the duck's beak to the tip (the way of profiteers)

Dial the tung oil lamp to light it up (sarcasm for those who are inactive)

The copper kettle does not leak or drip

Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat up a handful of rice/Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat up a handful of rice

Sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, the top is really bad

A handful of hair and beard

Long hair, short knowledge

Simple mind, well-developed limbs

Bald people look for flowers to wear, ugly people often make mischief

A rabbit's tail cannot grow

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Rabbit ears listen north and south (a metaphor for a person who does not know right from wrong)

Pushing someone to death to cross the line (a metaphor for refusing to take responsibility)

After pushing the mill, kill the donkey and eat it< /p>

It is difficult to make a fortune if you are lazy and contented

If you commit suicide by swallowing money, you will lose both your life and wealth

Take off your pants and shit and show it to others

< p> Poaching (a metaphor for using means to bring down a person or a group or to prevent things from going smoothly)

Poaching to mend a sore

Frogs say they are thick, snakes say they are long

Wearing the hat crookedly, pretending to be a good guy

Wearing the hat crookedly and arranging flowers (sarcastic about the ugly appearance after drunkenness)

Crooked pot kid, dressed in stove kid (referring to a casual person) Dependent on others)

A crooked monk chants sutras (a metaphor for deliberately distorting the original intention)

A crooked man blows a trumpet

Outside is a sheep, but at home he is as fierce as a wolf

Wrapped in sheepskin, hiding the heart of a wolf

Catching rabbits outside, missing deer in the house (meaning to focus on one thing and lose another)

Grandma Wang’s foot-binding cloth is long and smelly

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Wang Po sells melons and brags about herself

Forgetting how many bowls of rice she has eaten

Killing cattle for meat

With her tail raised to the sky

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Before you learn to crawl, you must first learn to walk

Wen cannot stabilize a country, but force cannot control a country

Wen cannot test characters, and force cannot beat rice (test characters: use the radicals of Chinese characters Split or merge, used to bring bad luck.

It is also called split. Beating rice: farming.

Refers to the incompetence of an official)

If you are not civilized, you will not be strong.

Mosquitoes cannot see blood, and cats cannot smell fishy food (a metaphor for greedy people who cannot withstand temptation)

Rebellious in the nest

The lying rabbit does not catch the running rabbit

The turtle eats barley and wastes food

The turtle and the bastard are all the same

The tortoise laughs and the turtle crawls

If you don’t have money, your talk smells bad, but if you have money, your fart smells (sarcasm of some people who flatter the rich)

People who have no ambitions often make up their minds

Laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps

Wash your feet with water in the footbath, one after another (a metaphor for a man marrying a woman, one after another)

Happy to be covered with chicken A cage, beautiful on the outside but dirty on the inside

A blind cat meets a dead mouse/A blind cat meets a dead mouse

A blind man boxing, the same old routine

A blind man lights a lamp in vain

A blind man’s eyes will open when he sees money

He writes a thousand words and digresses thousands of miles

If you don’t burn incense when you are free, you will rush to hold the Buddha’s feet in a hurry

Eating radish is salty and light. Worry

County magistrates, listen to money (describe officials who are corrupt and bend the law)

Want to eat mutton for fear of being embarrassed

It is difficult for the lady to leave the embroidery room

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A small cage cannot hold a big bird

A small temple cannot hold a big Bodhisattva

A small man cannot be successful if he succeeds

A small puddle cannot support him Living in a big dragon

A small witch sees a big witch

Heartbroken

The scholar rebellion failed for three years (referring to the intellectuals who were dissatisfied with the status quo and resisted, but Also weak and timid, wavering and unable to achieve great things)

Embroidered pillow (a metaphor for a person who only has an appearance but no real talent)

Embroidered pillow is a bag of straw

Looking for things to do (referring to people who are diligent or nosy)

Pressing the bed (referring to a woman who is incompetent or eating too much at night)

The duck is dead, but its mouth is still the same Hard/The duck is cooked, but the mouth is still hard

A pipe blowing fire, knowing nothing

A giant of speech, a dwarf of action

The king of hell treats a guest, a guest Those who pick up guests are all ghosts

There is no one in the eyes / there is no one in the eyeballs (sarcastic about people's arrogance)

The eyes are on the forehead / the eyes are on the top of the head (referring to Some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)

Eyes like mice, hearts like tigers

Raising a cat does not take away mice, but only eats chickens (take: catch)

The official control on Yaoling is wide (Yoling: name of village)

The pots on Yaoling are clustered together, and they appear every year [Yoling: name of village. Tuantuanwo: (square) round. Metaphor of no progress or improvement]

Want to eat sheep brains, regardless of the sheep's life

Be lazy for three years to support the pot (metaphor of laziness becoming a habit, doing nothing)

A pheasant cares about its head but not its tail

A belly full of grass (a metaphor for a person's words and deeds that are very messy, or a person who has many bad ideas)

A belly full of horse tripping tendons [horse Knunjin: (square) grass]

A belly full of bad water

Can’t bear a penny of loss (square)

A monk carries water to eat, two A monk carries water to eat, and three monks have water to eat

One cow's head faces east, and one horse faces west

Eat in one breath and become a fat man (a metaphor for people who are eager for success)

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Not pulling out a dime, a penny is like life, stretching out one's feet, everything is clean (not pulling out a dime: describes a person who is extremely stingy.

Stretching both legs: refers to death)

One year of soil, two years of foreign life, three years of not recognizing father and mother

One spade makes a well [(square) refers to eagerness for success] < /p>

A body with light bones, no weight.

Think about yourself first (referring to people’s selfishness)

Hit the south wall with one’s head (describe people’s selfishness) Stubborn and willful, not knowing how to adapt to changes)

Asking three questions and not knowing

A whole nest of monkeys all have the surname Sun

A leaf blinds the eye and cannot see Mount Tai (a metaphor for people's short-sightedness)

< p> One leaf covers your eyes and you cannot see Mount Tai; two beans plug your ears and you cannot hear the thunder

Use the heart of a villain to judge the belly of a gentleman

One set of yin and one set of yang

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The Yinli ghost pulls the vertical thread and has something to do after eating. Combing the threads of the thread)

Win the cat and lose the cow

Rolling eggs in the oil tank, each one is slipperier than the other (Zhejiang proverb)

Oil shoe leather (metaphor) Thick-skinned)

Having eight hundred and wishing for a thousand, becoming an emperor and wishing for gods

If you have breasts, you are a mother

If a mother is born, there is no master to teach/ Those who are raised by their mothers are taught by their mothers (sarcastic about the lack of education)

Those who have eyes cannot recognize Jingshan jade (Jing: refers to the ancient Chu state. Jingshan jade: Jade found by jade craftsmen in Jingshan. Over the years, it has been mistakenly (It is said that one has eyes but does not recognize gold and jade)

I also want to be a bitch, and I also want to erect a chastity memorial.

I also want the horse to run fast, and I also want the horse not to eat grass.

It is necessary to be good, it is clever, and it is necessary for the cow not to eat grass.

It is also necessary for the horse to be good, but it is also necessary for the horse not to eat grass.

And it is necessary. The hen lays eggs but doesn't give it rice

A lumpy head (describing a person's stubborn mind)

Yubo is still a king's skin (meaning only on the surface) even if he goes to four o'clock Making a fuss about it, there is no essential change)

When you meet a sheep, you are a hero, when you meet a hero, you are a sheep

Round hand (a metaphor for not knowing how to do anything)

< p> If you don’t know how to welcome guests at home, you will know your master only when you go out

At home you are like a bear, but outside you are like a dragon

At home you are like a tiger, but when you go out you are like a mouse

< p> In front of the sheep, you are a hero, in front of the hero, you are a sheep (Mongolian proverb)

If you had known this, why bother in the beginning

Occupy the latrine and not shit

My waist does not hurt when I stand and talk (referring to just talking but not doing, I don’t know where the difficulty lies)

A bad move in a long test (test: thinking; bad move: losing a move)

Follow the script and follow the instructions Painting a gourd

This mountain looks high to that mountain

This mountain looks high to that mountain, but when you reach that mountain there is no firewood

If you try to give him a kick, it will turn out to be Lost a cubit of sheep

Telling lies with your eyes open

Shake half of the bottle without shaking

Only the cabbage must be eaten [軻子: a certain vegetable Long stem. Chinese cabbage sprouts are called cabbage sprouts.

Metaphor can only stand up to praise but not criticism]

Only the tail of the cow is seen, but not the body of the cow

Only the trees are seen, but not the forest

As long as it is pretty, Jumping with cold

Only cares about clothes but not people

A tiger made of paper can see through

Referring to mountains to sell mills, borrowing water to sail boats (metaphor of lying and deception) )

Zhu Bajie beat him up

If you can’t catch the tiger, you’ll take it out on the cat

If you can’t catch the mouse, you’ll take it out on the cat

Zi is The wolf in the mountain becomes more aggressive when he succeeds

He pulls the stone out of his own hands

He falls down and complains about the high threshold

He digs his own pit and buries it himself

A prodigal daughter-in-law and a prodigal mother

She has a two-faced mouth, but her words are not high or low

She chants Buddhist scriptures in her mouth, but she is a thief in her hands

She chants Amitabha in her mouth , the heart is like a viper's nest

The mouth is filled with the soup of Yao, Shun and Yu, men steal and women are prostitutes

The mouth is tough and the bones are soft (describing a person who is tough on the lips, but actually very weak in the heart)

Sitting on shit and not knowing the smell of shit

Being an emperor and wanting to become an immortal

Being a monk hits the clock in the sky/Being a monk for one day hits the clock (a metaphor for occupying a position and not working hard)

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Only pick the soft spots to pinch melons

Scrape noses for dinner [(square) refers to being stingy and stingy]

Scrape other people’s oil and water to grow your own Fat

Hanging a sheep's head and selling dog meat

A strange-tempered horse that refuses to eat grass and chews on the fence

Playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong

Official Not too big, not too small

To fill the soul with soup (a metaphor for flattering others with sweet words)

Just thunder, no rain

Just listen to the sound of the stairs, but no one comes down< /p>

Just make a wish, don’t burn incense

Kneel down and feed Zhuchi for the sake of money (Zhuchi: sow.

Refers to some people who will do anything for money)

Burning bridges across the river

Crossing the river to pull the tail (when things are going on, do not pay attention to them, but pay special attention to them afterwards. However, It doesn’t have much meaning anymore)

There is also the fishy smell of hair loss (referring to a young and ignorant person)

Holding hot radish / holding hot taro (referring to unclear speech)

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Aggressive rooster

A good gambler is poor but has no complaints

A good piece of mutton fell into the dog's mouth

And the mud

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Seeing silver with black eyes (meaning that eyes open when seeing money)

Hating rats for eating food and setting fire to barns

Do not pick it up horizontally or take it vertically (a metaphor for people who are lazy) , do nothing)

The horizontal grass does not move, the vertical grass does not move (a metaphor for people being lazy)

The horizontal grass does not move, the vertical grass does not pick up

The monkey’s butt is red

The monkey’s butt can’t sit still

The monkey follows people

The monkey picked a bunch of ginger, which is very spicy when eaten. Throw it away but be reluctant to part with it

When a monkey sees a person, he laughs at him for being tailless (a Mongolian proverb)

The monkey looks at the moon, and the greedy cat looks at the goldfish

The monkey fishes for the moon in vain< /p>

The monkey picks the corn and throws it away (corn: corn)

The monkey pretends to be human

Roars like a tiger and runs away like a mouse

The vixen shows its tail

Mud that cannot stick to the wall (a metaphor for a person who is difficult to cultivate into a talent)

Confusing face and smart pillow (referring to being very considerate when sleeping, I forgot about it after washing my face)

The bastard of the moat

Granite head

A flowery rooster with a long tail, he married a wife and forgot his mother

Flower stand

It’s a waste of effort to carry water in a flower basket

If you can’t afford to take a bath, blame the grass hanging on your thigh

Painting a tiger cannot be an anti-dog/painting Dragons cannot be transformed into dogs

The yellow dog turns into a unicorn (meaning half a bucket of water sloshing around)

The yellow dog scolds the sky, and the more he scolds, the fresher it becomes

Yellow Washing marbles in a mud pond (a metaphor for dragging things out)

Eels learn to eat grass, mules learn to bray like horses

Locusts eat across borders (a metaphor for powerful people in the old days embezzling and squandering public funds , not sanctioned)

A living rat, afraid of a dead cat

A living person can be suffocated to death by urine/A living person can be suffocated to death by urine/A living person can be suffocated by urine

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Recite the Buddha's name again when disaster is imminent

The agency's calculations were too clever

The agencies' calculations were too clever, and they cost your life

Chicken Bu Pecking, dogs don’t chew

Chicken feathers serve as arrows

The hen-mother holds only a few eggs, working in vain

Stir-fry chicken and chicken feathers together (a metaphor for doing things without order)

A chicken has teeth and a dog has horns [(square) metaphor for something that cannot happen]

A chicken has its water chestnuts (a metaphor for talking too much)

Chicken-billed duck Claws, can be eaten and held

I am in a hurry to cram the Buddha's feet

I want to be a bitch and build an archway

I look like a tiger at home, but I look like a mouse outside

Can't carry it on the shoulders, can't lift it with the hands

When you see the wind, it's like rain. You like to talk nonsense and don't understand.

Standing on two boats, the wind blows on both sides

Blame the land for sore feet

I am cunning and confused for a while

I am so stubborn that even an ox cannot pull me

A toad in a well is good

Well water is sold as wine, and it is said that pigs have no lees (lees: wine lees)

The mirror only reflects others, not yourself

Jiu Niangniang’s Heavenly Book (describes that no one can Works that are incomprehensible)

The mediator of wine and sex

Cut down the tree to catch the starlings

Look down on the donkey and cannot afford the horse

Seeing the broom fall over without helping it [(square) ratio

Metaphor for people being lazy]

When you see a wolf, you round up the sheep

When you see the deer on the mountain, you throw away the cow you are riding on (Mongolian proverb)

Look Looking at what's in the bowl, looking at what's in the pot

Being generous to others is just like yourself

Starving to death by hoarding rice

Talking in vain< /p>

White Wolf with Empty Gloves

Confucius farts, his literary spirit reaches the sky

The Jiao L Master sells sutras in front of the door

It is difficult to move with his mouth

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Holding a lamp grass in one's mouth and speaking softly (skilfully)

There are boxes and buckets in the crotch (a metaphor for a person who does not ask for anything from others and is very arrogant)

The crotch A handful, a handful on the head [(square) refers to doing things without a plan]

Blame the latrine for being unable to poop

Raise the banner, make a tiger skin

Pulling horses and waiting for the road to work

Pulling scalpers to ride on horses (you have found the wrong service partner, knowing that you are not qualified, but the person involved insists on doing it recklessly)

Fanning in the twelfth lunar month makes you angry Too big

The toad yawned

The toad got on the steamer and was bloated

The toad wanted to eat swan meat

The lewd woman got up [(square) Metaphor of taking away everything]

A lazy mule excrements and urinates a lot

A lazy cow and a lazy horse excrements and urinates a lot

A lazy mother-in-law is so lazy Pick (a metaphor for lazy people trying to save trouble)

The mud cannot stick to the wall, and the chaff cannot be pounded out

The ambition of the wolf is obvious

The grain cannot be 炂, a stick of grass, a metaphor for failure to make a living.

The tiger twists the Buddhist beads, the jackal shouts for release

The tiger wants to eat the sky, the blind man lights the lamp

The old cucumber turns green The paint is so tender

The old cow eats the young grass

The old cow pulls the broken cart

The mouse cannot save overnight food

The mouse cannot enter the hole , and carrying a carrot

The mouse climbed on the hook of the scale and boasted (hanged) himself

The old duck wanted to sing, but his throat was not up to par

There was thunder and raindrops Xiao

Beating hammers and blowing fire, knowing nothing

Plowing fields and forgetting about morning cows (a Dai proverb)

In the blink of an eye, an old hen turns into a duck

Carrying one's mouth on one's shoulders

One's ears and eyes are pierced before getting on the sedan chair (describing the behavior of some people who are usually unprepared and have to cope with the situation in a hurry)

One has to hold one's back before death

A miser regards horse dung as gold (a Uyghur saying)

Liu Shiniang is in charge (a metaphor for spending money lavishly)

Six countries sell camels (A metaphor for reaching out everywhere to meddle in other people's business)

A small cage cannot contain a big bird

A big ax fell in front of Luban's door (dropped: fiddling with it)

Selecting melons from the basket, The more you choose, the worse it gets (describing a very picky person)

A mule imitates a horse in its braying

Donkey dung balls are in front of you

The embroidery on the sacks is too poor< /p>

The girl with pockmarked face likes to wear powder, and the girl with dysentery loves flowers

Even if a sparrow flies by, it has to pull out its hair

The sparrow boy is trying to bully the eagle

< p> A horse is not a horse, and a donkey is not a donkey

Horse dung eggs have a shiny surface

Horses are bad but the saddle is bad

Horse dung eggs have a shiny surface but a bag of chaff inside< /p>

You cannot buy vinegar with the money you spend on soy sauce (a metaphor for being inflexible and unable to adapt)

A full pot of water will not make a sound, but a half pot will make a tinkling sound

Full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, A mouth full of male thieves and female whores/A mouth full of male thieves and female prostitutes. A mouth full of male thieves and female whores.

A blind man’s eyes open when he sees money. Those who won’t eat/cats won’t eat fish when they see them

Cats give birth to cats, dogs give birth to dogs, rats give birth to cubs and burrow in the ground

Without the smell of domestic fish, wild cats will not be attracted

If you don’t have house thieves, you won’t attract wild ghosts.

To grab the eyebrows and beard (a metaphor for doing things without prioritizing things and doing whatever you want)

Looking at people through the cracks in the door and looking down on them

Knot in front of the door To raise a horse from a high position, it means being close or being close (a metaphor for people being snobbish and hating the poor and loving the rich)

A millstone cannot crush a single fart

A carpenter wearing a shackle made it himself

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Wooden eyes (sarcastic that a person cannot see clearly)

Short-sighted (a metaphor for the difficulty of self-awareness)

If you get a toad, give it the surname Toad [( Square) is a metaphor for taking whatever you get without analyzing it]

Picking up a horizontal needle but not knowing how to move a straight line (referring to not knowing how to do things)

Picking up chopsticks to eat meat and putting down chopsticks. Scolding the mother

Men are not men, women are not women

Nanjing buys horses, Beijing buys saddles (a metaphor for moving around, no definiteness)

My head is filled with pulp

His head was soaked in water

A loach cannot make big waves/A loach cannot make big waves

A loach meets an eel (a metaphor for both people being cunning)

You said that a rooster can lay eggs, and he said that he saw it with his own eyes; you said that a casserole can pound garlic, but he said that it cannot be smashed

Twist eight eggs into a hug (a metaphor for people who are conservative in doing things and have no independent opinions)

Beating the monk after reciting sutras

Holding eight eggs and hugging them (a metaphor for a person who is dumb and can only do what he has done before)

Would rather sit on a cushion , Don’t save people from hunger

An ox doesn’t know the corners of its horns, and a horse doesn’t know its face

The cow’s crotch is pulled into the horse’s crotch (a metaphor for a person who has no clue when speaking, and sentences here and there) < /p>

The cow’s head was stuck in the ginger tandoor, and it was impossible to get in or out (square)

The cowhide blew up to the sky

The belly of the cowhide lantern was bright

< p> The cowhide is thousands of layers thick, and the thin parts are worn alone

The cowhide is three feet thick, and only goes to the blisters (bubbles: loose.

Metaphor of choosing easy or easy things to do)

Cow dung daddy, beautiful on the outside but dirty on the inside (square)

Make a fool of yourself and talk empty words

Climb into the dung Piling up to be like a big dog

Climbing up a high branch and not being able to see people (a metaphor for people who have a higher status and higher vision and look down on people)

Afraid of stepping on ants (referring to walking) Very slow)

The running rabbit was not caught, and the lying rabbit also ran away

Liu Adou, who cannot be praised (Liu Adou: Liu Bei's son)

Peng Begging for food with a golden bowl (a metaphor for not applying and exploring one's intelligence, pity oneself, lamenting the misery of life, and having nothing to do all day long)

A leather dustpan that does not leak water (a metaphor for making a good deal or being stingy)

Having a burning temper

Having an unclean butt

Floating fish (referring to only doing superficial things or showing off but not doing real work)

I don’t usually burn incense. To cram one's feet when in a hurry

A broken car blocks the road

A broken jar is broken (a metaphor for people who have done bad things, refuse to correct them, and continue to do bad things)

After picking and choosing, I picked a lamp with a leaky bottom (square)

The time for riding is short and the time for polishing stirrups is long (referring to putting the cart before the horse)

Riding a donkey, mule and thinking about a horse

Riding a donkey to find a donkey, riding a horse to find a horse

The strength leaves behind dragging sand (a metaphor for people who are lazy and unwilling to do things or do not work hard)

As strong as an ox , as timid as a mouse

A thousand stinks, but flattery does not stink

I catch a sparrow in front, but lose a hen in the back

I am afraid of wolves in front, but I am afraid of behind. Tiger

Be afraid of wolves in front, be afraid of tigers in the back, be afraid of mice when sleeping in bed

Wall grass, fall with the wind/Wall grass, fall with the wind

Wall The reeds are top-heavy and the roots are shallow

A piece of grass on the wall will fall on both sides in the wind

Advise people to climb the tree, the stairs can be lifted

People don’t understand The law is like a blind man riding a blind horse

A man does not know his own sin, and an ox does not know its strength

An ugly man loves to wear flowers

Don’t blame the mirror for your ugliness

A year of lies told by others will cost you as much as a whole morning

People see benefits but not harm; fish see food but do not see the hook (refers to people coveting immediate benefits regardless of the consequences)

People are useful, but swords are dull

After a person is dead, his teeth and bones are hard (a metaphor for not admitting his mistake even though he knows he is wrong). Brief sharing of sarcastic sentences with pictures

A short piece of ironic sentences with pictures

1. I have seen a lot of ugly people, but looking like you is too much!

2. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will disappear, and thousands of people will disappear.

3. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

4. Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better and you will know that I am not as good as a beast.

5. Real good friends don’t have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but they don’t feel awkward even if they don’t talk.

6. Humic substances deposited for thousands of years are primitive species that even scientists dare not study.

7. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

8. Do you have any childhood shadow? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.

9. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war rope between angels and devils. In order to retaliate against them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all go aside.

10. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

11. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.

12. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

13. You want your mother to stuff you back and give you a new birth. You can only do this if your forehead is squeezed into a lump by the door. Your mother must have pinched you when you were born.

14. Many girls suffered from Han Hong’s disease, but they did not survive.

15. To be unfaithful, you must be unfilial to your relatives; you must be untrustworthy when making friends, and you must be unethical in treating your subordinates. Such people are the villains among villains! Short sarcastic sentences with pictures Part 2

16. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

17. Hi! Brother, how can you develop more horizontally than vertically?

18. You think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it!

19. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

20. Snoring loudly when going to bed and often wearing underwear inside out.

21. No matter what kind of sharp words I use, I can’t express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment.

22. You are really a worm that shakes the tree, how easy is it?

23. The third person, your skirt fell off

24. When your mother gave birth to you , do you still look back?

25. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

26. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land and RMB when you are dead.

27. Marriage is the tomb of love—if there is no house, you can’t even enter the tomb!

28. I have never seen you like this before, even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.

29. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

30. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?