What are some sentences without swear words that can make people angry?

Sentences for swearing without swearing:

1. Your dad should have held back in the first place. Why didn’t he shoot you against the wall?

2. I wish you will choke to death while eating tofu, be hit to death while walking, be beaten to death while alive, and no one will pity you even if you die.

3. You have only been able to count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven since you were a child, you forget eight.

4. I am surprised that a rare species like yours should be listed as a national first-level protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

5. Don’t think that I don’t know you look like a pig after plastic surgery.

6. You are so shameless, thank you for growing up.

7. The other party said, Notre Dame de Paris is in need of a bell ringer. You can go and answer. Why, you resigned from there.

8. Just because you look like a thief, I know why a beast like you can't spit out ivory from its mouth.