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Talk about the classics about love and money.

In real life, love and money are very contradictory. The following are some sentences about love and money that I collected. I hope you like them.

Talking about love and money.

1) When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

2) I am so hungry! I really want to rob a bank at once.

3) when there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

4) Be an idiot when you are happy and be a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

5) It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.

6) Real rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

7) No one in this society can look up to you if you have no money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

8) Yes, we are worlds apart, but I am not wicked because of lack of money.

9) Did you treat dichlorvos as cola, making your first drink of 80 cents 12 pound funny? Don't tell me about your social life. Sorry, I come from a valley.

10) Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

Classic sentences about love and money.

1) My father asked me what I wanted in life. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

2) Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past!

3) Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage, and can't be less domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.

4) What's the use of wearing thirty thousand pieces of clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

5) In the rich second generation, you didn't make money, and your father made money.

6) I'm dying. I have 30 cents left. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

7) At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.

8) I sprained my ankle when I went out to sit on the roadside. Someone threw five dollars at me!

9) Happiness is treading on thin ice, but pain goes hand in hand.

10) I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

A selection of classic sentences about love and money

1) We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dirt!

2) After being close for a long time, I still miss you. Tell me, what should I do?

3) All my moods and moods now are due to lack of money, money and money.

4) Love is the natural beauty of nudity, without money as decoration.

5) When we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

6) I only eat one yuan biscuit a day, and it's been like this for almost a month!

7) I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.

8) School is like a watch. You can go to school if you pay.

9) No one should want to be with a person who has no money to pay his debts, so let it all be buried in his heart, as long as it is not his own wishful thinking.

10) Money worship is because you are short of money, and jealousy is because you have no money.

1 1) Good friends don't need too many. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

12) I heard that you are getting married, and many people came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

13) all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partner.

14) once you have money in your hand, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

15) No money and no power. If I'm not nice to you, can you come with me?

16) If I'm too lazy to explain your scolding, as if nothing had happened, it can only show that you are really not a dime important in my heart.

17) girl I have no face, no figure, no money and no power, but girl I am domineering, and I have a style you don't have.

18) I saw my childhood crying, but I didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars.

19) I once naively thought that money can buy friendship and money can buy love. When I grew up, I discovered that I didn't have that much money.

20) I was born in the countryside, I have been a farmer, and I have no money at home. I seriously live for myself.

2 1) The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

22) Not all girls love money, so don't think me so vulgar.

23) A group of rich dogs can't walk without money.

24) A successful husband has more money to spend than his wife; A successful wife is looking for such a husband.

25) When we have money, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

26) I forgot who said that there are people in this world who really don't love money, but there is no one who doesn't love beauty. It is the face, not the feeling, that falls in love at first sight.

27) Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.

Can you come closer-it's not too far.

29) People say that nothing can be solved with money, but what happens in your world is only because of lack of money.