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Send a humorous speech before going to bed.

1. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later.

2. Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up again!

In order to find out the reason of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

6. I woke up when I didn't feel funny and wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

7. I'm sure there will always be, and the hills are inclined to meet. On the way, it was one wandering soul after another. Actually, it doesn't matter where you go. What matters is what kind of scenery you will see, who you will meet and what kind of mood you will forge.

8. I am just sleepy and want to sleep. You happen to be in bed.

9. I hate being woken up when I sleep. I want to sleep but I can't sleep. I can sleep but I can't sleep.

10, in your heart, there is endless potential, and one day when you look back, you will know that it is absolutely true.

1 1. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

12. Open Netease Cloud and close it regularly. Listen to music and fall asleep.

13, I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up on rainy days.

14, go to sleep! Don't expect others or be expected!

15, life will not be gentle to you forever, but if you are full of longing for the future, you will gradually learn to keep smiling in adversity. Good Night!

16, look at your handsome face in the mirror for a while.