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Does anyone have any jokes about steamed buns, steamed buns, dumplings...
Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun that was as fat as a steamed bun.
Courageous and courageous ---One day, steamed bun was walking on the road and saw a car crashing into the steamed bun. The man rushed to save the meatballs, and as a result, there was an extra food in the world---pizza.
Romantic chapter--the steamed buns fell in love with the sausages, and they vowed to never be separated, so there were more humans. A kind of food---hot dog
Innocent Chapter---One day, Mantou saw his brother fighting with meat balls and lettuce, so he went to try to make peace, but there was an extra food on the table---hamburger< /p>
Strength Chapter---Steamed Bun felt that his body was not strong enough, so he insisted on drinking milk, eating eggs, and exercising every day. After unremitting efforts, he finally made --- biscuits
< p>Growth Chapter---When Mantou was young, he was---Wangzai Little MantouLeisure Chapter---Mantou went to a public bathhouse to take a bath, and a goat also came to take a bath, so they became ---Mutton Steamed Bun
Horror Chapter---Mantou has the habit of sleepwalking. One morning, Mantou suddenly found that the meatball sleeping next to him was missing. He searched for it for a long time but could not find the meatball. When he was washing his face, , he accidentally discovered in the mirror that he had become a --- steamed bun
Endeavor chapter --- steamed bun went to study abroad, and when he came back, he became --- bread
Overestimating One's Ability---One day, Mantou was looking for a kitchen knife to challenge him, and he turned into a knife-shaped noodle....
The grudge between Baozi and Mantou
Baozi and steamed buns
The steamed buns and the noodles had a big fight, but the steamed buns were too meaty, so
they were beat up by the noodles,
so when they left, they said to the noodles Put down the next sentence: 'Don't leave if you're so brave, I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson'
Baozi went to make an appointment with fried dumplings, steamed buns, bread, etc., and was going to find some noodles to talk about.
< p>I met instant noodles on the road.Baozi and others surrounded the instant noodles and beat them severely.
After the instant noodles were beaten indiscriminately,
Asked Baozi why he hit him?
Baozi replied: Noodles, don’t think that I won’t recognize you if you perm your hair!
After the instant noodles were smashed
I felt very unhappy, so I went to find rice noodles, udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried noodles.
Baozi settles accounts
Unexpectedly, I met xiaolongbao on the road
Instant noodles finger looked at it carefully for a while and said: Brothers, come on!
Instant noodles are flat Even harder
After finishing flattening the steamed dumplings, the clan members walked away
Later, others asked about the instant noodles and said: You flattened the dumplings so hard just now and we didn’t know you hated him so much.
Instant Noodles said: I just wanted to have a little K.
I didn’t expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children’s clothes... the more I thought about it, the angrier he became.
By the way After finishing the instant noodles and sea dumplings, I became more and more angry.
Because I wanted to have a continuation of the stall, I went to look for xiaolongbaos with the noodles again.
I didn’t think twice. I met a cutter on the road,
Wow! Instant Noodles roared furiously and took the lead.
The beating made Zhongmian feel a little cruel.
Zhongmian pulled Instant Noodles away and asked it: " Why are you so angry?"
Instant Noodles said: "It's too much. Just pretend to be cute and part my hair in the middle..."
”
After Xiao Long Bao knew why he was beaten...
He felt very wronged...
So he told Cai about the situation. Buns, bean paste buns, fried buns, pickled cabbage buns...
'You stay here. Let's go find the guy with a perm'...
They went to find him very angry. Instant noodles to settle accounts...
On the way, I met rice noodles..
So I repaired rice noodles severely...
When leaving, he said, 'Man, my hair is permed. I should just stay at home..
Don't look at other people's cuteness.. That's why you are mentally unbalanced..**!!'
After being eaten by noodles last time, Baozi was in a very depressed mood.
So I found Xiaolong Bao, vegetable buns, fried buns, soup dumplings and other buns to eat hot pot together. To get rid of the bad luck,
As soon as I entered the door I saw the enoki mushrooms,
The Bao people beat the enoki mushrooms indiscriminately,
Leave a sentence saying: "Don't think I won't recognize you if you wear a hat! "
Speaking of the noodle clan and the bun clan, the two clans have deep grudges.
The two parties often fight each other if they don't like each other.
One day , a group of Noodle Clan people were wandering on the road, and they saw Barbecued Pork Bun alone.
The enemies were extremely jealous when they met, remembering the previous grievances between Instant Noodles and others,
Nothing was said. He said, and beat the barbecued pork bun fiercely.
The noodles shouted while beating...
"Hit me hard, don't let him vomit blood because of it." , just let him go!!"
The poor barbecued pork bun with a broken head and bloody wounds went to Baozi for help
In anger, Baozi, together with the red bean cake and mung bean cake, went to the front Go for a fight
The fighting is about to break out, and passers-by run away one after another
I only saw French fries walking leisurely on the road
A group of people didn't say a word, and criticized each other. Baozi beat up the French fries with punches and kicks
Baozi’s anger was not extinguished, so he added another two kicks and said: "You dare to wear it after beating someone
Jin Guang Shining shopping! I owe you Bian! Keep calling me. "
After being beaten, Fries felt that it was really unreasonable,
so he went to his good friend, Banana Tiao, to complain,
Banana Tiao Upon hearing this, I thought it was the noodle people who were dragging down the fries,
So I went to find the noodles, ramen and hollow noodles to find a place for the bun people,
Unexpectedly, I met them on the road. Meatballs,
These noodles guys beat the meatballs to the ground without knowing the right thing.
As they left, Banana said something.
“Next time if you don’t practice your invisibility well, don’t come out and be seen by me. With the translucent buns, you’ll be discovered in no time! ”
The ongoing street war between noodles and steamed buns
has caused many innocent passers-by to suffer
and even become part of the war
< p>On this dayThe two major groups of noodles and steamed buns fought again on the street
I saw an innocent passerby being beaten by both sides at the same time
It aroused the sympathy of many onlookers...
Passerby A: "What's going on? Why did the two parties join forces to beat a passerby?"
Passerby B: "Listen It is said that it is because that person’s position is not clear. "
Passerby A: "Is it that serious? "
Passerby B: "No way, who calls him a 'bread bun'?
”
It is said that the relationship between steamed buns and noodles is getting deeper and deeper
Whenever two groups of people take to the streets to seek revenge
Pedestrians must avoid them
< p>One day when the Noodle family was walking on the roadSpaghetti saw the steamed buns across the street
He shouted, "Don't leave if you have the guts!" "
He rushed across the street and smashed the steamed bun with his brothers.
The dying steamed bun said, "You...why did you hit me?"
Spaghetti replied fiercely, "Do you think I won't recognize you if you go for a face lift?" 4 buns!
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