Men's marriage, humor, funny jokes, funny inspirational sentences, talk about mood.

Collecting humorous jokes about men's marriage for fans, trying to show that I want to abuse the school; I treat you as the only one, please don't treat me as the only one; Mental patients are open-minded, and mentally retarded children are much happier. The following funny and inspirational sentences tell 40 kinds of moods. Do you like them?

1, women are shit. Brother is king.

2, this kind of life is the same for me, reading backwards. Dare to do it.

3. I finally know how great Tian Liang is.

4. Be a moody boy and attract a lady.

5, hooligans are not terrible, afraid of rogue culture.

6. Let go of others' jealousy and work hard on yourself.

7. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

If you mess with me again, I will throw up in your face.

9. People don't talk in secret. Come and see me sometime.

10, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

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1 1, one minute of anger loses sixty seconds of happiness.

12. Either you are dismembered or you are dismembered in half.

You're not me. You have no right to speak for me.

14 I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair grows to your waist.

15, someone dragged it out and fried green peppers with JJ slices.

16, I can't tell you what advantages you have. I just want to watch you take a shower.

17, I know it's fun, but I have to play with you.

18, missing after breaking up is not missing, but noisy average.

19, our goal: making money, making money thick.

You are so indifferent that my heart froze.

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2 1, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.

22. Whether it's hot or cold, get the fuck out of you.

It's nothing difficult, but there are some new people here.

24. Apologizing is not enough to make you forgive.

25. Love at first sight, come back from the dead, come back from the dead.

No matter how good the relationship is, don't violate anyone's taboo.

27. I just want to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall gorgeously.

28. A drunken beauty wakes up on her knees to kill.

29, more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

30. Stay away from me. I don't have a partner. I have a husband.

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3 1, don't ask for high marks and money, just ask for 60 years.

Don't always lie to me. It's not easy for me to be serious once.

33. A person is a dog. He can take as much as he can.

I just want to be around you, even if I don't talk.

35. Don't forget where time goes.

36. Don't wear clothes with your brother, he is crazy, too.

If I am not a strong woman, how can I protect myself?

Be proud, but give yourself face.

39. Narcissists tend not to get angry easily.

40. You let me know what hell is like.