How does a mother address her son humorously?

Humorous names used by mothers to address their sons are:

1, little ancestor: put children first, nickname.

2, small leather monkey: the son's name is more naughty.

3. Rabbit: the name of the son when he made a mistake.

4, little baby: I love the name of my son.

5. Small boss: the name given to his son when he has leadership ability.

Tell me about my son:

1, looking at each other day and night, I still can't get enough of it.

2. In the future, I will grow up with you and you will grow old with me.

3. Thank you, baby. Because of you, flowers are blooming and fruits are fragrant, and all hope comes with you!

I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, but they are not as lovely as you.

5, the woman is weak, the mother is just, short and fat like me, and can protect you.

6, for you, I failed myself, I love you, my armor and weakness.

7. Remember, son, when you cry, mom will wait for you here.