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Speak when you are in a bad mood: there is only one word difference between an oath and a lie.

First, we agreed to go to see the flowing water together, but in the end it became someone else's XXX.

Secondly, it's a pity that we finally met and quarreled with it.

Even if you are only a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

Go and meet the person you want to see. When the sun is shining and the breeze is calm. While you are young, while he is not old.

5. I don't mind being alone is more comfortable than loving you.

Perhaps isolation is the best way for me to protect myself. ...

The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

Eight, we said that we would be together forever, and now this sentence has become our biggest obstacle.

As long as you are alive, the ending is not the final ending.

Do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

1 1. It's not that I'm persistent, but that I can't let you go at all.

Twelve, I am not greedy, I only have a small wish, that is, I will always have you in my life #

Thirteen, people are suffering because they are too obsessed with those things that will eventually be lost #

14. When I am alone in an invisible life, I am the only one who is happy and uncomfortable.

Fifteen, there is one thing that will ruthlessly crush all your hopes. This thing is called reality.

Sixteen, vows and lies are just a word difference.

I will be afraid of the cruelty of reality, but I choose to trust you unconditionally.

Eighteen, if destined to be a passer-by, why at the beginning.

Nineteen, the future husband, don't be so good to your current girlfriend, it's useless!

Twenty, unfair. Children fool their parents into cheating, and parents fool their children into education.

2 1. My world is only black.

I don't attract bees to attract butterflies. How can I be worthy of your unprecedented carefree virtue?

Twenty-three, even if I have only the last bit of meager strength, I will crawl around to you.

Twenty-four, there is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

After you are lonely and bored, don't remember my existence.

You know you need to let go, but you can't let go because you are still waiting for the impossible to happen. This feeling is really hard.

Summer vacation and I were childhood friends, and school and time separated us. This is a sad story.

The deepest loneliness is that you know your own desires, but you have to play dumb.

No one will wait for you after you leave.

I'm afraid that one day someone I care about will leave me for no reason.

Those classic lyrics that were destroyed by a word difference.

Fourth: great ideals. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the government was corrupt. At that time, China experienced war and the people lived in poverty. At this time, Liu Bei wanted to revive the Eastern Han Dynasty and let the people live a better life. Hearing Liu Bei's ideal, his brothers were deeply moved and all voted for Liu Bei. At that time, Zhuge Liang also asked Liu Bei what his ideal was. Liu Bei said that he hoped to restore the Han Dynasty and usher in peace. Zhuge Liang thinks that Liu Bei is a "civilian" monarch who is dedicated to the country and the people and willing to give everything for the people. It is worthwhile to dedicate your talents to such people!

1. When I was a child, I was very noisy and willful. My grandmother is always poking me (singing to coax me). -Stephanie's Dark Sky

Everyone will be beheaded (see through) -Terry Lin's "Single Love Song"

3. You hurt word (me) and passed excel (laughs). -Na Ying "Laugh it off"

I thought I would get rich (revenge), but I didn't. -Winnie sheen's "Understanding"

We sat beside a high pile of bones (grains) and listened to our mother's stories about the past. -Tiny "Listening to Mom's Past Stories"

Another witness recalled: "He was writing a long poem Lenin, and his suitcase was full of Lenin's works and books about Lenin. On the beach, in the restaurant, he walked and took out a pamphlet with black paint everywhere. His lips moved slightly and he wrote a poem that flooded his mind. "

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you. -Zhongguancun Edition "The Most Romantic Thing"

7. There is a lot of rain, and the autumn trousers are deep (hometown). -Jay Chou's "Fireworks Easy to Cold"

8. The sky is blue, it's raining, and I'm staring at you. -blue and white porcelain in Jay Chou.

But the other day, when Chen Xunqi was interviewed, she showed a tolerant attitude, pointing out that things had passed, and Cecilia might have been troubled by family problems at that time, so I lost my temper because of too many films. I also know that I will always thank Chen Lan for her help, and I will never complain to Cecilia again. It's over. But he also said: I hope she can reflect on her attitude and get out of the trough quickly.

9. Grandpa (Goose) heard my song, and that guy (Xiaohe) kissed my face. -Cheng Lin's Journey to Heaven

10. It's nice not to eat a piece of sesame cake (you know Macau, not my real name). -"Song of Macao"

Being deceived or framed by Wu Yong, passively colluding with Liangshan or becoming an anti-thief for no reason, don't sigh with one voice after joining the job: OK, that's it.

1 1. I ate (learned) and slept soundly. -Ningxia in Fish Leong.

12. If the sea can, take away my ugliness (sadness). -Tom Zhang's The Sea.

13. Paomo in the sun is colored. It's like getting fat (cheated), I'm fat (happy). -G.E.M.'s "Bubble"

14. Give me two more onions (two minutes) and let me fry my memories into cakes (ice). -The longest movie in Jay Chou.

Besides ants, scientists also found flies controlled by zombie fungi. Further research by scientists found that this fungus is not a single species they thought at first, but has multiple populations, and different populations in different regions also correspond to different organisms, and its transmission modes are also many.

The difference between confession and farewell in philosophical sentences

1. Let's stay together if we like. Keep your distance if you don't like it. I'd rather be lonely than ambiguous.

2. If love is a scam, I am at best an undercover.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

I will try my best anyway, even if I can't prove that I can, I must prove that I can't! At least, I don't regret looking back

I don't like it for no reason, I just want to be seen by you.

6. Your relationship is too easy to give up, and it will be deleted in the blink of an eye.

I will tell you for sure that he will choose me because I am more beautiful than you.

8. Don't want to stir up new hatred. I just hope there is no war.

9. It's his regret that the person you like doesn't have a chance to meet you.

10. Emotionally, we are not good actors. I can't hide my passion, and you can't act like it.

1 1. Take back all your heat and cold. I don't want to like you anymore.

12. Why start when you know the ending? Why are you still alive when you know you are going to die?

13. Everyone is acting, but some people are too involved.

14. No news is good news. No news is good news.

15. Although we are poor, we must also have the heart of a rich man, and manage money, plan, invest and communicate like the rich. One day we will become rich, too.

16. Life is like riding a bike. In order to keep balance, you must keep moving forward.

17. You must have no fixed place in your last life, so you will live so miserable in this life.

18. I am used to pretending to be happy, pretending to be sad, pretending to care, pretending to be indifferent, and I am used to facing everything alone.

19. When my sister loves you, it doesn't matter if others treat you like a ghost. What if you are a fucking god when I don't love you?

20. Money leaves people, but it is just a piece of waste paper; People leave money, a loser.

2 1. You still alienate me because I'm not the one you love.

22. Confession and farewell, a word difference, a shy, a bitter.

23. Man will stand on a mad dog and fight it.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

25. Living beautifully is the loudest slap in the face for those who look down on themselves.

26. The difference between like and love: like is a heat in my heart, and love is a pain in my heart.

27. Some love, in the input field, will never be sent; Some words, on the tip of your tongue, will never be said; Some people, in their minds, will never be erased; Some wounds, in my heart, will never heal.

28. About the past, about you, come to an end. About the future, about me, so stay tuned.

29. Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.

30. How much I could have died for, but now I miss who I died for.

3 1. You can't even handle your own weight, but you have to handle other people's hearts.

32. In fact, a capable man is to spoil his woman until other men can't stand it.

Make fun of the person I love in the future, and I will teach you how to be a man in minutes.

What I need most is that you need me.

35. Mom is the one who sewed a button that fell off your clothes and sewed all the other buttons tightly.

36. Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained.

Years have taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery, salary, public transportation, getting off work and menstruation.

Don't complain, try to get used to it. People who create opportunities are brave.

39. Don't be sad, don't cry, don't envy, don't be jealous, happiness is more important than anything else.

40. Feelings are not just your feelings and my wishes. Why do you have to be attached to each other when you love to break up?

Mood phrases: confession and farewell, one word difference, one shy, one bitter.

1, the boundless place blooms on the swing on the hill, leaving the end of the season.

2. Cover

3, confession and farewell, a word difference, a shy, a bitter.

4. The furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but a familiar person who gradually becomes strange.

Even freedom is the torture of my bondage. You just want to escape.

6. Looking at your back from afar, I love you from afar

7. The most romantic thing I can think of is that after a long time, our hair turned white and we smiled at each other.

8. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better be my wife.

9. How lovely the world would be if my test scores could go up like house prices.

10, some people pretend to be nice to you, but what about reality?

1 1, I think the saddest thing is that one of your friends loves taking selfies, but your friend can't use Mito Xiu Xiu.

12, gorgeous turn, just to put the tears that are about to fall …

13 Perhaps, isolation is the best way for me to protect myself. ...

14, if I love you in a different way, I'd better change my position and see what it looks like.

15, the most unsuccessful audience is that people casually say that you are serious.