A collection of more in-depth humorous jokes (2)

Popular articles with profound humor

1. Boy: Oops, stop crowding. The foam is coming out! Girl: Oh, don't worry, squeeze a little longer! Boy: No! No! Girl: Don't scream! Boy: Let me go! Girl: Yes, yes, here you go. Why don't you just use a correction fluid!

2. A mosquito comes into town and is very hungry. Seeing a young lady's breasts towering up, she dived in and bit her hard. As a result, my mouth was full of silica gel, so I looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh, food safety is such a problem! Where can I find safe breast milk?"

3. One day, my wife bought a box of TT, which was colorful. She took out a black one and said to her husband: Let’s try it? My husband firmly refused. The wife asked why? The husband replied: "Don't you usually say that wearing black makes you look slimmer?" My wife was in a mess...

4. I went out to eat ramen today, and my buddy and I sat across from each other. He faced the road. A girl passed by. My buddy said, "Look. This girl is really good. She has such a figure and those little hooves." I said, "How pretty?" My buddy said, "She looks like she jumped out of a fast broadcast." I said, "...... ..”

5. Yesterday was Women’s Day, and I gave the girls in the hard drive a day off.

6. A woman wrote on QQ: Men are as unreliable as dogs on QQ farms. A poisonous person replied: You are like the land at QQ Farm. Anyone who comes can loosen the soil and remove weeds.

7. I asked a random question in class one day: How did you get here? Little A: I am little B born by my mother in the hospital: I am little C born by my mother in the garbage: I squirted out during my mother's GC. . . . . . . .

8. When I was a child, I never understood the difference between the first year old and the false year old. Just now my roommate said: "One year old is the time when the mother comes out of the body, and the imaginary age is the time when the father comes out of the body..." I suddenly understood with guilt on my face. . .

9. lz works in the emergency department of the hospital. In the evening, we admitted a patient who suddenly fainted on the subway. When I got to the hospital, I asked him if he knew what happened to him. He replied, body odor makes you dizzy?

10. When you wake up early in the morning and find that your crush has become your servant, what will you do!!! My answer is definitely: "I will do it"

11. These days, it’s hard for couples to sell cucumbers if they have too many

12. A: Do you know why some babies look like their dad and some look like their mom? B: I don’t know, I’ve been thinking about it for a long time. A: Tell you secretly, don’t tell others. B: Yes. A: My mother told me. When sowing seeds, who works harder will the baby look like?

13. One day at noon, a man and a woman were going to eat. Woman: What shall we eat? Man: Let’s eat chicken? Woman: Okay. Another day, woman: What should we eat? Man: Let’s eat chicken? Woman: ...

14. LZ was walking with a girl he just met, and when they came to the door of a hotel, I Said: "Let's go in to eat?" The girl said, "Let's do it another day!" Is she hinting at something...

15. In the car, my husband asked, "Let's go in and eat." Very beautiful, what brand? My wife said, I don’t know the brand, but the woman in the car charges 500 a time. My husband asked why? The answer was: Zhejiang B5001C?

16. My roommate has always insisted on being single and vowed not to find a girlfriend at school. Not long ago, he fell down while riding a bicycle and fractured his right wrist. This guy suddenly started to go crazy. I'm chatting with girls everywhere, what's the connection?

17. The company holds a rope skipping competition. The winner who jumps the most in five minutes will receive a bonus of one thousand yuan.

The girl who won the prize was very excited. After receiving the bonus, she immediately changed her QQ signature: I made a thousand yuan in five minutes! It’s so flattering! Later, a friend replied: That man is so fast!

18. 1 A reporter interviewed a man: "If you saw a beautiful woman, what would you want to do?" Man: "Yes!"

19. When the weather is hot, take your little cousin out to play. If you see that he is too hot, prepare yourself. I went to buy him a hat. I wandered around the store for a while but couldn’t find it, so I asked the cashier where there was a small hat. He asked me what kind of small hat, and I said it was the small hat my little brother wore! She said I was stunned. I turned left in front of me and went to the Durex section? I bought a watch last year!

20. It was hot. After we were chatting at the bar, I said a girl had small breasts and she said to me ( lz male): "No matter how small my sister is, she is still bigger than you." I said: "Some part of your body is definitely not bigger than mine." Everyone burst into laughter. When the gc arrived, a god received the message: "No matter how big that part of your body is, She can also pretend."

Simple pieces of humorous jokes with more depth

1. I am a junior high school teacher, and I was seen wearing a hat that day by a student. "Teacher, your hat is too ugly. Take it off quickly." I replied: "Then you study hard and buy a beautiful one for the teacher in the future?" This kid was definitely a weirdo. He immediately replied without thinking: "Wait until I make money." I’ll take you to South Korea to make a suitable face?”

2. Female: “Put it on!” Male: “It’s better if you don’t wear it!” Female: “It’s safer if you wear it!” Man: "Believe in my skills." Woman: "I won't let you ride if you don't wear it!" Man: "You look like a man if you don't wear it!" Woman: "Are you bothered? Will you die if you wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle?"

3. Yesterday, my sister and I went shopping. She was choosing vegetables while I was playing on my mobile phone. Suddenly I heard the elder sister next to me asking the boss: "Has your cow been inspected?" The boss said, "Of course." Then the elder sister bought two kilograms and asked: "How was your cow inspected?" The boss: "I see. "It's a cow, so I'll kill it."

4. A woman was heartbroken. She returned home, holding on to the dressing table, shaking her head and yelling to vent her emotions! A middle-aged couple downstairs. While we were eating, suddenly the paint on the ceiling fell off with a loud scream. The wife said: Look at other people, young people are different! The husband said: If it can be like an earthquake, it must be because of taking medicine! The wife said: Then wait. I'll go up and ask them which brand they eat, and let's try it too!

5. My sister always doesn't go to work, and the whole family complains. One day at dinner, my mother said, don’t blame your daughter anymore, she is very busy and wears many hats. Dad said why didn’t I know? Mom said that today when I was helping my sister clean up her room, she found that there were police uniforms, nurse uniforms, navy uniforms and many other uniforms in the closet.

6. I want to participate in the school team gymnastics competition with my girlfriend. She blushes and says this kind of thing in public, right? Um, why is this? Doesn’t she like it?

7. A group of friends were chatting, and the topic came up with circumcision. One friend said that the circumcision was too ugly, and his wife said, "Who said that, so so-and-so's circumcision looks pretty good-looking?" She suddenly lit up. ..

8. People say that a good girlfriend can save 20G of space on a man’s computer. In fact, a good boyfriend can help a woman save 200 Nanfu batteries~~~

9. At the entrance of the company elevator, I saw a beautiful woman talking on the phone. The beauty cried and cursed: You liar, you don’t love me at all! After a pause, the beauty shouted heartbreakingly: You are a bitch! You are with me just to let me give You test the code!

10. "Hubby, I have a stomachache." "Good boy, the hospital is here." "Hubby~" "I'm here." "Do you think this baby is a boy or a girl?" Both men and women are good, I like them both. ""Well, that's great." After saying that, he closed his eyes with satisfaction. At this time, I only heard the nurse yelling, "You two grown men are not done yet! He was operated for acute appendicitis, not a caesarean section!!!"

11. The sisters were bored during class, so they started giving Name future children. . . The discussion was lively when a BH girl said quietly, "From now on, if my child is a daughter, she will be called Yourong, and my son will be called Wuyu.

"We understood in an instant, and the whole world became quiet...

12. A friend of mine was stung by a wasp one day and his penis was swollen as big as a beer bottle. He immediately went to the hospital for treatment. His wife looked at the injury and immediately went to the doctor anxiously and said, doctor, can you just give my husband pain relief and not reduce the swelling?

13. One day I went shopping with my girlfriend and met a man. , my girlfriend said something about my brother, and then we exchanged pleasantries. A few days later, I met him again, and when I was about to say hello, he said to me, brother...

14. In class, the teacher said that over the years, he has seen many girls lose weight, but not many of them have succeeded! Here I will teach you some of my experience: "Shut up and open your legs?"

15. Among the four tips for preventing gynecological diseases hung on the wall of the hospital, the second one is: Cut your nails frequently!

16. My colleagues told me that the day before yesterday they went out to catch people engaged in illegal sexual activities. Unexpectedly, an old man in his 70s was caught, and his son, who was working out of town, was informed to come to the bureau to pick up someone. When his son arrived, he held his colleague's hand tightly and said, "I accepted the fine, I'm so happy." Being able to do this kind of thing at my father's age means that my father is in good health and I don't have to worry about working in other places." Go on...this child is really filial!

17. My wife is a very clingy little loli. We have been together for more than a year, and we have fun every night. You know! I have been a bit uninterested these days, so my wife is acting coquettishly with me, saying, "Husband, I belong to you." What? I said, you are my Youlemei. She immediately lay down on the bed and said: Why don’t you put the tube in...

18. A single woman just moved. After returning home, there was a power outage at night. She lit a candle and heard a knock on the door. When she opened the door, she saw the little girl next door. The little girl asked, "Auntie, do you have any candles at home?" the single woman thought to herself. : I just borrowed something when I moved here, and I don’t know what will happen next, so she replied coldly: “No. "The little girl quickly asked: "Is there a whip? Where are the handcuffs?"

19. A group of people went to KTV, and everyone was making a fuss about trying to match up a certain man and a certain woman, talking about buddies. Finally, another buddy said: "He also has the most fatal advantage, that is, he is still a virgin!" The woman finally couldn't stand it any longer.

20. "We met on the street corner 7 years later, and the man met. : "How have you been these past years?" Woman: "Fortunately, I'm married." Man: "Oh, is he good to you?" Woman: "Very good." Man: "Is this child yours? How old is he?" Woman: "Oh, yes, he is 5 years old." Man: "I still have tasks to do, so I'll leave first." Woman: "Goodbye". ?Child: "Mom, why do you say I am 5 years old? I am 7 years old this year." "