Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Just trying to steal peaches.

Just trying to steal peaches.

The mountains are evergreen all the year round and loosely lean against them.

There are ancient caves in the mountains, and there are immortals in the caves.

Water curtain cave in front of Yunmeng Mountain,

There is a guru named Wang Chan.

The bodhi old zu of Wang Chan accepted his apprentice,

Received Sun Bin and Pang Juan.

Sun Bin, Pang Juan, sworn in,

A man loyal to a traitor.

And Pang Juan, rat-eyed, eagle-cheeked and treacherous.

He was driven down the hill by Wang Chan's anger.

Learn from pride and Sun Bin,

See Taoyuan every day.

I saw many peaches yesterday.

Look at the peaches today.

Who stole the peaches?

Master knows it's not funny.

Sun Bin caught the peach thief,

I must have cramped, skinned and gouged out my eyes!

Not to mention Sun Bin's hatred,

Let's talk about Jinshan when we come back.

There is a Ma Lian Cave in front of the Jinshan Mountain.

There is a grass fairy living in the cave of Ma Lian.

Cao Xian's name is Monkey King.

The wife's name is Ma Guilan.

There's one man and one woman left,

Daughter, grey ape.

Saihua went out of the hole to collect medicine,

I walked for a few days and never returned.

Mcquillan got sick in the cave,

I want to eat Chinese food in Xiantao.

Call your son if you talk,

Call the white ape, my son. Listen to me.

If you have a filial piety today,

Steal peaches to Yunmeng Mountain.

Hearing this, the white ape fell to the ground.

Call your mother and listen to your son,

No one saw stealing peaches yesterday,

I'm afraid someone will watch it today.

After that, I went out of the hole.

Once it's gone, I'm afraid it's hard to return it

As the saying goes, Daxian often walks in the cloud ring.

The fairy walks, and the wind rotates.

Made a five-door three-paragraph method,

Hanging in the air with a fairy wind at your feet.

Suddenly, there was a storm,

Wind and rain are connected, that is thunder.

The wind and rain are not over.

Fell on the ground, fell on the fruit tree,

I stole the heart of Xiantao and fell in love with it. I wonder if I forgot the words in the sesame seed cake. I added this sentence)

Sun Bin looked at the hairy ape tree.

Dare you steal peaches here?

I'm so annoyed after reading it.

The nameless fire is in my heart.

Learn from the master,

Try my magic method, immortal

Quickly use the hot stamping rope,

A bold beast wants to walk hard.

The ear heard the crash,

Tied the little white ape that stole the peach.

Sun Bin laughed when he saw it.

Bold beast, listen to me.

You just want to eat peaches and steal things,

Unexpectedly, your life is incomplete today!

Raise your sword with your hand,

Scared the white ape.

Fasten your head quickly,

Call the sound engineer to relax.

Sun Bin saw before asking:

Tell me where your home is.

Which mountain and which cave do you live in,

Put yourself in which hole.

Hearing this, the white ape fell to the ground.

I called grandpa daxian to listen to me.

My family lives in Ma Lian Cave in front of Jinshan Mountain.

Put yourself in the cave of Ma Lian.

My father's name is Sun Shengda,

My mother's name is Marqueline.

A boy and a girl were born,

My daughter is a white ape.

Saihua went out of the hole to collect medicine,

I walked for a few days and never returned.

Mom got sick in the cave,

I wish this Xiantao Chinese food.

Also a white ape. I have no choice,

Give your life to this side.

I stole peaches yesterday,

Mother drank strong liquor.

Today, my mother likes peaches.

I was sent to Yunmeng Mountain to steal peaches.

Master spared me today,

Mother and son repay kindness.

Master got my life today,

Who will serve my mother when she is old?

The white ape expressed his filial piety to his mother.

It's hard to see Taoxian in Sun Bin.

All furry animals know the meaning of filial piety.

Sun Bin, I wasted the world.

Like that year, my family lived in seven countries and preached goodness.

Father and son don't leave home with me.

My father and son went up the mountain in a rage.

From now on, I won't drink Yanshan water.

It's hard to go home again.

Yunmengshan came to learn Taoism,

Put the word filial piety aside.

Thought for a long time to say:

Call a white ape. Listen.

I'll spare you today,

Unless the two of us get married in Taoyuan.

Do white apes dare to listen?

First of all, how dare you climb high?

Sun Bin impolitely said:

The two became sworn and burned incense.

Sun Bin regards the white ape as his brother,

After kowtowing, stand flat.

Sun Bin picked the peach in his hand.

Before I send my good brother and filial mother away.

If you meet your parents,

Please give my regards to my brother.

The white ape flew back to Ma Lian cave,

Talk to your mother.

Gui Lan, listen and count,

You listen to me carefully.

Cao Lei suited bin 】 【 father and son, (don't understand here, please advise).

It fell off after mending the tire.

Yunmengshan came to learn Taoism,

Wang Chan told him to visit Taoyuan.

The old mother began to call her son,

The insight behind you.

He sent Xiantao to treat his mother.

Let's send him a gobbledygook to read.

The white ape quickly opened the gobbledygook,

Turn back to Yunmeng Mountain for the second time.

He called Sun Bin's brother,

And deliver the gobbledygook to you.

Read gobbledygook when you have time,

Don't look at the future yet.

It was the two of them who spoke,

Old Wang Chan who walked into the monastery.

When Sun Bin saw the arrival of his master,

He was so scared that he threw the gobbledygook into the well.

He is not afraid of walking skillfully (I don't understand this sentence)

Wang Chan trembled with fear.

It's okay to look up the gobbledygook,

It's a pity to lose your feet.

Pang Juan Wei Zhaoxu,

Ma Liang lifted the curse.

This is a story about a white ape stealing peaches.

I wish you all a long and happy life.