Funny sentences on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is also called April Fool's Day and Humor Day. April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day is a popular folk festival in the West since the 9th century, and it has not been recognized as a legal holiday by any country. On this day, people cheat and play tricks on each other in various ways, and often at the end of the joke, they will expose and announce that the object of the joke is a "fool". The following are funny sentences (80 selected sentences) about April Fool's Day that I collected for you. Welcome to read, I hope you will like it.

Funny sentences on April Fool's Day 1 1. When you were born for the first time, your face was black and your fingers were invisible, two leaves covered your face, the rivers and lakes flew over the eaves and the dogs barked, and the beautiful women were dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

Second, April Fool's Day, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!

Third, today's April Fool's Day, a special April Fool's Day command was issued. It is a good mood to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

Fourth, Bajie Hua Zhai is gone forever. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

5. April Fool's Day, fooling you, how can I be "stupid"? To tell you the truth, I am "stupid" and unhappy! In order to be "stupid" and have fun with you, I am "stupid" and have been a friend for many years, so I advise you: Happy April Fool's Day!

I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum. You are my pet pig!

Seven, these days, I've been trying to say three words to you, but I'm afraid I can't even do it as an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

9. Has anyone ever said that you look great? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!

What is the most painful thing in the world? Obviously, you are smart, but you have been cheated. Do you know the most painful thing in the world? It's April Fool's Day when you are smart.

Eleven, April fool's day is here, I wish you a silly voice when you speak; When singing, stupid sounds surround the beam; At work, be silly and flexible. Love will not be silly until death. Happy April Fool's Day!

I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

Thirteen, silly brother, in this big day when all China people can be silly, silly brother wishes you never change your mind, enjoy yourself from being silly, be full of happiness from being silly, and get happiness from being silly. Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day!

Fourteen, the fool's text message arrived, laughing happily; There is no way to overcome being spoofed and playing dumb. In fact, there are many friends, and it is not common to fool around, just because of April Fool's Day, happy to make excuses! Send you a happy reason, I wish: April Fool's Day is "stupid" fast!

Fifteen, on this special day, I want to call you, but I am worried that you will misunderstand me; I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

Sixteen, this message is by no means a mass, absolutely exclusive to you. You are over age on Children's Day, everyone is glorious on Labor Day, and National Day is too far away. Based on your daily performance, I wish you every success. Forget April Fool's Day. Remember to be happy.

Seventeen, the work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time. Fortunately, I can send you a short message, hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

Eighteen, hey! Honey, I haven't contacted you for a long time. Please have a meal today. Fish is flying like a bowl, but shrimp is chasing it on the plate. Crispy lotus root is fascinating. I wish you all a happy and appetizing fish festival!

Nineteen, people floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife. Please be careful. On this day, don't read text messages at will. I'm not talking nonsense and you're not stupid, so don't look, look, look. If you say you are stupid, you are happy.

April Fool's Day, a world that should have lied, is telling the truth.

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

Last night, I had a dream that you fell into a stinking pit. After climbing up, you said: it was so good to have a baby at last, even the pit was delicious.

24. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

25. It's a pity that poor mobile phone users are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because they confirmed this short message. Nowadays, bacteria are dressed in uniform, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walk through your body with vigorous steps.

Twenty-six, someone told me: "You are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! I understand you! So polluted! I'm sorry, pig

Twenty-seven, since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Daoxi, you have been admitted to the uncivilized class of the ignorance department of Niujing University in the United States. Please take your stupidity and strange diseases to Titanic, the American Dung Hall on the street of No.9 Road.

Twenty-nine, I haven't seen some ideas for days. The body can be peaceful and healthy recently; After a hard day at work, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Although you are an ungrateful person, I can remember you in my heart. It's okay to be idle anyway. I should send you a message just to feed the pigs with chaff. Happy April Fool's Day!

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: lower your head and suck after farting, and then carefully check whether people around you smell it. If so, we should strengthen training according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

April Fool's Day joke sentence 2 1, paratroopers practice skydiving, and the coach tells them to jump out of the plane and count to 10 to open the parachute immediately. Dean fell down and hurt himself according to the result. The coach called him an idiot. A soldier said, Dean Coach stuttered!

2. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

3. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. People came into this world to find the other half, and they have worked hard to find you. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Happy April Fool's Day.

5, you have countless advantages, you can sing and dance, your life is superior and rich, you are tall and handsome, and countless girls are fascinated by your charm. Amazingly, in his early twenties, he still peed his pants.

6. Over the years, you have been silently by my side, spending night after night with me, and embracing my laziness, rudeness and everything with your broad mind. Thank you, my Simmons big bed!

7. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Be a cow and a horse in the next life! I will definitely pull out the grass for you to eat. ...

9. My friend and I bought pork and beef buns, and there were many people waiting in line. The young man at the front desk asked us what we wanted to save trouble, and then shouted to the kitchen: Take one cow and eat two pigs!

10. Scientists are trying to teach African chimpanzees to use advanced human tools to save them from extinction. Just received the news that a chimpanzee has learned to use a mobile phone and is reading short messages!

Funny sentence on April Fool's Day 3 1, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

On the first night of moving to a new house, a man barged in in the dark, and I couldn't hold back. He stole all my things, and the damn grave robber left the coffin unfinished.

3. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted when not meeting you, and being single-minded when meeting you. If one day we get a refund, at least there are memories!

4. It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over ... I'm finished with you, but I still look down, idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Those who can't walk when they meet women are called flower addicts, those who love reading are called book addicts, and those who love martial arts are called martial arts addicts. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

Xiao Lv said to the donkey's mother: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

7. I hope everyone can play some technical things on April Fool's Day, such as giving me a box of delicious food, and let me guess who sent it.

According to the survey results in 20 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

9. God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

10, you are tall, powerful, handsome and charming. I miss you in my dreams and love you in my heart. You are the pursuit of my life. Let me hug you.-African orangutan.

Funny sentence on April Fool's Day 4 1 My name is incredible, also called teasing you. What's the funny nickname? You don't like foreign names. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Every time I see your beautiful image and your big watery eyes, my heart beats faster, my breath becomes shortness, and I can't speak. Finally, I shouted: Wow, what a big frog! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. It's cold. I'll give you a thoughtful brand thermal underwear, then put on a thoughtful brand sweater, put on a warm brand cotton-padded coat outside, and then tie a happy belt. I can't believe you don't look like a zongzi dressed like this!

4. The five internal organs belong to five elements, the liver belongs to wood, the heart belongs to fire, the lung belongs to gold, the kidney belongs to water, and the spleen belongs to soil. I did the math for you. It turns out that your five elements are short of fire and gold. No wonder you haven't invited me to dinner for so long. So you are heartless! Ha ha!

5, learn to be rude, roll and roll, stay and stay; Learn to be patient, shut up when you should shut up, and be silent when you should be silent; Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore disgusting things, and choose to block disgusting things. I wish you all the best in your life.

6. I miss you, your red hands, your face as red as an apple, your mouth as rosy as jade, and the tenderness and thoughtfulness of your confidante. I miss you and I can't remember who you are. April 1 Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The autumn wind whirled in the sky on September 9, and you shook your head and looked at the sky in the coolness of September 9. It's raining hard. I stood behind you and snickered. What are you still looking at? Give me your blessing quickly. Idiot!

On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. When the wolf saw it, he wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

9. Festivals are just a cover for fun, and happiness is the best policy. So it doesn't hurt to be fooled on April Fool's Day. After all, everyone wants to be relaxed and happy. Don't take it seriously if it's not too much.

10, if I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

April Fool's Day funny sentence 5 1, I have fallen in love with you since I met you! Your fragrance, in my heart forever! Your fiery passion will always be on my lips! Thank you for having you in my life: spicy chicken burger.

I miss you all day, and how many dreams haunt me. I love you month after month and miss you every day. I hope you can come to my side soon, my dear money! Happy April Fool's Day!

3, tell you a secret, fool people, you don't understand when you are stupid, and you have been fooled when you understand. Therefore, on April Fool's Day, you must not be as knowledgeable as the people on earth!

4. 1 April Fool's Day is coming, I know it's your favorite holiday, but don't just care about yourself. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

Recently, your good luck has piled up like a mountain, your salary has tripled, and you are waiting in line for peach blossoms and scud, and you are not involved in the line. Alas, April Fool's Day only happens once a year. Have a good dream. I hope you can't find the north in your dream!

6. Right and wrong is a fool, right and wrong is a fool, right and wrong is a fool. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"the dog is good and will take you for a walk." Happy April Fool's Day!

9. What happened? When you dial the mobile phone, you are prompted to call a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the prompt: the owner has been slaughtered!

10, now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over. Happy April Fool's Day!

Funny sentence on April Fool's Day 6 1 If I had a happy candy, I would give it to you. I wish you happiness! If I have two, I will give you one and keep one for myself, and we will be happy together! If I had three pills, I would give them all to you, because I want you to have more cavities than I do!

2. "Wood" is in the Woods, "scholar" is on the talk show, "genius" is the brain, "money" is what everyone thinks, "genius" is the person who sends text messages, and "fool" reads text messages on April Fool's Day.

3. The red rabbit horse became the mount of Guan Yu because it traveled thousands of miles every day; Bai became the mount of Tang Priest under the inspiration of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Although you are not so good, it is good to be a mount for two generations.

4, it is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

I envy you sometimes. Eat when you open your eyes, sleep when you close your eyes, without worry and fatigue. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry stomachs with your life! I salute you, Brother Pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. We have been beaten by wind and rain, and things are impermanent and vicissitudes change. Sad tears, miss you, miss your old friend. Let's go, you must always learn to grow, and it is inevitable that you will struggle painfully; Let's go, let you fly to the blue sky home!

7. On February 2nd, I shaved my head quickly, and there was no place for my troubles. On February 2 nd, the dragon looked up, and the rice fat in the big warehouse and the small warehouse flowed; February 2, stir-fried peas, a good sign of rolling financial resources; February 2 nd, eat pig's head, what news are you reading? Hold your head and go!

8. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Attention, I will give you the power-saving strategy for air conditioning in summer. I have many years of experience, and only my friends tell you: the first step is to find the air conditioning power supply; Step 2, unplug the power supply; The third step is to check the effect. Look, the meter is slow.

10. In your career, you are a "fool" with the spirit of moving mountains; You are a fisherman in life and always catch happiness; April Fool's Day is here. May you stick to "Fool's Joy" to the end.