I am looking for a draft of a funny poem recited by college students for the New Year’s Day party. Five or six people must have a shocking and funny effect.

A: Poetry recitation "The Story of Kung Pao Chicken and Potatoes"

Author, Xinmin School - Grade 1 and 2

B: Materials, < /p>

250 ??grams of chicken breast

A: 50 grams of peanuts

B: Two cloves of garlic, three pieces of pulp

A: One piece of green onion , five dry red peppers

B: ten peppercorns

Together: and - oil

B: method,

Cut the chicken legs into cubes, add a little salt, pepper, and rice wine

A: Put a little starch, spread it evenly with your hands, and leave it for a while

B: Leave it for a while< /p>

A: Yes, brackets. The name of this method is pickling or sizing. It can remove the fishy smell of meat and is suitable for all kinds of meat - brackets

B: ( Sighing) Ah... Pour - oil! After the oil is hot, pour in the diced chicken and stir-fry for a while

A: Finally add the minced garlic and vegetable cubes, pour in the rice wine and sweet sauce to season, and then add a little... Sesame oil

B: (Sigh lightly), (Action) Pour in the peanuts, stir-fry - stir-fry, stir-fry for about one minute, then serve

--Plate it

A: It's ready to eat

B: It's ready to eat

Joint: It's ready to eat

A: It's ready to eat After finishing the dish of Kung Pao Chicken, let’s talk about the story of potatoes.

B: Potatoes, potatoes, you will always be the protagonist of the university cafeteria. You are almost everywhere. Wherever you are needed, you are there. Your

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A: You are the diced chicken in Kung Pao Chicken, and you are also the sliced ??meat in spicy pork slices

C: In Mushu Rou In this dish, when the meat is not around, you are the meat, when the eggs are not around, you are the eggs

B: There is a poem praising you like this:

You come or you don’t come ,

All year round,

Potatoes are here,

Neither sad nor happy

A: You eat it or not ,

The potatoes are all in the pot,

Neither increase nor decrease

C: You buy it or not,

Year after year One year,

Potato has been in the university cafeteria,

at noon,

still there at night

A: Come, let’s Feed you or let me live in your heart

B: I asked Buddha: Why is the earth round?

Buddha said: My child, that’s because potatoes are round

A: I asked the Buddha again: Why don’t you give all the women the appearance of being ashamed of the moon?

Buddha said: Every woman who loves to eat potatoes cannot afford to be hurt.

C: That’s it, along the way, I was eating potatoes and singing out-of-tune songs. , stayed at the school to teach

B: That’s it. Along the way, I ate potatoes, sang off-key songs, and got the first National Natural Science Foundation of China

A: That’s it , along the way, I ate potatoes, sang out-of-tune songs, and became a lecturer and associate professor

B: Without potatoes, there would be no - canteen

C: Without potatoes, Without our sincere unity, the youthful and beautiful first and second grade group of Xinmin School

Head: Tudou, you changed us, we changed the world!

Ouyang Guanya: After eating these two dishes, I remembered my student days,

One pound or one tael a day, absolutely not more, you can give less.

Breakfast, a steamed bun with rice grains running next to each other,

At noon, two bowls of cake, be careful not to hit your feet, you can’t stand it,

Fu, the alkali in the corn flour is uneven, it is said that the alkali is evenly consumed in the basin, and it is enclosed.

A bowl of cabbage soup without oil is the healthiest.

At night, a bowl of rice seeds cannot be chewed to produce any water.

The third child does the same thing every day, shaking in class.

Both men and women, tall and short, are the same, and the ration is the ration.

You said you have money in your pocket, so don’t give me money here (piǎn).

It’s useless to offer money, two votes are not enough.