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What humorous sentences are there in bed rest?
If the earth doesn't restart, I won't get up early, the earth won't explode and the bed won't fall off.
I will go to bed the day after tomorrow when I think that I have a lot of things to do tomorrow.
4. The places outside the bed are far away, and the places that the hands can't reach are all foreign lands.
The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go back to sleep.
6. Get up the first sentence every day and sleep for five minutes.
7. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.
8. Don't wake me up. Staying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.
9. I have an early riser, but my bed and quilt don't want to.
10, I wake up handsome every day. Don't handsome people deserve to sleep in?
1 1. The early worm is eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't get up.
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