Funny sentences 16 words

1, ask how ugly you can be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian.

2. It was the wind that ruthlessly blew me from a goddess to a female nerve.

3. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

Distance sometimes produces a third party, not beauty.

5. The university you want to go to and the person you like always go to the last one.

6. I'm going to get a haircut, and I have bangs around my neck.

7. My dream was eaten by a dog, and then I lived like a dog.

8. I love you not just by saying it, but all my life.

9. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow.

10, sleeping in class, fighting after class, and dying in the exam.

1 1. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

12, just know what you are.

13, will you stop shaking your head? It was smashed by water.

14, sleepy all year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

15, the schoolmasters have almost understood, so don't learn too much from the masses.

16, full of wisdom, propped up my face abruptly.

17, women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

18, this kind of thing, don't rush to the waist, rush to the chest.

19, I don't need your advice in my life. I was blind myself.

20. My ideal is to be a bather of human soul.

2 1, you are an angel, but you landed first.

22. A man without talent is a virtue, then I must be too wicked.

23. There is a force in the wilderness, and there is no courage to get up.

24. What's the use of being handsome? Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank?

25. The teacher said I was a mixer, so what was my classmate?

26. Time is stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

27. Hide tenderness and cuteness and leave it to the person you like.

28. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

29. Since using black toothpaste, teeth have turned white and people have turned black.

30. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

3 1, persistence may not be successful, but giving up will be easy.

32. There is no need to quarrel between women. You are more beautiful than her.

I have been a student for more than ten years and have never met any teachers.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

35. I just want to pull you and fall into the summer breeze together.

36. Don't be nice to everyone. They don't give you money.

37. I like you and I love you. It's none of your business.

38. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

39. It's really hot. Looking for someone to fight for a few days.

40. Only those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

4 1, your promise is like fart, you can't see it when you hear it.

42. I told you as an experienced person, don't come over.

43. Look at your wonderful bones. Being with me is good material.

Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

45. I have a car, a house and a deposit. What am I afraid of? I'm afraid of waking up.

46. Bed, please respect yourself and let me go! I have a class!

47. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

48. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

49. When I am strong, I will sweep away all the snacks in the supermarket.

50. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

5 1, in my heart, you are the sweet potato that sticks to the mud!

52, wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent.

Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

54. There is no fate between you and me. It depends on my face value.

55. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you

Please get out of my world. I decided to love myself.

58. Don't cry when you fall, you may fall into a pile of money.

59. I hope you can all have love, and I enjoy money alone.

60, do not seek coquettish shock, just seek obscene and touching.

6 1, Tanabata, do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

62. To admit your greatness is to admit your ignorance.

63. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

64. Who says tofu can't kill people? Try changing frozen tofu next time.

65. When you meet someone you like, you must be bold, cautious and thick-skinned.

66. After adding the teacher qq, all signatures have nothing to do with love.

67. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

68, girls, watch a Korean drama and change husbands.

69. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

70. A bosom friend is an appropriate die-cutting, and a bosom friend is a perfect friend.

7 1, there is no swearing in this world, but doing more homework will.

72. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his nose.

73, WeChat is awesome, and it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

74. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

75. I feel that life is not good, and life feels that I am not good.

76. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

77. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs!

78. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

79. I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu.

80. Can I pick you up with a broken umbrella when your hair reaches your waist?

8 1, as long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

82. A beautiful skin thinks you are ugly, and an interesting soul hates you.