Humorous quotations of losing weight

1, the humor of losing weight, is about staying up late reading and sleeping on an empty stomach, and then losing weight feels like a university. After eating grass for three days, I dreamed of losing weight.

2, lost the sentence of sending a circle of friends ① Easy and funny articles are simple, happy and easy to lose weight. Losing weight is an excuse, and no money is king. There are no ugly women, only fat women. Slim down, even the back is super beautiful. What you lose weight is fat, and what you lose weight is figure. As long as you are thin enough, you can't take any photos well.

3. Meitu Xiu Xiu asked me to 1.8m from now on, weighing 90 kg, and not to wake me up. Let me live in the picture. Still thin! Or die! A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the fat body and the critical eyes of the masses. Everyone says I'm fat, but in fact I'm thin.

4. Lose weight successfully and keep it in the future. I'm so happy to finally wear the legendary s size. At the peak of my life, I lost XX Jin. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing. Actually, I will lose weight. I'll be fat for a while and have fun.

Love has nothing to do with beauty, ugliness and fatness. Just because she is the only one in the world. No matter how thin a person is, if his face is big and round, he will look fat at first. You see, I look fat, but I am malnourished.

6, everyone said that after eating a glimpse of wisdom, I ate so much, except for my weight, I want to say: her uncle! It has been reduced to 140 kg, which is one drop below the standard weight. Looking at the weight before summer, tears can't stop flowing.